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[bytheseangie]

Thena: I'm a very mature person. I'll always apologise if I'm wrong.

Y/N: I've never heard you apologise...

Thena: That's because I'm never wrong.

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N: Thena, it's really muggy out today.

Thena: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the ground, I'm breaking up with you.

Y/N: *sips tea from a pan*

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N: How do I deal with my enemies?

Thena: Fight them.

Y/N: That’s a bit extreme. I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Thena: Kill them only a little?

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[bytheseangie]

Kingo: What's it like being married to Thena?

Y/N: Once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."

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[bytheseangie]

Thena: Y/N just asked me to make them a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What are they, 5 years old???

Y/N: Yes, actually.

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[bytheseangie]

Thena: Am I in trouble?

Y/N: Take a guess.

Thena: No...?

Y/N: Take another guess.

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Thena: I’m going to take you out.

Y/N: Great. So it’s a date?

Thena: I meant that as a threat.

Y/N: See you at five!

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Y/N: Fuck me- I mean, fuck you.

Y/N: Sorry, auto-correct hates me.

Thena: Y/N, you are talking to me... with your mouth…

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N: What are you doing?

Thena, standing on a chair: This is my house too. I can stand on whatever I want.

Y/N: Where's the spider?

Thena: It's over there... Could you please get it for me?

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Thena: Are you okay???

Y/N, crying: I’m okay. I was just helping Gilgamesh slice the onions.

Thena:

Thena: *glaring at onions* Let’s fight.

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N: Hey, Thena…

*Thena wakes up*

Thena: What...What happened?

Y/N: Do you like me?

Thena: It’s five o’clock in the morning! AND I MARRIED YOU!

Y/N: Yeah...But did you marry me as a friend or as a wife?

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N: *turning over in bed to face Thena* Are you awake?

Thena: No.

Y/N: C’mon, this is important.

Thena: Fine. What?

Y/N: *kisses Thena* I love you.

Thena: *tears up*

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[bytheseangie]

Sersi: Are you two fighting or flirting?

Thena and Y/N: Yes.

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[bytheseangie]

Thena: I'm the most responsible person in this room.

Y/N: But you just set the kitchen on fire...

Thena: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N: Yeah, well, I hate you.

Thena: No, you don’t.

Y/N: *bitterly* No. No, I don’t.

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[bytheseangie]

Druig: Hey Y/N, could you help me put the star up on top of the tree?

Y/N: Of course! *lifts Thena up*

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[bytheseangie]

Y/N, carrying a box: Hey... So what would you say if I came home with a box full of 4 kittens one day?

Thena:

Thena: What’s in the box...

Y/N:

Thena: Y/N, what’s in the box?

Y/N:

Thena:

Y/N: I think you know...

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