Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism
if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it
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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!
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I always thought it was like an exaggeration when horse people would talk about how silly it was for anyone to think that riding a horse does not require any particular level of skill or balance or anything, or even that they "drive themselves" (???) but just the tags on the reblogs of that "can you ride a bike and/or horse" post from me alone are demonstrating how overconfident some people are in their (often entirely theoretical!) ability to stay on an alive and moving animal with a will of its own.
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Also, I remember writing this whole thing about Molly and the paper flower he gave Yasha the episode before The Incident. Going on and on about the symbology of it and how we never know when our final acts are upon us, etc.
Very funny that for FCG that "cool last act" is that, hey cool! He got to have a tongue for a while! 👅🐍
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Like, for me the thing about “oh who is sam gonna play next” that’s so cool to speculate about is Sam is a fantastic story teller. He’s got a rly good head for big story arcs and what is needed for the next beats etc etc.
The last time a PC went down the actor went home and was able to think “okay what does the party need”. No blind choices, no creating in a bubble that all comes with new campaign character choices. What does This group of people need, narratively speaking.
And HOOO boy am I excited to see what Sam Riegel, king of story beats and plot hooks and drama and final acts, what he comes up with.
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is it too soon to speculate?
I really really feel that FCG is staying... the way he is. Heartbreaking, amazing amazing story moment. Assuming this is correct... what is sam doing next? I really doubt he will sit out, he's not the sort.
I think the party still really needs a healer and he knows that, low key. So I bet it'll be some sort of something with healing ability. And I think he's been showing he's SUPER interested in #moonlore so I would BET that it's some member of the rebels who desperately wants to go to exandria like right now and wants to join with them and fight. Maybe another druid, but like moon druid haha. Idk. I like seeing sam as a spellcaster, I'd like to see him as one without one hand tied behind his back (with him limiting his spell kit so much as fcg).
I'll miss the little healbot. So much. I've been so distressed. I'm not looking forward to doing my monday rewatch. But wow, I do kind of miss new character speculation haha. It's fun to just throw out guesses.
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generally, earth sinks in water. this is a proven fact. and then a few thousand years back some big brained big assed monkeys decided they were going to be SO clever by tossing a piece of earth into the water but it didnt sink because it was working together with water's number 2 nemesis the air and was a specific shape. Like come on man
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Like I was being a little goofy to process my feelings but the Iron Giants story really does resonate so well here.
Robot amnesia, for one. Built to be a weapon, for another. This sense of learning what humanity is, from thinking you get it to realizing it's way more complicated than you first assumed. The human relationships we form that MAKE us human, that make us care.
Something so beautiful about something that was designed to hurt, designed to be hurt, turning that around in an act of love.
We feelin things in this chilis tonight yall
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I’m allowed to be lazy. Disabled or not. Laziness isn’t an inherently bad thing y’all just too caught up in hyper capitalist hustle culture to care. I don’t owe you productivity. I’m allowed to rest.
My rest is radical.
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Seeing so many ppl complain about Otohan seeming too OP or being irritated by her mechanics. I don’t get that haha. Like. Bosses should be hard. Should feel unwinable. Should take sacrifices. There’s been so many battles that have been hyped up that the cast just smoked, of COURSE Matt’s been building the perfect 1V7 baddy. One versus SEVEN!! That’s bonkers! So badass. Of course she’d be carrying around healing options. Of course she has a second form. Of course she regens abilities.
On a conceptual level I don’t understand ppl who complain about things being hard or unfair in a story. It’s a story. It’s allowed to be unfair. It makes it more interesting.
And so much boils down to that. It was so so interesting. Way more interesting than if they’d just killed her in two rounds boom done. SO much more interesting
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https://open.spotify.com/track/2vtWvygRy4XbPhVBZitJ9X?si=4QaF45koRaCcYfawttZ0_A from fcg's playlist itself
eyy thanks!! I love that playlist, I haven't listened in ages. Guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow lol
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*through tears* dancer i dont know if you knew this but if your robot loves you enough and you're in a really tense position it can. it can. well. look i dont know how to say this but we recently experienced somethign where. well. *sobbing* did you know your Pussy can explode
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didn't...didn't Ashton say the thing they were most scared of was the thought that FCG would try to be some kind of savior by getting themselves killed--
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This is how I'm dealing with this pain, in case any needs a good music rec for this absurdly specific situation. jfc, Sam, this is so much to process it still hasn't fully sunk in yet.
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