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happy lesbian visibility week

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rule

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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my favourite kinf od polls is the one where op pretends to take an insane stance to ragebait fuckwits

#im tired #isnt it getting to you #arent you learning ?

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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watching an actor's soul leave a television show five seasons before their body does

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does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today

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sad painting I made about depression 🔆

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tgis is actually making me fucking ill from laughing

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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kill the shift manager in your brain

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