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speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

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Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

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impeccable logic

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as a cat owner i can IMMEDIATELY tell whats going on

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very concerned about all this orb pondering.  have we as a society learned nothing from saruman??  from denethor???? 

#what is the Eye of Sauron…. #if not a very large orb… #not atla #i appear from the mists of obscurity to give you Nothing

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thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere

#woke: competent legolas from the films #BESPOKE: disaster himbo legolas from the books

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Cabbage Vendor?

"Please Give A Bitch A Break" edit of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie

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important resources but also YOURE GERMAN????????

thank you sm for spreading awareness on the elections rn but also. I didnt know u were german?!

yeah the moment when your desire to yell about politics in your country outweighs your desire to keep your place of origin in the dark, am I right ladies? Anyway, here are some links: Wahlomat  

Wahlprogramme der derzeit im Bundestag vertretenen Parteien (Zusammenfassung nach Themen und Volltexte)

Very basic Erklärung zur Wahl & dem Wahlsystem 

WWF Bewertung der Klimapläne der Parteien 

Sachen, die die AfD/ihre Mitglieder wirklich gesagt haben und wegen denen sie bitte an der 5% Hürde scheitern sollen  (noch mehr) 

I'm sorry sometimes tumblr tricks me into believing I would have a platform here. I do not, no one has in this wasteland expect like maybe 3 people but still if you could spread these 

#ich bin sprachlos #wieso finde ich das erst jetzt heraus???? #fuck afd #afd = mord #schweizer hier 🙋‍♂️ #aber im ernst die afd kann mich mal

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S- Style bender ...

The element piando has is style

A+ addition, you get it

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I'm very amused by this current celebrity drama regarding showers

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*collects them like pokemon cards*

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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amazing

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tea shop Zuko my beloved

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hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???

log back out bestie its not worth it

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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

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what’s your top post on this site and why do you hate it with a burning passion

#baby korra and zuko post #i hate it its so old my art was horrible back then