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I GUESS THE LEAGUE’S BECOME MY FAMILY. ─ indie FIRE of dc comics

#promo tag #oh i love fire!!!

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Batman Beyond ill Sentence Starters

Batman Beyond ill 1

“What’s good homies? This is Bad Boy News.” “There’s another white girl being held for a ransom of five mil.” “They interrupted Full House for your ass!” “I ain’t some trench coat ass bitch.” “We’re ready for Austin Powers 17, where Mike Myers macks on some retirement home hunnies.” “YEAH, FUCK THE NEWS.” “Now check my fuckin’ cool hat, ladies.” “Huh? You don’t like my hat? PEOPLE GET KILLED FOR THAT SHIT.” “Hey you wanna chill with that weird shit?” “Hit the showers, fuckboy.” “Man this school sucks, filled with weirdos and shit, dude.” “There goes ____, my future Pepsi Commercial Roleplay Partner of fun times and cool dimes.” “I don’t got time to talk, here just take my Mario Sunshine.” “Don’t fuckin’ look like nothing.” “Just pop open a nice Dr. Pepper and take a nap.” “Look at you Mighty Kids Meal motherfuckers.” “Come on guys, lets get back to McDonalds.” “Do old people like pizza? I should call him in a meat lovers.” “Leave it to a fuckin’ weirdo to keep bats in his clock.” “Oh wow he’s…. he’s fuckin’ Batman.” “Your dad got fucked up by the guys from Jet Set Radio, sorry.” “Tell Mom I’ll be late, I gotta see Batman.” “There’s something going down in Chinatown and Super Mario Sunshine’s got a few clues.” “Look I know you’re a 90s kid and don’t fuck with games on disc, but this shit’s real.” “Alright uh… I’ll give you my Playstation Pizza Hut Promo collection.” “Oh wow that worked.”

Batman Beyond ill 2

“Aw that sucks, I just want to pick fights while I listen to Fall Out Boy.” “Get your Spongebob Books On Tape ass outa here.” “I HATE WALKING.” “Hello, wanna watch Cars 2 on Blu-Ray?” “HAND OVER SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!” “FUCK cornrows! Get a COOL haircut!” “Gotham rolled out the red carpet today, for the Italian Stallion Chef Boyardee.” “Here’s some pictures of my dead girlfriends.” “How do they keep fucking up Boyardee?” “Since when’s BATMAN around?” “I’m gonna do a lot more than rude talk when we catch Batshit Crazy Man.” “…Who the fuck you callin’ brother?” “Well, after very careful consideration I’ve decided to do the unspeakable. Invite you to the Batman Fan Club.”

Batman Beyond ill 3

“Hey, I’m from Bitcoin class.” “KID ROCK’S A GENIUS, ASSHOLE.” “This is for my Civic you big idiot!” “Fuck you four eyes, bitch shit idiot loser.” “Hey dad, how’d you get the Iron Giant?” “I LOVE SOLAR ROADWAYS.” “Future Basketball fuckin’ rules.” “I don’t care if you’re Space Ghost or not, somebody stole the Iron Giant!” “Oh yeah, girls, girls are pretty sweet man.” “YOUR FAVORITE BANDS SUCK!” “FUCK DVDS.” “GO AWAY BATMAN!” “The mall sucks.” “I wanna watch Brady Bunch alone…” “Okay, I love punch.” “HAHA, AQUAMAN FUCKED HIS SHIT UP!” “I’m like the Hulk… BUT WHEN I GET ANGRY I CRY A LOT!” “You rock, Batman.” “Kid Rock sucks.” “If I kill three more people I win a free I-Pod!” “No! Iron Giant, you were my only friend…” “Hey if this is your kid, you like seriously fucked up, dude.”

Batman Beyond ill 4

“We got Pepsi! Throwback, can ya dig it baby?” “Ahaha he’s fuckin’ dead! Ahahaha!” “Yeah, it’s fuckin ill right?” “Man… his computer’s gonna fly.” “Hey you green Louie Anderson lookin’ motherfucker.” “This ain’t the McDonalds Museum, I need you to scit scat skedaddle, boy.” “Can you make me a girlfriend?” “I’ll kiss her! Hug too!” “I don’t play that fake shit, homies.” “Girlfriends are for losers.” “SAVE ME, BATMAN!” “You’re Batman just… fuck off a little.” “Ah shit, fuck.” “The was the ILLEST kickback I ever fucked with.” “You’re homeless loser, fuck off.”

Batman Beyond ill 5

“I CAN’T TIE MY SHOES SO FUCK THEM!” “That is SO deep!” “Hey man that line on Splenda really opened my eyes to how Capitalism is a problem.” “Aw, it was just the XBox intro screen again…” “Hours up, Skrillix. If you want more get fifty bucks or a new haircut.” “No, make some friends you fuck.” “NO FAKE HIGH FIVES ALLOWED!” “Let’s steal their IKEA paintings.” “We’re trying to find out why your son got so shitty. “Well ‘Max’ why don’t you make like Keeble and BIG MOVE the fuck outa here?” “That is MY Easy Mac!” “Think you can have MY Hamburger Helper? Think again you Not Another Teen Movie type BITCHES.” “God no wonder he’s homeless.” “I’m Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Star Wars is bad because gravity’s real.” “I just wanna let all of you know I took it upon myself to tell everybody in the theater the movie isn’t realistic.” “Oh honey, you have made us one Proud Family on Disney Channel.” “That was very mean to Iggy Azalea. She’d appreciate it if you took that back.” “Just because you’re an addict doesn’t mean you can be mean.” “I gotta get to the Magic The Gathering Tournament.”

Batman Beyond ill 6

“I’M FAST AND FURIOUS.” “They government just snapchatted me that.” “It’s… Jared Leto.” “Is this YOUR piece of shit kid? Probably.” “Throw ‘em on a bus to my industrial squathouse.” “Just call 1-800-69HahaFunnyNumber for more info.” “We also offer Group Jack Off Prevention tips.” “Hey, stop exercising!” “What kind of insult is ‘non-bitch’?” “Wow that’s great trivia! Shut up.” “Wow you’re like DeVinci, except not famous and in jail!” “Report to Chill Sesh!” “Aw man, I hate chilling…” “Yeah so Kevin Spacey’s being a bitch how you gonna help me?” “I need your help, they won’t stop giving us IV’s of Vegemite.” “Kevin Spacey’s kept me here for over one month. I’ve been the subject of 23 sleep experiments.” “We want the Fire Department to save us they have the coolest trucks.” “Thank god the janitor we hired illegally said something.” “Yeah I love video games.” “Your warm Coca Cola will be ready in four hours.” “Now you’re the artist formally known as ALIVE.” “SHUT UP FUCK YOU.”

Batman Beyond ill 7

“Whatever ARIAN Grande.” “I’m just saying it was MY Pizza Lunchable!” “Aw, naw he’ll… be alright.” “Alright but it wont be easy, last time somebody hacked it they changed all the pictures to Smash Mouth members.” “That’s just the guy from Smash Mouth.” “Welcome to your first voluntary day in prison.” “So… you like jail?” “God DAMN it I know you were the one fucking around with our school!” “With the glass ceiling broken, all the oppressed groups will prosper! Especially the most oppressed group of all… GAMERS!” “You might get expelled but… who cares?” “Good luck BEER ENJOYER!” “Silly Jock, your sports are no match for my awesome power!” “Finally, the hot gamer babe of my dreams.” “Pull the gosh darn trigger, wise guy.”

Batman Beyond ill 8

“I should probably get going, I’m probably gonna drop out today.” “That highschool is devoid of REAL music.” “I forgot to bedazzle the bullets!” “You’ll be partnered with the girl who got a nail file through the metal detector.” “This is stupid, you can’t even throw it at a Cop Car so what’s the point?” “Y'know its not 2004 anymore the internet can do more than google image now.” “Now for my ten tomato sandwich. One, two… aw I ran out.” “Can I pay you 20 bucks to beat the shit out of that kid?” “There’ll be no DAD RAP in MY whip!” “You’re passing McDonalds you promised!” “FUCK TESLA.” “THERE’S A KNIFE IN THIS PURSE SOMEWHERE.” “Can’t say I DIDN’T expect to be disappointed.” “You had the only one that wasn’t intentionally damaged.”

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formedwill‌:

     “Green Lantern, jackass.”

“really? was 6 not enough for earth?”

#formedwill

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itsaliving‌:

  “ yeah,   no kidding. “    he gives  jason a good shake  before he pockets both his bare hands against the gotham  cold,    looking behind him as if expecting the big bat  to pop out  any second.  “ he and i didn’t exactly get off to a good start.     i shot him off a roof so he  punched me so hard in the gut i got another look at  my  lunch.  “ tommy chuckles  loosely  at the memory,  shaking his head and meeting the other’s red-masked gaze once more. 

 “ how about we get outta here before he comes and spoils the fun?   i know a place for a  drink,   if you ain’t too hard-boiled for that kind of thing.  “ 

“nice to know i’m in good company then.” he teases, a relaxed smile tugging at his lips. it’s rare that he has this, a genuine connection with someone --especially one from his past. he’s not the same person he used to be -he could never be- but tommy’s the one person who just might be ok with the guy he is today. friendships aren’t something that come easy to him. 

“only if you’re buying.” he teases, sporting a grin that makes it well aware he wouldn’t exactly hold tommy to that bargain. 

#itsaliving #they....them........

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oracleonline‌:

           ❛  Is that really what this conversation is about?  ❜  Barbara huffs audibly into the mic.  Leave it to former family to know how to get under her skin with a simple request.  Childish and a waste of her time … nonetheless, the fact he even spoke to her for such a trivial thing did cause the corners of her lips to twitch with delight.  Luckily for her, he coudln’t possibly see that from where she sat.   ❛  Ever try knocking on their door?  Maybe contact your landlord about the noise?  Maybe even —– file a noise complaint with the police.  ❜

“c’mon, babs, would i lie?” a pause as he realizes what he just said. “--don’t answer that.” for as complicated as his ties to the ‘bat family’ are, barbara is someone he’s never held much ire for. maybe it’s because he can remember the missions as batgirl and robin, back when things were just a little bit simpler. maybe it’s because she’s the only other person who could ever really understand his feelings about the joker even a little. she’s the one who made it out alive, the one who did something with her life. it’s admirable. “the police? me? let’s be honest, i don’t exactly have the best relationship with the gcpd. if that doesn’t sway you maybe this will: they’re blasting smash mouth. it’s 2019 and they’re playing smash mouth.”

#oracleonline #i love them a lot already

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“sorry superbrat, but daycare’s out and i don’t have time to babysit.” he reaches into his pocket brandishes a knife, cutting himself loose from his line and making a run for it. “later, punk!” / @kryptonfresh

#kryptonfresh #wont let me @ you for some reason! sorry!

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lastofmars‌:

“I’ve been to area 51. It’s not that interesting, actually.”

“really? so it’s just empty space the government pours money into? man, the people in charge are really fuckin’ dumb.”

#lastofmars #why is this oddly pure #why is jonn just That Good

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“and who the hell are you supposed to be? halloween’s way past and this sector has enough GLs.” / @formedwill

#formedwill

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OUT. official starter call!

#so many new followers since i've been gone! #wow

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“for what it’s worth, i’m over your goonie squad not giving me my own statue.” a beat as he pulls out his gun. “-aren’t i just the nicest guy?” / @circusmade

#circusmade #he's such a jerk! lol

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greenringed‌:

“friends is a bit of an exaggeration. i can only assume you want something, so spit it out.”

“why, i’m positively hurt, GL! i’d almost think you want nothing to do with lil ol’ me!”

#greenringed #jason voice noooooo!

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OUT. hi everyone! back on my trashy son for a bit <3

#gosh i just miss this blog sometimes #so busy!

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“aw, and here i was thinking you and i were chums, lantern.” / @greenringed

#greenringed #they're so funny when they're interacting!

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speaksinviolence‌:

     “No.” She points to the door. “Get out.”

“nah. i think i’ll make myself at home.” he sits in bruce’s favorite chair, feet kicked up. 

#speaksinviolence

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lastofmars‌:

“They saw our deserts and made several misguided assumptions. One would think, on account of it being farther from the sun, it being colder would come to no surprise.” 

“that’s.....actually a good point. even i’m out here thinkin’ ‘deserts = hot.’ you ever been to other planets? what else did we get wrong?”

#lastofmars #jonn reached his soft spot: learning

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“c’mon, sis. aren’t i invited to the family barbecue?”

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     “Leave.”

#speaksinviolence #hes the worst im sorry

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redbornrobin‌:

      “baby bird– i really need a new tagline–” a delicate pause before, “here being 4th and Vine where a potential gunrunner is planning on meeting a fourth of july in december sort of end… or do you mean in a more existential ‘here’ way?”

“here as in my turf. i’ve got this covered --was kind of hoping for a bat-intervention-free mission.”

#redbornrobin