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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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watch and learn, dumbshits *teleports thirty meters below my current position and suffocates on dirt and clay within seconds*
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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck
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if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES
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Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot
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Obsessed with this
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im goingnto shit myself
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TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.
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burningdata95 · 14 hours
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on tumblr you can say words such as ‘doctor who is like mythology to me. it’s like an ongoing cosmogonic folktale’ and you will recieve 5 notes from people that are willing to indulge your insanity. in real life you say things like how are the kids and was your holiday fun and the weather’s lovely this morning. and i think that’s beautiful. autism.com/careers
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burningdata95 · 15 hours
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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier
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