Don't forget to treat yourself to 19 inches of Venom today
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the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day
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I took this picture at my old house at least 8 years ago when we were about to leave to the store and someone had backed up a couple times and made these perfect two hearts and my mom stopped the car before driving over them so I could take a picture and I dont know how you could ever do that again if you tried but this is one of the most important photos to me I have ever taken
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dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels
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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
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damn ok lake superior
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ohhhhh so being in your 20s is all about wanting to kill yuorself ok I get it now
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save me gay people in my phone
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"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug
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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express
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i was on the ferry and i asked this older couple if i could take their picture. they said yes, and asked if they could take a picture of my friend and me too
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Thinking about this one real hard. Resonates with me.
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