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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

#tumblr #this is why i love it

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the doctor says if this gets 5 million notes i can get a new body

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Happy to say I got to witness the Great American Eclipse pretty freaking well where I was in Jersey. Even with the cloud cover, it was spectacular during maximum coverage.

#eclipse #solar eclipse #personal #new jersey

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I AM THAT IS

#redwall #perfect

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For those who haven't heard, there was just an earthquake in New Jersey.

Right now, it's being measured at a 4.8 on the scale. I'm well-aware that many people live in places where earthquakes of a higher magnitude than that happen, but this is an incredibly, incredibly rare event for where I live. The shaking was very intense and lasted 20-30 seconds. Thankfully, where I live suffered no damage that I'm aware of. If you were in it, I sincerely hope you're okay.

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000ma74/executive

#new jersey #earthquake #news

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Wut

(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)

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Sanguine's parties were never this wild in Skyrim.

#the elder scrolls #the elder scolls online #what the hell #skyrim #i have no idea what's going on

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It wasn't the cat massage that broke me; it was the freaking music.

5-star masseuse

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Last night, I dreamed that I was in a production of Cats that took place inside a science museum.

#cats #dreams #personal #me #i've got no clue

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The bed ate the cat

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here’s your damn fish

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I have literally no idea how this ended up in the radio's playlist at work.

But I'm damn glad it did.

#shinedown #daylight #personal #work #thanks #Youtube

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Desk.

Mug

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The Professor and Ryan Bergara, "Mystery Files: The World’s Most Mysterious Book That No One Can Decode

The Professor: Oh great work, Ber-goos, a jelly bean for you. Ryan: Ooh, jelly beans, toss one in my mouth. (The professor tosses a bunch of jelly beans and bonks Ryan in the face with them) Ryan: Ah! The Professor: All right, I'm gonna go, bye.

#mystery files #puppet history #the professor #ryan bergara #quote #chat #shane madej #voynich manuscript

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As someone who has heard your stories before, could we skip the next, I don't know, three calamities and get to the point?!

Dan Fielding, Night Court (2023) episode 2x11?

#night court #night court 2023 #dan fielding #bob and june wheeler #quote

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Yes, indeed.

I think Tumblr will love this