I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.
I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.
me: so its called jojos bizarre adventure and it has a lot of recurring themes of overbearing mothers and absent fathers and blatant homosexuality
Sigmund Freud: you guys went to the moon??
me: so i was wondering if you could give it a watch with me and share your ideas about what this means about the author
Sigmund Freud: the moon in the fucking sky??
witcher authors writing literally the same fix-the-mountain-scene fic over and over and over again all the same way and i’m slurpin that fic smoothie up like it’s worter and i’m a dyin man
Can this stupid ad get off my DASH I’m tired of SEEING his SHITTY DUMB FACE and this badly photoshopped COIN
the best & funniest jaskier/all the witchers concept is ‘Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the first time, realises that he has independently met & fucked the entire wolf school.’ I don’t make the rules sorry.
for an additional bonus make it pre-relationship so Geralt is like the only witcher there who hasn’t fucked Jaskier.
Jaskier, upon seeing the other wolf witchers: Oh, this is going to be a winter.
Geralt: ?? Yes? We’re wintering here
Lambert: oh so you’re finally going to make a move on Jaskier? want some pointers? ;)
Geralt: I Would Literally Rather Die
Eskel: in my defense, I did not know he was your bard when I fucked him
Lambert: I did :)
Eskel stumbled upon him on the road and they just ended up going in the same direction for a bit. It happened. They went their separate ways. Geralt can understand this because Eskel is a genuinely likeable dude.
Lambert specifically and intentionally went out of his way to find this ONE particular bard, and now Geralt has to SERIOUSLY question Jaskier’s taste in men.
i’m such a soft romantic bitch one of my streamers is doing a watchparty marathon and we watched Late Night and fucking. my absolute soft gross dumb heart wehnt CRAZY when the mean man and mindy kaling became FRIENDS and then at the end he KISSES HER SHOULDER and i fucking almost SCREAMED hi