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TW: Child birth, Complicated, I need to rANT

Just a small rant no one will see and if y’all do I’m so sorry I’ve been inactive but Y’ALL I— I did a whole give birth four days ago, and my doctor had everyone pissed. Nurses, my mother— kept pushing pitocin to ramp up my contractions which were fine on their own despite my daughters heart rate severely dropping with EVERY ONE and long story short her umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck so tight it was cUTTING OFF HER ABILITY TO BREATHE. The nurses— who are literally in charge of the pitocin drip, were FURIOUS. They kept turning it off just for her to come turn it back on.

Get to the even messier part, my smol human was not about it. She did NOT want into this world. So my doctor had to do an episiotomy and use the scalpel, then use a vacuum to pull her head out, but that didn’t work so forceps came into the chat. My doctor knew she had fucked up to say the least— my mother said she could see the panic on her face.

It was almost to the point of an emergency C-Section, my mom was panicking, the nurses expected it to end badly— they had the NICU team in the room, a separate pediatrics team, an extra nurse and an OR ready for me just in case.

My doctor literally put in her notes that I stated I didn’t want a C Section unless it was absolutely necessary— that never left my mouth. Anyway, by some miracle my 6 pound 7 ounce human came into this world okay and I didn’t do an unalive. My husband was panicking because it was 31 and a half hours of labor and the US Navy likes to yeet their wifi connections at the most inconvenient times (he’s on deployment).

Anyway it’s been four days now and I would just like to say I’ve done my round, it was not fun, no more kids for me. Also, the smol falls asleep to Criminal Minds only and I think it’s because I rebinged it while I was pregnant. Oops.

#existential crisis #criminal minds #at least there’s an upside at the end of this all

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I’m crawling out of the depths of me hiding to say this: whEEEZE I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

(un)expected | tom holland x reader

pairing: actor! tom holland x pregnant! reader

warnings: swearing, mentions of grief/parent death, fluff

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The scene:

The cameraman:

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Well, well, well, will you look at that? It’s Pride again.

You know the drill by now. It’s June 1, and suddenly everything from banks to big box stores has slapped a rainbow on their logo. Rainbow capitalism knows how to target LGBTQIA+ customers. For exactly 30 days of the year. How quaint.

Of course, it’s nice to make things bright, and colorful, and pretty. But it’s meaningless if that’s all it is.

Pride should be about uplifting and celebrating you, the community. And it should be year-round, not just 8.22% of the year. So, we’re signal-boosting your posts that celebrate, support, and honor all genders and sexualities over here. Follow to keep your dashboard lovely and gay as hell all year round.

And, yes, we’re also making a bit of a fuss right here on @celebrate (apparently, we just can’t help ourselves). So if you’re interested in talking about what Pride means to you or want to celebrate Pride but don’t know how to go about it this year, we made a fun little 30-day Share Your Pride Challenge list. Because you do, in fact, deserve to be celebrated.

Tag your posts with #ShareYourPride if you want to make them a little easier for other people to find. And Tumblr? Happy Pride. We’re glad you’re here.

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You ever read a fic so damn good and you're like

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yeah zemo was hot in this episode but sam tho

‼️‼️THIS IS SAM WILSON SUPREMACY ‼️‼️

sharon and bucky are also gorgeous too

i still hate john walker

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I’m sorry but I’m not testing this, uh uh

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I just tried to get my husband to read an intro for a fan fic I’m attempting to write and he had the sheer audacity to fall asleep within the first minute. How rude. 😹

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this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

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Avengers as things I’ve heard

Tony: If I’m ever in a nursing home, shove jellybeans down my throat so I’ll die.

Tony, to Peter: Well when you say you’re weird, I’m not gonna exactly argue with that.

Clint: What if we called ‘fossil fuel’ ‘fossil juice’?

Thor: I saw a short necked giraffe once, it was weird. And I saw it in the backyard.

Natasha: It smells like people, it’s a very strong smell of people.

Bruce: Can you hold my horse?

Steve: I just had a strong urge to start singing the Canadian national anthem and I don’t know why.

Rhodey: Don’t say idiot, it’s offensive to idiots.

Loki: In England they speak in iambic pentameter.

Peter: This isn’t Footloose this is school.

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Why do I feel like Bucky gets incredibly anxious making a complicated order at a restaurant. Like he just fears he/it’ll be too much and backs out of doing it and just goes straight for chicken tenders and fries?

BUT add you to the mix and just—say it’s your standard easy order he goes for or you’re not picky so you take the time to sit there and do the complicated order that you know he wants and just ajdjsjsjjwaiakskjsksjajand

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes imagine #fluff #smut #bucky barnes x reader #avengers imagine #avengers x fem!reader #avengees x reader #bucky barnes x plus size reader #bucky barnes x you

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Me, hearing a great song:

Me, constructing a phenomenal fight scene to it:

Me, now realizing nobody else will hear the song simultaneously reading the fight scene at the exact moments I need them to:

Me, shutting my laptop because I am now unmotivated:

Me, now eating a 40 count McNugget meal while my cats stare at me:

#fanfiction #avengers #marvel #bucky barnes #black panther #captain marvel #captain america #comics #dc comics #deadpool #iron man

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Bucky Barnes going into 101 combat and just: hold on I forgot to let y/n know where I am and the other person/villain is married so he’s just like: oh yeah no, no problem take your time and sits there while he calls you and then they both talk about their s/o’s before Bucky promptly finishes his job. Why this exists in my brain I don’t know.

#bucky barnes x plus size reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x stark!reader #bucky barnes x you #avengers x you #avengers x plus size reader #avengers x fem!reader #avengers imagine #smut #headcannon #fluff #angst

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why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

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