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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#randall the writer that you are

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this is still the worst vinny noise ever

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The fallout show canonizing the Yes Man ending would be so funny. Yes, courier 6 took over the mojave. Yes, New Vegas is now a wasteland. Fat load of shit your 9 INT courier did to help

#fnv #fallout new vegas #'my courier has max int and char theyll fix her' no they wouldn't #screaming crying kicking my feet like a teenage girl when i saw lucky 38 btw #fallout amazon

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the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

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isn't wanting to be friends with other people, like, cheating? if you're aromantic?

literally what

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the french beatles

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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

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I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

#god...

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Astrophotographer, in Idaho, captures falling meteor fireball.

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ROBERT HOUSE IN FALLOUT (2024)

You're one to talk, Freddy boy. You could lose money running a casino.

#HOUSE??????

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#heard the show nuked new vegas too. humungous L

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those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈

#studio trigger said how are we gonna sexualise this bear #and by god do they deliver

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why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what’s so hard to understand.

#i understand where this is coming from but yall #this is just star trek resurgence. please play star trek resurgence

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#oh fuck this #this is a crime

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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"