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i know why the moment of doubt was like important to the bible or whatever but do you think it made things awkward for jesus those three days he was hanging out in heaven?? like hey dad….. about that whole ‘why have you forsaken me’ bit………… my bad
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saw a yassified version of the last supper at burlington today and immediately thought it would be cool if they were all snails. if you even care.
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oh, you're multilingual? do you even take the first letter of every word, move it to the end, and then say "-erb"? it's like you're adding a phonetic caboose to it? do you get confused or just get used to it?
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insane how you can be listening to 80s music on the radio and they’ll go “this song came out 40 years ago” like no the fuck it did not….
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🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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what they don’t tell you about being a janitor is that it’s just you and your wet floor sign against the world
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the loneliness of the long-distance bassist
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some fob songs are so good they got me thinking everyone in this walgreens desires me carnally (i’m wearing my no one’s gonna see me outfit)
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i love furuya so much. he’s just such a Guy.
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For him to survive, the bandages need a higher percent than the blood lost percent
If Brutus gets exactly 69 percent, Caesar automatically dies
If Caesar loses more than 40 percent of his blood volume, he dies.
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Happy Fe(r)b 29th!
yes I am guilty of posting it on the 30th february i am sorry 😔
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ed sheeran had one bad retail experience and decided to dedicate his entire career to getting revenge on all retail workers
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More Space Twins- from ESB
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Almost forgot about these as they’re a bit older : Pencils, gouache paint and a bit of digital touch up on my phone
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it was raining and i was waiting for my ride so i was at a bar in the middle of the day tiredly drinking ice water and was like wait… this seems familiar………
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mf why am i living maverick’s depressive spiral
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i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you
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