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Emily: I have a stupid question, because I don't really eat cereal except for Fruity Pebbles on Christmas. Uh--
[Everyone laughs.]
Murph: Moving on.
Jake: So you do love the Flintstones!
Caldwell: Right! Yeah, as god intended.
Murph: Moving on.
Emily: (shocked) What? Are they Flintstones related???
Murph: Of course!
Caldwell: (yelling) What?!
Jake: (yelling) What?!
Caldwell: Emily!! (laughs)
Jake: No! No!
Murph: Emily, they're on the-- they're on the box. That you have. In our home.
Emily: (yelling over him) I only eat them once a year! I-- (laughing) eat them once a year!
Caldwell: (laughing) what are you…
Jake: Impossible. How did you not know that?!
Murph: And the Flintstones are on it!
Emily: (still yelling) I don't fucking make--
Murph: (yelling) Surely-- surely--
Caldwell: (laughing) It… what do you mean?!
Emily: --what's on my cereal box!
Murph: Surely you've watched television once! In the past 40 years!
Emily: Yes, I have! (laughing) I have.
Caldwell: Wha-- do you like pour the box and then instantly put it away? Are you not looking at the box while you're pouring it?
Murph: They're all-- Fred and Barney are all over that shit.
Caldwell: They're all over it.
Emily: (calmly) I have a very… (laughs)
Murph: They're Pebbles. Flintstones.
Emily: My… my attention is precious to me and I gift it only to the things that deserve it. (laughs)
Caldwell: He named the cereal after his daughter, don't you understand?
[Emily and Jake laugh.]
Emily: Well, so I didn't know that context! So that went unnoticed by me.
[Caldwell sighs.]
Murph: Moving on.
Jake: Insane.
Emily: Anyways, um, do they still-- so since I only really eat that like once a year, do cereal, like-- is cereal still going nuts with mascots?
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