Title: chop chop (I wish you wood)
Pairing: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Word Count: 2k
Tags: Canon Complient, Post-Canon, slight Competence Kink, Porn Watching (but not really), Crack (but also not really?)
Author Notes: i'm back! different fandom, same vibes. @heybuddy-drabbles dragged me to fic writing kicking and screaming but I promise I'm having a good time! The next one will have thirty times more angst to make up for whatever this is.
Summary:
It’s not as rare of an occurrence as Henry would like it to be, with how Alex gets so focused on his work that he simply forgets such a thing as time exists, but twice in a fortnight doesn’t happen that often anymore. He’s planning what the easiest take-away option would be for tonight, when he opens the door to the sitting room and is met with what can only be described as grunting.
Loud, male grunting.
Loud, erotic, male grunting.
‘Are you watching porn?’
Or; Alex is an idiot with a competence kink and a crush, Henry is just trying to be supportive, and maybe don't cast your thirst trap videos to the living-room TV.
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Louis and Liam pouring gatorade on each other during Best Song Ever, 28/07/15
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anyway. time to be weird about it
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if a woman is over 35 and you think she’s hot you can just say that you don’t have to call her a milf
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there we are again in the middle of the night, we’re dancing ‘round the kitchen in the refrigerator light ~ 🎶✨✨
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the cultural impact of "he only got two eyes" is immeasurable.
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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
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I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs
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If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is
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