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hey its been almost an entire year since i made these but im finally remembering to post the undersider stickers designs! irl pictures are i belieeeeve before i fixed the color profile and dpi? and printed off of redbubble.

full resolution images are in this google drive folder (along with the keychain designs) for free so you can print your own! but if you like my work i always appreciate a ko-fi :]

#parahumans #wormblr #parart #may have remembered bc ive been thinking abt a need for a sy and jessie keychain lol.......

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in most scenes of twig, ashton was using his robust imagination to meticulously craft a small video of Subway Surfers gameplay in the corner of his field of view. he did this because he is swag, and so epic

#TRUE ☝️☝️☝️ #twig #i love ashton

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What are we, some kind of league of legends? <- formation of the triumvirate

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#taylor in the miasma

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The thing that gets me about cauldron is that you can concede, like. A lot of Moral ground to them and then still want them tried and punished for, like. Moral pocket change. For example, take Sveta. Call me bugnuts crazy but I have this sneaking sense that there were, maybe, potentially, just possibly, better case 53s to release into the wild than the, uh, indestructible involuntary cannibal. Who involuntarily cannibalized… what, several hundred people? Hmm. Like, say for sake of argument you concede the broad “release deviants as a smokescreen” plan. It just, you know, occurs to me that maybe you could have released the guy who made things softer with his power? Or anyone, really? This is like the moral equivalent of getting Al Capone on his tax evasion but yeah, there’s a lot of individual acts of fuckery like that you can’t possibly sell me under the broad utilitarian argument. Because they’re just so dumb

#from what ive heard from experts like peri they were too busy having office romances to make good decisions

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Heartbreaking: villain with emotional master power operating in Montreal area

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Repost because I noticed a quality issue :p

But little undersider portraits from my lunch breaks last week

#theyre so cute!!!!!!

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top minds of /r/parahumans

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now draw them arguing over towels

Her hair was damp, and she wore a black silk bathrobe.

“…What?” I asked her.

“Towels.”

“What about the towels?”

“Are you using the black towels?”

“Yes,” I said. “You had the white, your sister had the black, and she’s gone now, so I started using the black.”

“It fundamentally stands to reason I’d default to black.”

“Does it?” I asked. I debated if I wanted to argue the point. “I’ll use white from now on, then.”

“Good,” she said.

#hfkdjgkdjjg i love her pettiness #ward

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Fellow worm people, I need help.

I'm trying to determine Riley Grace Davis' hometown, as it is an important setting for future chapters of The Artist Formerly Known As Bonesaw.

I'm fully aware that there is no mention of it anywhere in Worm or Ward, but I'm hoping that someone somewhere would at least have an impression of the region or state she might be from, since as a non-American, I frankly have no clue.

Any idea?

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The Riley Salad.........

#somehow cottage cheese is still the worst part

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Victoria but she's decided her whole new thing will be getting really into fitness: warrior hunk

Victoria but she's finally getting back into basketball: warrior dunk

The place where Victoria keeps all her stuff: warrior trunk

Victoria at her first ever college party: warrior drunk

Victoria, after attending way too many college parties: warrior flunk

#real and true! #ward

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Twig Liveblog for Arc 17

what an obsenely horny arc... not that i'm complaining. you've got sy being incorrigible with lillian, sy thirsting over mabel to a concerning degree (i think he literally starts sniffing her sweaty clothes), the lingering jessie tension (this one is more than acceptable, and they kiss!!!!!!! yippeee!!!), egregious amounts of helen cleavage/tongue/etc., and of course the sleeping dragon. my little bro needs to get laid more than he needs oxygen 💀💀💀💀

twig gets so much more electric when the full lamb party is around. all their little interactions are so full of character and life. every time sy talks to lillian it scratches that YA itch so good. i love mary/lillian yuri! i love ashton!! and there's duncan too. all the weapon children in their perfect toxic symbiosis 🥺 sad that it didn't take up more of the arc!

i love big neph too. with size like that i think he's playing for the wrong kings 😂😂😂 i bet it feels so good to be inside that stomach pouch....

and then there's more fighting... yay.... the way awful coaching talks about basketball coaches is the way i talk to wildbow in my head. you do NOT need a chapter devoted to banal logistical concerns!!! you do NOT need play by play descriptions of every minute detail of every scene!!! cut those paragraphs!!! those ten paragraphs could very easily be two paragraphs!!! and they would be much better paragraphs!!!!

wildbow has such a powerful fascination with Factions who need to have Tense Discussions. this is simply not very interesting. i want characters to interact with each other. there is lots of cool stuff included in this portion of the arc -- there's that great scene where sy thinks helen is dead and phantom!mauer starts quoting the bible at him, for instance, as well as plenty of cool new experiments -- but all this cruft drowns it out. i do not care about what bea thinks of sedge. i do not care about the mad baker. sorry.

the lillian interlude was very good. lillian is such an interesting and ambiguous character. she enthralls me even if i don't like her very much. watching her try and achieve her goals, and being affronted when she does not, feels so heartbreaking and real. getting a commendation but not an accolade, even after sy has revealed to her the dark secret of the nobility, even though she knows the real purpose of the academies is to prop up and puppet this evil regime who has done nothing but abuse her and her closest friends -- it still hurts her. in fact it gives her newfound determination to become an even more powerful despot. is it ego? to get back at her parents? then an aging technocrat explains to her that she'd be better off being a mail-order bride, and follows this up by telling her half the country is lost to plague. it's so relevant it's painful.

i'm going to write so much mary/lillian femslash you have no idea....

#we talked abt a lotta this already but im obsessed with #and theres duncan too! #hgkdhgjdk i remember enjoying how upset he got everyone immediately started treating him like hed already turned rebel once sy said #he thougt duncan would leave first #twig

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I'm never going to starbucks again I go there and ask for my decafmochocaraspicelatte and when they ask my name I tell them to just draw a little picture of victoria dallon so I can post on my tumblr and the barista is like "what" and I say again to draw a picture of victoria dallon and she keeps saying "i don't know who that is" and I'm like are from under a rock its victoria dallon, and then the manager finally arrives and asks me what the issue is, i say again victoria dallon I need a victoria dallon drawn on the cup, he smiles and nods, "sorry she doesn't keep up with the trends" and whips my order up super quick. I get my order and it's fucking Starlight from the Boys drawn on the cup smh i cant how

#ghfjgjdjgjdhgfb #twig

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I'm never going to starbucks again I go there and ask for my decafmochocaraspicelatte and when they ask my name I tell them to just draw a little picture of victoria dallon so I can post on my tumblr and the barista is like "what" and I say again to draw a picture of victoria dallon and she keeps saying "i don't know who that is" and I'm like are from under a rock its victoria dallon, and then the manager finally arrives and asks me what the issue is, i say again victoria dallon I need a victoria dallon drawn on the cup, he smiles and nods, "sorry she doesn't keep up with the trends" and whips my order up super quick. I get my order and it's fucking Starlight from the Boys drawn on the cup smh i cant how

#i fucking hate when this happens smh

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I'm never going to starbucks again I go there and ask for my decafmochocaraspicelatte and when they ask my name I tell them to just draw a little picture of victoria dallon so I can post on my tumblr and the barista is like "what" and I say again to draw a picture of victoria dallon and she keeps saying "i don't know who that is" and I'm like are from under a rock its victoria dallon, and then the manager finally arrives and asks me what the issue is, i say again victoria dallon I need a victoria dallon drawn on the cup, he smiles and nods, "sorry she doesn't keep up with the trends" and whips my order up super quick. I get my order and it's fucking Starlight from the Boys drawn on the cup smh i cant how