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brookreader · 11 hours
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walking into tumblr once a week be like
{inspo from @brookreader}
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brookreader · 13 hours
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brookreader · 2 days
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Parents are so wild just like… as a concept?
Like hey welcome to earth here’s your randomly assigned people/person who you will be COMPLETELY dependent on for like the first two decades of your life. Yeah they could take away anything and everything from you any time they choose. No there’s no screening or compatibility test. Hope they’re chill though. Good luck
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brookreader · 2 days
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dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered
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I'm always shitting in locations like this
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brookreader · 3 days
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Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”
“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”
“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”
“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge
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brookreader · 3 days
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The hunt for more Mech stuff continues, but I did find some wonderful Piracy involving Jessica Law, Tim, Ben, and Rachel
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Guys where's the i'm not a man I have gun toy soldier post
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carmilla feelings time
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i. love her
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brookreader · 3 days
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Guys who do you think drumbot beta was. do you think before they changed brian to "ends justify means" mode they tried to build a new drumbot brian from scratch so that they could commit atrocities with him in spirit
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brookreader · 3 days
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Mom can we get The Mechanisms?
No we have The Mechanisms at home:
Mechanisms at home:
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Thanks to @bluishtones for letting me use their art in this shitpost
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random but I like to think Orpheus posted Trial by Song to his space Spotify or smth not long before he left for the vault job and just titled it something like 'song for the vault' or something similarly cryptic to anyone not familiar with the vault job because no way he just wrote the whole thing not to make money from it (bros gotta afford that lotus somehow)
And then he never posted anything again
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brookreader · 3 days
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Just some kissies shared between Jonny and Brian :) ,,uhm,,*throws it out there like breadcrumbs and runs for cover*
(I intended this to be a warm up sketch but I worked on it for 7 hours straight and now it's past 5 am-)
Please dont ask me how I did this I have no idea. Maybe it's the power of love of these immortal gay men idk
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Also also Jonnys very secret doodles on his draft papers (for the songs)
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I have been struggling to find a good quote from the silly Beauty and the Beast AU... Here's what I got
*Toy and Marius watching someone getting strangled*
Toy: "Oh gosh, it's like that one time I strangled that girl I fell in love with!"
Marius: *absolute head snap* "Toy. What."
(This could also apply to canon but whatever. Have a good timezone)
HELP. Haven't we all strangled the girls we fall in love with </3
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brookreader · 3 days
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that moment when no amount of pressing Y gives you further data
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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