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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

#my friends and I sang bohemian rhapsody in our cars in the late 00s #Wayne’s World made the song iconic to us

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#my hometown is small and rural #most people lived in the town for generations #so we’d give directions with places that had gone out of business years ago #drive past where the meat market used to be #you know where X store used to be before they moved to a new location? it’s just a little past there #it’s over by where that bad car accident happened in 2004

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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I have something extremely important to say

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Julius Caesar: [thinking he's about to bring back the monarchy and make himself king]

Meanwhile, the senate:

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theyd talk about cooking a dragon or something

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#get booped

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

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Tumblr users the second we're left alone with a stupid button.

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