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Shitty movie idea: the centipede centipede

a guy sticks a load of centipedes together to make a centipede out of centipedes

#It’s a box office smash and becomes a key part of pop culture #the human centipede #movie ideas #lol

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Happy Easter!

#amogus

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Idea for public toilets:

Mens room labelled “Adam”

Ladies room labelled “Eve”

Gender neutral bathroom labelled “God”

#ah yes the two genders #well #three #new gender unlocked #gender neutral bathrooms #nonbinary #lgbtq+

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Don’t know if this was done on purpose but…

Xu Xialing asexual icon

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Someone make a joke about no nut November and annoying people with peanut allergies

#i dont know #can’t put it into words rn #something something #actually everyday is no nut November #hi my names mackayleigh and this is the story of my struggle #etc etc #no nut november #shitpost

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Uurrgghhh I want to make a hot take post about Shang chi but it’s only in cinemas so I can’t screenshot the specific bit I waaanttttt

#cba #I know #first world problems #but it’s annoyingggg

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“Woah are you the chick with the hot milf mom?”

-me every time I meet someone named Stacy

#if she says no I leave IMMEDIATELY #insert that one vine by josh Kennedy #stacys mom #she’s got it going on #fountains of wayne

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Elle woods criminal AU called illegally blonde

#has this been done? probably #legally blonde #elle woods #movie ideas #prompt #fanfic prompt #au #criminal au

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There’s two sides to every story: the truth and the embarrassing version my mum tells everyone no matter how many times I correct her

#I swear she does it on purpose #and once she gets started you just can’t shut her up #unbelievable #honestly #mum #mom #lol

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I love studying history

#haha nice #69 #lol #yes I’m a 12 year old boy #but it’s still #funny #and honestly #what a year #shitpost

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I changed our names on Netflix and now all my notifications are very excited

#if you’re wondering #the names together are #PRESIDENT!! JOE!! BIDEN!! 2020!!!!! #not that I support Biden #but he’s better than trump #biden2020 #fuck trump #settle for joe #netflix #netflix names #funny #lol

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Everyone else: “bitch” is for girls and “bastard” is for boys

Me, an intellectual: they’re both gender neutral, “bitch” is for friends and “bastard” is for enemies

#grammar rules and societal norms are merely a suggestion #the foundations on which I have built my own language #formed entirely of slang and inside jokes that no one but me understands #you may think you understand me but then I’ll hit you with a whole new load of shite #I’m on a whole different level #bitch #sucks to suck #bastard #swearing #me an intellectual

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Day 62728378 of wondering if I have depression/anxiety/adhd and then instantly denying it and telling myself to stop wanting to be special

#why do i do this to myself #it’s an endless cycle #I also did this with my sexuality #depression #anxiety #adhd #add #adult adhd #self destruction #self depreciating memes

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I haven’t been very active on this blog recently and I’d like it to be because I haven’t been having any stupid intrusive thoughts but realistically it’s because I haven’t been having any thoughts at all, my mind is a barren wasteland and my blog is a museum from a time long ago when brains were still semi-useful

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Do Americans have to pay for all the emergency services? Or is it just ambulances and hospital?

Like, oh my house is on fire but I lost my job so I can’t afford a fire truck, guess I’ll just let it burn

#america explain #america #universal healthcare #emergency services

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“I’m trypophobic”

“You, don’t like,,, clumsy people?”

#trypophobia

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Angsty URLs make me laugh bc it’s like,

@ tosuffer_inthepursuit_ofhappiness

And then you click it and it’s

🌸✨Francesca✨14✨living my best life✨🌸

#literally every single one #people with angsty urls hit me up #why do i find this so funny #angsty #url #lol