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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Quais, texting Charlie: Go white boy go
Charlie, texting back: When you sent me this I was eating a mustard sandwich (two pieces of bread with nothing but mustard) so I feel like you know
Quais, texting again: Stop white boy stop
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Charlie: You’re fluent in ASL?
Quais: Yeah I figured knowing just English and Spanish wasn’t quite enough
Wythe: You’re fluent in Spanish?
Quais: Yeah my mom taught me while we knit together when I was a kid
Charlie: You can knit??
Quais: You guys don’t know everything about me! Now do we want matching hats or gloves.
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Quais: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Wythe: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Charlie: There were… so many mixed signals in that. I don’t know how to feel.
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Charlie, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Wythe: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Wythe: Do you want to help me commit a felony?
Quais: What the hell Wythe?!
Wythe: Oh Right. Sorry.
Wythe, whispering: Do you want to help me commit a felony?
Quais, whispering: Yeah for sure :)
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Quais: So… I heard you like bad boys
Wythe: Not really
Quais: Oh Thank god
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Quais: Do I talk too much?
Charlie: My guy, I think this is the first conversation you've held with a person all day.
Quais: Yeah…
Wythe: It's the evening.
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Quais: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Charlie's birthday invitations.
Wythe: What is It supposed to say?
Quais: “Charlie’s Birthday”
Wythe: What does it say?
Quais: “Charlie’s bi”
Wythe:
Wythe: Honestly. Might still work. Let me text him real quick I have a question
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Quais: Welcome to the 'Fuck Quais' club, where we discuss all the reasons you think I've been a bad friend. We talk, work through them, and move on.
Wythe: …I may have misunderstood.
Sam: Me too.
Lip: I could go either way
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Wythe: Someones going to die
Charlie: Of fun!
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Charlie: Good news - no one drowned!
Quais, soaking wet: Despite efforts
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Wythe: Where are your parents?
Nel: Parents… lmao. I have sisters; they’re asleep. Long day.
Wythe: After dealing with you? I’m shocked
Nel: ANOTHER ZINGER
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Charlie: You’re telling me it I tried to hug you, you wouldn’t accept it?
Quais: I would and then I would shrivel up and die bc I can’t handle it
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Wythe: Stop Doing That
Charlie: Doing what?
Wythe: Playing stupid
Charlie: I’m not playing. I’m very stupid, all the time
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brainrottingg · 9 days
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Wythe: You have a very punchable Face
Quais: You’re so sexy when you hate me
Wythe:
Wythe: What the fuck is wrong with you?
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brainrottingg · 10 days
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Bronwyn: I was just making a point anyway. I’m chill, I promise 🥰
Lycorin: No you aren’t I just heard your heartbeat pick up
Bronwyn: Cheating! Cheater cheater >:(
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brainrottingg · 3 months
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Red Eye: Yeah, I understand women.
Red: They all want daggers and swords. It's quite simple really.
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