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subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

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subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

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Do you express your emotions in public or alone?

Are you expressive to be heard and seen or are you expressive for the purpose of release?

Is what you are outwardly portraying really how you feel or are you projecting a plea for help from madness to anyone close by?

Are you here so they can hear you or are you there in solitude hoping to find you?

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my favorite kind of gay sex is gay sex where they’re not actually having sex and they’re doing another activity that is obviously supposed to be gay sex

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would u like a him in these trying times

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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Things we learned from the Sonic Twitter Takeover

- Knuckles can type 33 words per minute using his spikes, and has likely destroyed several keyboards in the process.

- Eggman (allegedly) used to have luxurious hair and a manbun.

- Eggman pretends he can use the Chaos Emeralds to go Super. His mustache glows (it’s a LED stripe) and he gains the ability to fly (a rope) and shoot eggs from his sleeves

- Sonic games and other media exist in-universe and are based off the characters’ real adventures.

- Amy’s favorite game is “Sonic Heroes”, while Shadow’s is “Shadow the Hedgehog” (shocker).

- Eggman always packs a lunch before an evil scheme. He survived in Cyberspace for days with a baloney on rye, a juice box, baby carrots and a galaxy brownie.

- Knuckles collects rocks that look like animals in his spare time. Their beauty moves Shadow to tears.

- Amy’s favorite desert is strawberry shortcake. Sonic thinks it sucks.

- Shadow is a Taylor Swift fan

- Tails invented a special polymer to keep his friends’ gloves from ever getting dirty. 

-Shadow has a twenty step skin-care routine, irons his bed sheets every night and wants his food cooked exactly like they did in the ARK (dried and stale). He also uses gender neutral terms when refering to a potential partner. 

- Shadow eats his coffee beans with a spoon. He also eats cereal dry.

- Being stuck on Cyberspace granted Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Eggman the ability to read the Ancients’ writing

- Shadow adopted and trained a Dark Chao.

- Shadow often volunteers at the local soup kitchen to honor Maria’s wish, though his cooking is not very popular. 

- Knuckles watches “One Punch Man” at Cream and Vanilla’s house.

- The coolest thing Sonic has ever done was changing the water filter that one time.

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tumblr allowing titties again is cool and all but are they gonna do anything to un-blur all the accounts that have been blurred for things like titties.

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cute date idea: LOTR extended edition marathon

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ngl i used to think 25 years old was like ancient when i was 16. i think that's just how ur brain works when you're a teen tbh. the main thing to know is that your life is not over in your 20s or 30s, that's usually when you first begin figuring out how you're gonna live your life. it's really not the end of your "prime" or whatever. that shit is spread by skincare and makeup companies to sell you shit. you're fine

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i wanna just pack a bag and run around the world selling and trading my photos paintings and jelwery while i collect angles no one has ever seen for an ultimately world wide project of symmetry

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pretty boy why you look so gritty boy asking for a pity boy but you dont ever get it boy

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from this week

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