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pms check

i just cried because addison grace is just so pretty

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“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

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are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

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pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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I only know two kinds of magic:

1. Theft

2. Arson

3. Love

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tumblr i have a therapist i just wanna see some relatable memes fuck off

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“Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” -Coco

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

#acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #mood board #aesthetic #coco acnh #acnh villagers #dream villagers #coco

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feeing bored.. might make some acnh villager mood boards or smth idk

#gaming #nintendo acnh #acnh #moodboard #acnh moodboard

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Guys it’s me

LGBT STANDS FOR LIZARDS, GECKOS, BEES, TURTLES

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• you had to second guess if you counted up your score correctly: +100

what's your gay score??

cannot sit correctly +10

emotionally unstable +10

dyed hair +5

boots +5

deeply invested in politics due to your very rights being constantly questioned +10

iffy relationship with father +15

has a Tumblr +5

addicted to either iced coffee or energy drinks +10

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Dkdkjekdjss I’m in Walmart rn

A boy starts his first day at Walmart.

His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s done and you can look after the 3rd.”

So the trainer goes to the first customer and says "Can I help you, m’am?” Lady goes “I’m looking for some garden hose.”

Trainer "Okay 10, 20 or 30 ft?”

Lady “30ft.”

He takes her to where the hoses are and says "After, can I interest you in a lawn mower?”

“Why would I need a lawn mower?“

“Well you’re going to water your grass, the grass is going to grow and you’re going to need to cut it. You’ll need a lawnmower for that.”

“Actually yeah, I do need a lawnmower.”

The boy is pretty impressed that his trainer was able to sell this lady a lawnmower. So the trainer goes to the second customer and says "Can I help you, sir?”

The man says “Yeah, I’m looking for some fertilizer.”

“Sure. 10, 20 or 30 pounds?”

“20"

So the trainer takes the man to where the fertilizer is and says “When you’re done can I interest you in a new lawnmower?”

“Why would I need a lawnmower?“

“Well you’re going to fertilize your grass, the grass is going to grow and you’re going to need to cut it. You’re going to need a lawnmower.”

"Yeah, actually, I do need a lawnmower”.

The boy at this point is amazed by his trainer’s salesmanship.

So now it’s the boys turn to help a customer. He goes up to this lady and asks “Is there something I can help you with today?”

“I’m looking for some tampons.”

“Sure, 10, 20 or 30 pack?”

“30 pack".

So the boy takes the lady to where the tampons are and says “When you’re done can I interest you in a lawnmower?”

The lady looks at him confused as says “What on earth would I need a lawnmower for?”

“Well, your weekend’s fucked, might as well cut the grass.”

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ahh same 

my parents: so how do you wanna cut your hair?

me: addison grace

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HE LIKED IT?! IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!

He liked it !

#catto #adorable

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anyone else have a difficult time deciding if they have the aesthetic of a hot girl from hell or the aesthetic of a cute angel from heaven or the aesthetic of a kind baker from a small cottage???? help???

#aesthetic #alt aesthetic #cute aesthetic #soft aesthetic #cottagecore #demon #angel

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Always👽