"The Malpractice Show" and they're besties, but they say shit like this:
Is it codependency? Is it love? Is it all of the above?
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im so fucking sorry y'all but house is not polyamorous he is the most jealous and possessive narrowminded narrow sighted selfish freak alive. hes got one hand for wilsons hand and one for his throat. like
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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees
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love that thing in a series finale where it's like, yeah, we're nearly done, we're dismantling the sets already, the fourth wall is gone
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"Did you never see Dead Poets Society?" - House MD, s8e22
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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do it scared do it stupid do it badly whatever it is that's worth doing, that's worth anything at all, we do it. be it scared be it stupid be it badly. the sincerity remains the same.
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Why are you SO gay? Can you be normal? Can you stop having a longterm male relationship rooted in need? Why are you loving MEN???
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my dashboard did something so funny
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mcgill wilson would catch me any day of the week...
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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
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House MD • 8x09 “Better Half”
Supernatural • 5x03 “Free to Be You and Me”
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