guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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Which path should he choose?
The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?
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This machine kills AI
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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard
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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.
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Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny
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When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.
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oughhggggh thinking about how fucked up dottore x scaramouche could be…, are you seeing the possibilities????
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Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)
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