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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#red wine supernova!!!

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#sorry to ruin this but based on how it looks + papa johns knowledge #they definitely just had put the garlic sauce cup on your pizza and then it slid weither from the box tilting or someone accidentally moved #it #thus making that penis impression #we had a girl who boxed pizza and always put the sauce cup on the pizza instead of in the boxs corner #and this would alaays happen!!

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download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

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Chicken on da chair

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Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

#gonna try this out gang will let ya kno how it goes

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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#was taught at some point in catholic school that hes seen as a prophet in judaism but that doesnt seem right? idk

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#❤️👍👀🐸✂️ #yea sure ok

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

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feeling like the health inspector

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#yes but i feel extra frustrated when i just need information and i know i shouldnt need to make a phone call #like Why is the fax number not listed on the website for every drs office??? why should i have to call for that