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Kaz: i’m so mad at jesper. we’re supposed to be friends.

Inej: well, talk to him. that’s what friends do.

Kaz: nope. i’m gonna wait til i’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Inej: that’s your plan for dealing with this?

Kaz: that’s my plan for dealing with everything. i have 77 arguments i’m gonna win that way.

Inej: ...seems like a bad plan.

Kaz: *glaring* now i have 78.

#six of crows #soc #incorrect soc #incorrect shadow and bone #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #kaz #inej #inej ghafa #kanej #incorrect kanej #b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 #crooked kingdom #ck #shadow and bone #grishaverse

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I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

- nikolai lantsov

#shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #incorrect shadow and bone #grisha trilogy #grisha #grishaverse #nikolai lantsov #nikolai #king of scars #rule of wolves #kos #row #sab #shadow and bone netflix

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Wylan: we’re about to die and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my internet history

Wylan: i wasn’t building a bomb!

Wylan: i was just curious!

#six of crows #soc #incorrect soc #crooked kingdom #ck #wylan van eck #wylan #shadow and bone #grishaverse

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Nina: i like you

Matthias: like, for my personality?

Nina: i was surprised too

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #nina #matthias x nina #nina zenik #matthias helvar #nina x matthias #helnik #shadow and bone #incorrect shadow and bone #incorrect soc #grishaverse #matthias

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kaz: here’s what we gotta do. we gotta find the passion that we have in life, and we gotta hold on to it. just like - i can’t believe i’m saying this - just like jesper

jesper: hey, look at that! i’ve never been an inspiration before

jesper: i don’t like it, too much responsibility

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #ck #incorrect soc #kaz brekker #kaz #jesper fahey #jesper #kaz and jesper #new girl quotes

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inej: what are you doing here?? i thought you said you’ve moved on

kaz: only people who haven’t moved on say things like that

#he's not wrong #soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect soc #new girl quotes #new girl #inej #inej ghafa #kaz #kaz brekker #kanej #kaz x inej #inej x kaz #grishaverse #shadow and bone

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nina: new year, same me. because i’m perfect.

#soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect soc #nina #nina zenik #helnik #shadow and bone #grishaverse

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jesper, holding up his school notes: and then this doodle of a burrito because when i first read aristotle, i thought it was pronounced like “chipotle”.

jesper, in shock: wait a minute, is it “chip-o-tottle”?

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #ck #incorrect soc #jesper #jesper fahey #wesper #ketterdam #grishaverse #shadow and bone

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jesper: kaz is not a morning person. or a night person. there’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

kaz: the best part is you never know when they’re coming.

#is it when he's sleeping #is he a cute sleeper #just imagine kaz all curled up #jesper tries to draw a moustache #kaz kills him #soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect soc #kaz brekker #kaz #jesper fahey #jesper #jesper and kaz #kaz and jesper

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alina: i can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

nikolai: well, on a good day, i’m both.

#you assume it's one or the other #alina #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #grisha trilogy #grishaverse #incorrect shadow and bone #king of scars #rule of wolves

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inej: hey, you okay?

kaz: yeah.

inej: you don't look okay...

kaz: then stop looking.

#but you're so handsome #those coffee black eyes #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #ck #KAZ #KANEJ #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #inej #inej ghafa #inej x kaz #grishaverse #shadow and bone

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- kaz brekker

#soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz #kaz brekker #grishaverse #shadow and bone #lbardugo #leigh bardugo

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alina: i’m sad.

mal: *holds out arms for a hug* it’s going to be okay

*later*

alina: i’m sad

the darkling, nodding: mood

#shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #malina #darklina #alina starkov #alina #mal #mal oretsev #the darkling #aleksander #aleksander morozova #grishaverse #grisha trilogy #the grisha trilogy #sab #leigh bardugo

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jesper: you know, not every problem can be solved with a knife

inej: that’s why i carry 14

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #inej #jesper fahey #jesper #jesper and inej #inej and jesper #incorrect soc #grishaverse #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo

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wylan: did it hurt when you fell-

jesper: from heaven? wow, i didn’t think you were such a flirt-

wylan: no, i meant when you fell down the stairs.

jesper: ...

wylan: you just laid there for 15 minutes.

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #ck #jesper fahey #jesper #wylan van eck #wylan #jesper x wylan #wylan van sunshine #wylan x jesper #wesper #incorrect soc #grishaverse #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo

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jesper: and what do i get out of this?

kaz: i will give you ten kruge.

jesper:: who do you think i am? i would never do it for ten kruge!

kaz: how bout twelve kruge?

jesper: you got yourself a deal.

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #jesper fahey #jesper #kaz #kaz brekker #jesper and kaz #grishaverse #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo

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matthias: this is cool, but you know what would be cooler?

nina: what?

matthias: death

#i'm sorry for this one #six of crows #crooked kingdom #nina zenik #nina #matthias helvar #matthias #nina x matthias #matthias x nina #grishaverse #shadow and bone