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cafebooty · 3 months
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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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cafebooty · 8 months
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cafebooty · 8 months
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I can’t stop thinking about how perfectly Barbie portrays girlhood and growing up… How you’re born in a perfect pink world, where you make the rules and get to prioritise whimsies and friendship and beauty, and then you notice something has changed, you discover that something is wrong with you, and you’re offered an illusion of choice, but even if you’d rather keep wearing your heels and go home and be safe and comfortable, you have to choose the Birkenstock, you have to leave your home, you have to grow up. So you’re thrust into this gritty, unfeeling world, where you’re scrutinised and suppressed, where you want to disappear into yourself, because everything is harsh and big and you are tiny and fragile and inadequate. And as overwhelming and impossible as it seems, you survive it. You find truth in the things you believed in when you were young, the inherent good in humanity, connection and love; your friends who look at you while you are crying, and tell you that they cannot imagine what it is that you do not like about yourself.
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cafebooty · 8 months
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cafebooty · 2 years
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I am absolutely shocked no one on tumblr is talking about how Prince William's affair allegedly was because Kate doesn't peg.
How is this conversation missing tumblr? Prince William getting involved with another woman (apparently with Kate's approval? Until feelings got involved oops), to get pegged. Explicitly to get pegged.
How has the pro pegging website missed the rumor train on this one?
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cafebooty · 2 years
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sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about
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cafebooty · 2 years
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cafebooty · 2 years
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2 of my fav pics, tongue eating parasite found in a tuna can
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cafebooty · 2 years
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resident evil? no. landlord evil.
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cafebooty · 2 years
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today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....
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cafebooty · 2 years
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RB IF YOU AGREE
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cafebooty · 2 years
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Finally saw my first blaze post and it's just
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cafebooty · 2 years
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Stop bullying furries start bullying people with American flags in their rooms
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cafebooty · 2 years
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cafebooty · 2 years
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How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.
follow me on twitter! / instagram! / facebook!
more comics
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cafebooty · 2 years
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cafebooty · 2 years
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a collection of my favorite genre of sam and dean moments
↪ bonus: the time sam had to physically restrain himself to be nice because cas just came back from the dead
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