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love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse

#postwar prowldome

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프라비 내놔

#that’s it that’s the dynamic #prowl #bumblebee

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Do you think Prowl carries around those tiny packs of Kleenex (like mom had in her purse) for his nosebleeds? Maybe a hankie? He seems too fastidious not to have something...

I vote hankie. I can see it. He’s even corny enough to have them monogrammed. Just “P.”

#prowl #humanformers

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#sorry for the lack of content lately I’ve been busy and also I now only post prowl getting nosebleeds #prowl

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sorry at this point i just want to post wip but im too scared to put them on twiter

so wip...

#omg i love this #prowl #constructions

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how much about meso does adult springer know about?

Absolutely nothing. He went from zero to spider dad (with bonus noisemaze!) in a single day.

#sping thinks kup is his literal grandpa #poor dude lived a lie his entire life #springer #humanformers

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#the closest prowl came to ‘fixed’ was moon vacation so #found family #still think he should have been on the lost light

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It's canon that Ratchet has a big dick

#friendly reminder

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cut nose!

#nooooooo poor pwow #prowl

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Please say that CD was Prowl’s next of kin when the hospital called him like, “Yeah, your boyfriend is here and he’s been shot in the ass cheek”

They weren’t boyfriends anymore at that point, but Prowl was still aggrieved, as he lay face down in his hospital bed, that CD didn’t come to visit him.

#prowl #chromedome #prowldome #humanformers

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how much does prowl weigh? You said before that he’s around 2 and a half Mesothulas’s (who is 90 lbs) so is he around 225? Maybe more?

I was thinking around that, yes. Prowl's weight waxes and wanes depending on his circumstance. During his period of disgrace following the war, he dwindled to a meagre 185, while at the height of his powers he soared to a magnificent 240. In retirement he obtains a respectable 200 that remains steady whether or not he weighs himself with Green on his shoulder.

#prowl #humanformers #green is mostly fluff and weighs nothing

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There's something extrememly funny about Prowl's gunshot wounds not being enough of a sob story for him, because who HASN'T got gunshot wounds after the war? He wants a special uwu wound lol

At least the bullets could have gone somewhere noble and dramatic, instead of near his armpit and creasing his left buttock.

#prowl #humanformers

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Happy Easter!

#awwww i missed your round powells #prowl

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Random question but does Prowl have stretch marks? They’re not technically scars, but

Oh, plenty of those. But somehow they just don’t count.

#a pity because if they did he’d win the scar comparing competition hands down #prowl #humanformers

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does prowl have any body scars anywhere? After everything he’s been through.. does he have the needle scars on the back of his neck from Chromedome?

Prowl has no scars from Chromedome. That's the thing about mnemosurgery; it leaves no trace. What Red Alert saw on Prowl's neck that day had more to do with what he wanted to see than what was actually there. It's a fact that grieves Prowl sometimes. He sometimes wishes for visible scars, so people could see "everything he's been through." He has a couple of old gunshot wounds, but then, who doesn't, who's been through the war? And bruises-- well, they heal. It's probably why he never had his eye fixed; he wanted something to signal that damage. Not that it ever had the desired effect; most people see the eye and simply wonder why such a vain, fastiduous man couldn't find a colour that matched.

#prowl #humanformers

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skitters towards you

#a special boy #prowl

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Does Prowl ever cry?

With embarrassing ease after six glasses of wine.

#another valentines alone chez Powell #prowl #humanformers