Aspiring jack of all trades. 28. She/her, but have fun with the nouns. BriWhoSaysNi on twitter and twitch (Streaming Thu. at 8:30pm PST and Sat. at 1:30pm PST) Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/briwhosaysni
Hot take: Actual literary analysis requires at least as much skill as writing itself, with less obvious measures of whether or not you’re shit at it, and nobody is allowed to do any more god damn litcrit until they learn what the terms “show, don’t tell” and “pacing” mean.
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”
You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this
Look. I know it wasn't the best decision I could have made, but I made it and I'm sticking to it. Besides- *monkey's paw uncurls one finger* Wait. What do you mean by that. What do you fucking mean by that