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This might be the only funny swiftie post ever

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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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#snowbaird #tbosas

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#snowbaird #tbosas

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#THEY #snowbaird #tbosas

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I miss Julie Molina every god damn day

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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#i get it but god it’s annoying #I’d prefer if ppl straight up asked me how to spell it rather than going ‘sure I can spell that’ and failing miserable and then being #‘im sorry you’re not in the system :((‘ THTS BC YOU DIDMT SPELL IT RIGHT

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Tired doggy in front of bookshelf

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One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

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Tumblr! Saw a similar poll about Australia and thought doing a Canadian version would be fun so! (Please only vote if you’re not Canadian!)

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me and the bad bitches i pulled by having matching brain parasites that psychically draw our thoughts together

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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

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thinking about forcing coryo to go camping is so funny bc like. bro was ready to commit arson over some mosquitos i just think it would be incredibly funny

#tbosas

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more gif inspired kitty hugs 💌

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NATALIE PORTMAN on Padmé and Anakin's Mustafar meeting.

Vanity Fair | 2024

#thank you queen #padme amidala #Star Wars