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burberrycanary · 8 hours
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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag
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Pair of gauntlets of Maximilian I, attributed to Lorenz Helmschmid, ca. 1490 at "The Last Knight" exhibit at the Met in 2019.
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burberrycanary · 14 hours
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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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MCU cast incorrect |12|
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Museo Nazionale Romano, Palazzo Altemps
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burberrycanary · 2 days
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is there a particular corner of the internet where people are making SamBucky that meets all of my standards.
Everyone agrees that the SamBucky dynamic is this Skinner box of teasing and affection. Pull the lever and you might get Sam clowning Bucky, but pull it again and you might get Bucky listening to Sam talk about how much he loves Louisiana. Sam’ll go on and on about the Jacob’s ladders that filter in through the trees every morning over down by that swamp up the road. Like their dynamic is FUNNY but then, oh no, sentiment. This has been my brand since 2013.
I actually want my fluff interspersed with talks about race and cultural differences and Bucky being like “oh that’s a privilege” and “i’m listening and learning.” White boyfriend shit. Like fluff + humor + race talks THANKS. Is ANYONE WRITING THIS?? HMMM???
I really need post-nightmare cuddling. (Spongebob voice.) Bucky being a vulnerable mess with a big metal arm. Sam: I know you had a bad dream Bucky: :( Sam: And I appreciate this affection Bucky: thx Sam: But you are crushing my ribcage. Bucky: whoops lol
idk they fucking talk about good seafood, how weird technology is, books and dork stuff—but like in between surveillance and while stitching each other up after fights. Bucky realizes when Sam isn’t preoccupied with being the most responsible person in the room, he only wants to tease the people he loves and talk about fishing. Dude can fly—only wants to tell Bucky about his catches.
Sam: You want to go to the animal shelter? Bucky: Help me choose a cat. Sam: hell yes saddle up let’s fucking go
Sam thinks a lot about being Captain America. He knows people need him. So many people need to see him in this position.  Sam: A black Captain America. A queer Captain America. A Captain America who’s dating Bucky Barnes. After Steve? Shoot. Someone’s gonna have a heart attack. Bucky: (shotguns a beer) good less people to worry about
Dear God, put Bucky and Sam back in Wakanda. Just because Bucky would have the slightest leg up and would get to give Sam grief about not knowing regular Wakandan things. Sam: (can’t figure out Kimoyo beads) Bucky: (sigh) Sorry about my partner, Sam. He hasn’t spent much time here. Sam: Dude, are you Africa-splaining me? Bucky: Wakanda-splaining. Big difference.
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burberrycanary · 2 days
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meryl streep during her run as kate in the taming of the shrew at the delacorte theater in central park (1978)
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burberrycanary · 3 days
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molly fletcher
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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me
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BLACK SAILS 1.07 "VII."
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burberrycanary · 4 days
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I absolutely adore the fact that Phryne just does not hesitate to sign a paper that Jack shoves in her face. With no context! Girl doesn't even read it! She just trusts him implicitly and signs!!
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The amount of trust here is unreal. Like I know that signing a paper seems like no big deal but I would never sign something without reading it twice. So
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Also have a lil bonus screencap just because she looks so tiny here and I- 🥺
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YEAHHH BABEY!!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have died from the tenderness.
Anyway I LOVE that Jack's immediate thought was "oh, I can't work with a civilian?? ok. i will make her Not A Civilian™" and I think Phryne is basically thinking the same thing here.
b .,. Bro, I . .
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BRO
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THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER! I mean, they always do, but they look so good as an actual 'we're both Real Detectives' team
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I literally had to pause and set my phone down to laugh for a good thirty seconds at her deep voice 😂
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The look Jack gives her reflects what we are all as an audience thinking. 😂😂 Wish I had gotten a snap of her little shrug in response because the way they interact with one another without words is just absolute gold
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burberrycanary · 4 days
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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.
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