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posting

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Salt gobs!!! I love their rumpus and mayhem 💚

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Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.

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Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

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IZZY LIKING THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

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Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden

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if they can convince Liliana to turncoat I feel like Bells Hells are in a unique position to possibly slow their roll and really attempt to secure a couple side missions to get stronger. Like let the lvl 20 worldly leaders with their armies do some damage before you go back out

With Otohan blown to smithereens, after a fight that quite possibly may have ended in a tpk, we have 3 of the most powerful Ruidusborn (that we know of) out of Ludinus’ grasp for the vessel. whatever the fuck that actually means. but with their friend also dead I hope the hells realize rushing head first into everything they did, on what was supposed to be a recon mission, will allow them to maybe reevaluate things.

#critical role #bells hells #so uhh… beach episode time? spooky town with a lake doesn’t count

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Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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Endless X-Men 97

#x-men 97 #cyclops #scott summers

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The wanted poster says “Paladin” when Bug in S1 was notably a cleric in the trickster domain.

And with the armor, I’m smelling a timeskip. TIMESKIP HHEHEHEHE

#smosh #sword af #bug sword af

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.

I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!

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my sister tried telling me not to be attracted to Adhemar from A Knight’s Tale because he’s bad and without hesitation I said he’s not bad, he’s narratively challenged

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child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

#asoiaf #theon greyjoy #he’s just like me fr