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Jake: Ace of spades!

Boyle: Uno, draw four!

Rosa: Pikachu, I choose you!

Amy: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PLAYING?

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Jake: Hi! My name is Jake, without a B. Holt: There’s no B in Jake... Jake: Yeah, that’s what I said.

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Amy: Some things are only fun when it’s your turn. Like mini-golf. Jake: Or karaoke. Rosa: Or funerals.

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Amy: Suicide is a horrible thing. Jake: True, but if you jump off a bridge and yell “parkour”, it’s just a failed stunt.

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Rosa: I like the strong but silent type. Boyle: *silently trying to lift a table*

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Boyle: Stop being so negative! You know when life gives you lemons- Rosa: You throw them at people.

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Rosa to Jake: There is only room in this precinct for ONE unstable person and I've held that title for a very long time, so you're going to need to get it together.

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Jake: Trips over a step, falls flat on his face, gets back up and slips over litter

Amy: God, he’s so hot.

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Someone: Would you turn in your dad?

Jake: I’d trade my dad for a tic tac.

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Boyle: Admit it, you like her!

Jake: I don’t have a crush on Amy!

Boyle: I never said who…

Jake: Fuck.

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*at a party*

Boyle: Why is Jake crying on the bathroom floor?

Amy: He asked if I was single and I said no.

Boyle: But you’re married...

Amy: I really don’t think Jake should drink...

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Jake: Do you guys wanna see a butterfly? The precinct: Amy: Please don’t thr- Jake: *yeets the butter across the room*

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*Rosa playing Mario Cart*

Rosa: How am I supposed to keep the car straight if I can’t even keep myself straight?

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Jake: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Amy:

Amy: No, it’s you

Amy: You are literally on fire

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Jake: What’s the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Amy: Y

Jake: Because I wanna know

Amy: ...

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I don’t cause commotions, I am one. - Jake Peralta

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Jake: I fell onto a hot dog cart after tripping out a window.  Everyone at the hospital was so impressed!

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