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I've been mapping out my strengths and weaknesses with memory and whatnot (so I know where I need support) and it's just so funny because it feels like someone had the list of "things I should conceivably be good at remembering" and instead of balancing it out in any way, just took a handful of darts and threw them at the list blindly.
Faces? Can't forget them. Names? Might as well have not heard in the first place. I have auditory processing issues, but my acoustic memory just allowed me to identify someone without seeing them, after hearing them speak only two words, because they used to be on a TV show I watched over a decade ago. I remember how an old friend takes his coffee even though I haven't spoken to him in years. Do I remember what I ate for breakfast this morning? Absolutely not. I can't remember where I put my keys, or why I added raisins to my shopping list, but I can describe exactly where to find a paperclip on the cluttered floor of my office (right side, under the desk, underneath the recycling by the baseboard). What I'm saying is memory is weird and wild and wonderful and sometimes it's really frustrating but can also leave you with the same sense of satisfaction as when you're working on a 3D puzzle and everything just clicks together.
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I forgot discord sets your status as whatever game you’re playing on steam, so for my mutuals who saw me playing Myst for eleven hours today, thank you for graciously choosing to ignore that
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I absolutely do not remember posting this, so the good news is I have now experienced the same concerned horror at reading this as I’m sure all of you did when this came across your dash
Enemas are just eviction notices for your colon
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therapist: are you ever worried that- me: Yes
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ur in his dms im chasing him with a knife
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don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating
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wait till u find out im actually insane and it's not a joke
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You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you
Thanks
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"Nobody can ever love you as much as an artist can."
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someone: are you ok?
me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
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Enemas are just eviction notices for your colon
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The Pink Rose (Detail)
Federico Andreotti
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Catpuccino ☕🐾
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. 𝓢𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮 
[ a quiet moment under softer skies ] 
…a new painting inspired by the chinese drama the untamed 
instagram: @winterofherdiscontent 
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do they mean an nt thing
or an nt thing
Tfw you’re talking to neurodivergent friends who are also into mbti and you have to figure out by context if they mean NT as in neurotypical or NT as in intuitive-thinking type
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Let's binge all 36 Godzilla movies
y'all I did the math on this and it would take 57 hours 37 minutes to watch all 36 godzilla films. like. that's over two full days without sleeping. if you factor in sleep/snack/potty breaks it's over four.
so
who wants to watch with me
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