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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#i thought i would be monk but i got wizard #monk was my 3rd

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It sends you spinning, you have no choice We are entranced, spellbound

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Source

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first blood

(how i choose to believe loki presented, for the first time)

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

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Any room can be a panic room if you’d just give me a fucking second

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found this reel from RoscoMcClelland and he was even funnier in the comments

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i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house

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bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

#me with my most of my dnd characters #i still keep morn as baby tho bc i think it is SO FUNNY that a 14 year old is a fierce warrior

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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#this is great and horrid all at once #anyway i prefer dry and separate bones that no longer have the muscle to do that

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

#i would like to be friends

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dude you are making some seriously cute posts right now. bro you are acting kind of adorable ngl...

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here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you. they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

#i may be going delirious from my homework #but this is so funny to me #thank you for my break in reading about The Market™️ in history and the reformation of american capitalism

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I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.