I've been thinking for a long time whether to take new suits or last year's and decided to choose the second option to show the contrast in their relationship over the past time 🦊🦊
They also decided that Neil doesn't need makeup this year 💪🏻
Please consider an Andreil Soulmate au where your soulmates first words they say to you are tattooed on your wrist but Andrew & Neil are on opposite pro teams and the first thing Neil says to Andrew is just a straight up insult.
People having generic af things like “hey can you pass me that pen?” Or just a plain “hey” or something super romantic and then Andrew & Neil’s words are just “Nice shot but the goal is actually 5 feet to the left” and “fuck you, I’ll aim the next shot at your fucking face”
Neil smiled, taking a rare drag. Before he could let it out, Andrew grabbed the front of his shirt lightly and pulled, stopping just at the burning end.
“It’s rude to steal, Neil,” he mumbled as he took the cigarette from Neil’s lips. “Or were you never taught?”
Neil held his breath, still for a moment longer before leaning against Andrew’s hold. He slowly breathed the smoke into his mouth.
andrew is the dad who goes "we're not getting a pet" and then is immediately the pet's favorite despite his best efforts and eventually him and the pet bond for life and become the best of friends but he's in too deep with the "i hate pets" brand so in the name of his honor he has to keep acting like he hates the pet and make a noise of disgust every time it shows him affection
i believe neil is very crunchy. his bones just crack very loudly and he doesn't have to pull them much for it. it only takes them like 20 minutes to "reset" so every so often there's bubble wrap sounds and is just neil basically breaking his own spine
Bruh it’s not that hard to let go of Harry Potter why does it have such a gorilla grip on some of u people. “It’s a cultural phenomenon” okay? it’ll never be SpongeBob.
AFTG is so funny, it’s just three books of Andrew looking at Neil and going “You literally don’t make any sense” and Neil looking at Andrew and with increasing volume sighing “Thank fuck you’re here, you are literally the only person who makes any sense”
So, in tfc Andrew broke into Neil's room and went through his things
And then he used his eidetic memory to fold everything back in the right order so Neil couldn't tell someone went through his things
But bc of Neil's paranoia he knew, cause of that thing he did with the tags or what
And then he went into their room and started a beef in French with Kevin.
Andrew sees that, has no idea wtf they're saying
And then Kevin comes back "Did you seriously went through his things?" Or something like that
Like what went through Andrew's mind when he realized Neil could tell he went through his things? Bc like he has an eidetic memory and put everything in the same place, what had he missed? How could Neil tell? What the fuck is this guy?