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#ya'll legit;;; allergy test #this isn't an opinion bell peppers are NOT spicy and do not have any capsaicin. period. #but a possible symptom that you're allergic to something is finding non-spicy foods... spicy #I namely hear about it with peanuts [like peanut butter] but it's possible with other things too #so like... please check if you have allergies. legit. if you didn't say ''yes'' as a joke #My own dad can't eat cabbage so it's very possible to be allergic to stuff like bell peppers #I mean there are people allergic to the sun. and water. and their own sweat

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girl it won't let me boop u :(

T_T life is pain.

We boop each other in our hearts. Like when kitty cats bonk noses

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the booped

#HOW DARE THAT BABY BE SO CUTE I'M SOBBING FOREVER #gonna go boop my cats on the nose to cope. Flo has the cutest nose #Figgy loves the extra attention meanwhile #cat #kitty

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live images of tumblr users booping

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#what a beautiful little baby T_T catch me dead on the floor #cat #kitty #kitten

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Hey Crazy Carl! Do you have any advice to catch that blue devil?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUESTION, SON OF CARL. I WILL WARN YOU THOUGH, CAPTURING THE LEGENDARY BLUE DEVIL IS NO EASY TASK, EVEN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CRAZY CARL HAS STRUGGLED WITH SUCH A TASK. BUT HE HAS PREPARED A NUMBER OF TIPS THAT WILL AID YOU IN YOUR MISSION

SECURE THE PERFECT BAIT

STUDY THE DIETARY HABITS OF THE BLUE DEVIL. YEARS OF RESEARCH FROM OUR GREAT CRAZY DETERMINE THAT HIS FAVORITE MEALS ARE TRIPLE-A BATTERIES, SMALL TACOS, AND ELTON JOHN CASSETTE TAPES. ONLY THIS WAY YOU WILL LURE THE CREATURE INTO YOUR TRAP

2. FREQUENT THE RIGHT AREAS

CRAZY CARL'S STUDIES INDICATE THAT THE BLUE DEVIL'S MOVEMENT, WHILE SEEMINGLY RANDOM, FOLLOWS A DISTINCT PATTERN. HIS MOST FREQUENTED AREAS ARE THE BASEBALL FIELD, THE BURGER PRINCESS DRIVE-THROUGH, AND THE WACHOWSKI HOUSEHOLD. WARNING: ONLY APPROACH THE WACHOWSKI HOUSEHOLD DURING THE NIGHT OR THE SHERIFF'S WIFE WILL SPRAY YOU WITH THE HOSE

3. AVOID THE BLUE DEVIL'S PACK

CRAZY CARL HAS REASONS TO BELIEVE THAT THE BLUE DEVIL HAS BEEN CLONING HIMSELF TO A SORT OF MITOSIS, AS RECENT FOOTAGE SHOWS TWO OTHER SIMILAR CREATURES RUNNING AROUND THE FOREST. THE RED ONE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND TERRITORIAL, THE YELLOW ONE ONCE HELPED CRAZY CARL CHANGE HIS TIRE (THAT ONE'S ALRIGHT)

#THE RETURN OF THE KING!!!!!!! #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #crazy carl

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its my birthday, can i get a hoya?!

Happy birthday anon!!!!! Idk what hoya means but AAAAA hoya!!!!!

#Have a great birthday <3333

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#The JP text says “round olive” so the OP posting the picture agrees I think XD #or like “perfectly round olive” since まんまる I think means “perfectly round” and. well. オリーブ is just “olive” lol

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

Flo has one once you get downstairs, it's called "screaming until you let me up on your shoulder because I want uppies"

Figgy just slams his entire head into you until you get up and pay attention to him

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i'm playing the new sdv update and Pierre is blatantly stealing my crops so i'm gonna blatantly fuck his wife

HGJFGJHFDJBFHHJBBHVHVJBDVBHJBHJDF OH MY GOD-

You know what fair, crops are expensive and time consuming. He steals your crops you steal his wife

#I'm in BG3 hell right now #I have a few saves with different builds- and I have one with my dad that I started last night #Our party is me- seldarine drow cleric- my dad of course who is a githyanki sorcerer #and we've brought Astarion and just picked up Karlach #Astarion kept failing checks last night and me and my dad were like 'okay he's doing this until he succeeds out of principle at this point' #he won that next roll lmfao #the joke is we're the party nobody will talk to. a drow; a gith; a vampire spawn and a tiefling #every DM's nightmare... a party people will be asshats towards #it's fun tho I'm loving it

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#dude the colour is so nice #I've seen lots of interiors that are just. white. with no colour #I 100% agree THIS is a good reno #the house we're in now has so many neutrals [99% white tbh] so what we did is add in furniture with colour to brighten it up #It's an actual HOME now and not just a HOUSE #colours are everything <333333

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

#this is genuinely so wonderful;;; #I remember panicking as a little girl about aging as a whole #I thought other women were gorgeous but I also felt like I wouldn't be #when I got my first white hair [and I'm STILL young; it's just genetics] at first I had a panic #desperately looking how to make it stop #until I remembered my grandma had her hair go white very early on in her life #and it was suddenly just... gone. because it was part of her in me. #and now with every year I age I'm happier than before #I'm happier now than I've ever been in a long time #aging is a beautiful gift. don't spend life being scared of it.

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alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

#Oh my god she's so cute????? I love her!!!! #I wanna give her a hundred hugs and be her bff #We'll do each other's hair and talk about random nonsense it'll be so fun

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Hiya, Hello, and Howdy-do! 

We bet our beagle that you weren’t expecting this! In partnership with Makeship, we are happy to bring you Welcome Home’s brand new, never before seen except in your dreams, the funniest fella this side’a the neighborhood; the official Barnaby B. Beagle Makeship plush toy! With a loyal friend like Barnaby by your side, you’ll never have another lonely day again! But now that you’ve got a Wally and Barnaby of your very own… What’s next? You’ve got to dress them up with something nice! Or maybe something to match with your very own best buddy! Grab the official Prized Pals enamel pin set and be the talk of the neighborhood! Hot dog!

Just like last time, we can’t do this without you, neighbor! To get this fully-funded, we’ll need to sell 200 of these hilariously happy and humorous hounds! Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/barnaby-jumbo-plush  to order one for yourself for $37.99! Then, skedaddle on down to https://www.makeship.com/products/welcome-home-enamel-pin-collection  and grab the enamel pin set for $19.99! 

If you purchase both at the same time, you can get 10% off your entire order! For folks who’ve already purchased Wally, keep an eye out in your inbox for additional savings from Makeship!

Don’t delay, this boisterous beagle and these prized pins are a limited-time offer, so order now!

This Showcase wouldn’t have been possible without folks in our crew! Please read below!!! Everyone worked so hard!

Special thanks and credits to!

Thank you to Huck for his astoundingly beautiful work designing both the pins and the plush!

https://www.tumblr.com/downydig

https://twitter.com/downydig?t=5ZvBlbfOA9qqgd6ACRreHw 

Thank you to Puzz for always helping to organize and plan this all out!

https://anonymouspuzzler.tumblr.com/ 

Thank you to Synth for his stupendous voice work as Barnaby and Howdy!

https://www.tumblr.com/syntheticcharmva 

https://twitter.com/SynthCharmVA 

Thank you to Frankie for his magnificent voice work for Wally and Frank!

https://www.twitch.tv/facefullabugs 

https://www.youtube.com/@frankenbugvods 

Thank you to Joshua for their phenomenal voice work for Eddie!

Thank you to Jake for building a gorgeous Frank plush! (Seen here and on the update!)

Thank you to Triniitea for her wonderful help Co-writing the scripts and filming the commercials!

Thank you to Merrimonster for their fantastic assistance Co-writing the scripts and filming the commercials!

Of course, thank you to Makeship for this opportunity! They put so much love and care into his final product! They have gone out of their way to make him fuzzy, huggable, and accurately spotted! I couldn’t be happier and I hope you will love him as much as I do!

Lastly, thank you all for supporting and loving this home! Without your attention on the update and our work, this opportunity would not have been possible! Even if we do not make it this time, I’m so thankful for your gaze! Have a wonderful day, don’t forget to wave up high!

#I have never loved a commercial more in my entire life this is ADORABLE #I love these sm seriously!!! #long post #welcome home #wally darling #Barnaby B. Beagle

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#HELP I'M WHEEZING;;;;; #ides of march

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#HJBHJVBHJDVFBHJVDJBHVDF GIRL PLZ #ides of march