broomballkraken
Funky Local Kraken
pfp by @treekianthia! header by @zambicarts! She/Her, 32. Call me Kraken or Jade. I write things. Multifandom. Permanent resident of Rare Pair Hell™ AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/BroomballKraken
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Job hunting is fun… I have experience of doing nothing for over a year.
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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My faouvirte gif. Imagine your spider waking you up
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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”
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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw
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