When the enemies trying not to be lovers
this is soo good this is TOO good, I’ve never read something soo cruelly intimate
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<8> Feeling like Troll P. Diddy, at that.
troll kesha woke up in the evening feeling like p diddy
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<8> Serent and I frequently find ourselves in need of metaphorical rubber ducks for our respective hobbies.
<8> I have never been the duck before and pray I am nowhere near this terrifying.
<8> (I also pray I'll survive this code bug.)
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<8> If anyone survived our planet getting blown the fuck up, much less Her Ecumenic fucking Kindness I suppose I will soon regret my words.
<8> As it stands, I don't think anyone followed us.
<8> Am I the only person I know who hasn't experienced some manner of attempted assassination?
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<8> I am side-eyeing my matesprit, the treasonous and disgraced heir of a long-dead Alternia.
<8> My kismesis and his matesprit were once members of an assassin's guild on this same Alternia. They left on bad terms.
<8> I am also a founding member of a thieves' guild whose previous incarnation was labeled highly treasonous and whose members were almost all publicly executed.
<8> In short, the assassins should be here any day.
<8> Am I the only person I know who hasn't experienced some manner of attempted assassination?
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<8> Ah, you're probably right. A bit like the magic anons.
<8> (Or perhaps the anons take after assassins)
<8> You whisper their name and they descend upon you like bottom feeders to whalefall.
<8> I don't believe we've been acquainted. Brhine Tegere, at your service.
<8> Am I the only person I know who hasn't experienced some manner of attempted assassination?
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<8> Am I the only person I know who hasn't experienced some manner of attempted assassination?
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//can someone who’s on rp tumblr more frequently than i am explain what a judgement post is?
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<8> One of my favorite pastimes is talking Cuarya’s ear off until he starts accidentally slipping into his old accent.
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I just found the absolute WORST diagram of the human heart. It is an affront to science.
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cuaryaaspece:
o- probably should get those fins checked in that case. ->
<8> You’re right, not being able to hear a whisper over a jet engine is a clear sign of hearing problems.
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cuaryaaspece:
o- seems kind of aggressive? ->
<8> Sorry, can’t hear you over that fucking keyboard vomit in the tags.
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cuaryaaspece:
o- nothing, why? ->
<8> Hm.
<8> I’m going to fucking kill you.
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<8> Fucking hell, what do you want?
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sorry if im bad at everything i was only just invented today. by a mad scientest
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//new icon is finished
//love my fish girl
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