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To all my MCs that Love South Park

Warning: Lots of swearing

Barbatos: Ok children, let's start today with a few new math problems - what is five times two?

Barbatos: Come on children, just give it your best shot.

Mammon: *raises hand*

Barbatos: Yes, Mammon.

Mammon: 12?

Barbatos: Ok, now let's try someone who's not a complete retard.

Barbatos: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

MC: I think I know the answer Mr. Barbatos!

Satan: *makes mocking noises of them*

MC: Shut up Luci boy!

Satan: Hey! Don't compare me to Lucifer you fucking Jew!

Barbatos: Satan! Did you just say the F word?

Satan: Jew?

MC: He's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck at school you fucking smartass!

Barbatos: MC!

Satan: Why the fuck not?

Barbatos: Satan!

Belphie: Dude you just said fuck again!

Barbatos: Belphie!

Beel: Fuck!

Barbatos: BEEL!

Satan: What's the big deal? It isn't going to hurt anyone. Fuck fuck-ity fuck fuck fuck!

Barbatos: How you would like to go talk to Diavolo!?

Satan: How would you like to suck my balls!?

*class gasps*

Barbatos: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Satan: I'm sorry I'm sorry, actually what I said was... *Grabs a megaphone*

Satan: HOW. WOULD. YOU. LIKE. TO. SUCK. MY. BALLS! Mr. Barbatos?

Barbatos: .......

MC: ..... Holy shit dude....

-later-

Lucifer: ...... All of this.......was for a lame prank?

Belphie: It was MC's idea actually, I've never been so proud! 🥲

Satan: We've taught them well Belphie.

Lucifer: And Barbatos just WENT ALONG with this!?

MC: Diavolo actually convinced him for us.

Diavolo: It was very entertaining to see the class's reaction!

Lucifer: .*long sigh*....... And what's your excuse Beel?

Beel: They promised me Madam Screams pastries.

Lucifer: Of course....

Diavolo: I'd say today was a good day! Wouldn't you agree?

MC: Today was fun!

Satan: Agreed

Belphie: Totally worth it

Lucifer: I hate you all

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To all my MCs that are Christian

Diavolo: Welcome to the Devildom! You have been chosen for a-

MC: I'm where exactly?

Diavolo: The Devildom.

MC: ???

Diavolo: Hell

MC: ..... I'm dead?

Diavolo: No no! You were chosen-

MC: I'm in hell?

Diavolo: Yes, but you-

MC: God doesn't love me?

Diavolo: That's not it-

Lucifer: That's exactly it.

Diavolo: .......

MC:.....🥺 What?

Lucifer: Now shut the fuck up and listen up cause you're going to be worked like a slave. Such as the way of hell. Welcome back to high school 😈 *evil laugh*

MC: NNNOOOOOO!!!!

Diavolo: Really? 😒

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Too all my MCs that always Wondered how the Brothers get their Nails Done

Asmo: Ok everyone!! It's that time of the month!!

MC: *chokes a bit* WHAT???

Belphie: Asmo has a time of the month-

MC: HOW???

Belphie: ...... For us to repaint our nails...

MC: ........OOOHHH...

Beel: What did you think it was MC?

MC: .... Nothing...

Mammon: Get your head out of the gutter!

MC: Can you BLAME ME!?

Lucifer: *sighs* Yes, once every month, Asmo insists on repainting our nails for us.

MC: That's actually kinda sweet. Some nice family time where none of you are fighting.

Satan: ..... Not exactly...

-flashback-

Asmo: Mammon! I told you, you can't do ANYTHING until they're dry!!

Mammon: How am I supposed to just sit here!? I'm bored!

Levi: How do you think I feel? I need to get back on my game and meet my guild at the 'Golden Gates that aren't actually golden but they seem like it', yet I'm stuck here.

Asmo: Beel!! Quit trying to eat when I'm doing your nails! I just did that hand too! Now crumbs are going to be stuck in the polish!

Beel: Sorry Asmo, I was hungry. Would you like a bite?

Asmo: I'd like you to sit still!

Belphie: *snoring away*

Lucifer: Belphie, wake up. You're next.

Belphie: *groans* I'll do them later.

Asmo: No Belphie! Now! Beel has to wait so I can clean his nails and do the over.

Belphie: Why can't you do Satan's?

Satan: Uh no. He's not doing mine until I'm done with this book. It's a mystery novel, so I can't stand the idea of waiting until my nails are dry to continue reading it.

Lucifer: And mine are already done.

Asmo: Lucifer seems to be the only one that can actually sit still while I work! What is so hard about that!?

Mammon: You know we can just do them ourselves.

Asmo: I refuse that idea! You'd probably paint them so bad no one would look at you! Do you know what that would do to me as your brother!?

Levi: I think you exaggerating.

Asmo: Am not!! No one would even approach me if that happened!! So I am painting your nails, and that is final! Belphie, get over here, NOW!!

-present-

MC: ...... Asmo almost sounds scary....

Beel: He can be if he really wants to...

Asmo: I can do yours too if you want, MC!

MC: ...... Think I'm good...

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To all my MCs that never really Enjoyed Celebrating their Birthday

Mammon: Alright! What does everyone have planned?

Asmo: I bought them multiple massagers so they can have a relaxing, stress-free day!

Satan: I bought them the new book series for them from their favorite author. I figured we could discuss the meaning throughout the story together.

Lucifer: I convinced Diavolo to give them the day off from any school activities so that they may rest, since they have worked hard it was an easy request. I also made a reservation at Ristorante Six.

Beel: I practiced how to make their favorite dish perfectly so they can have a delicious lunch!

Levi: I bought them the new most popular game they really wanted to try!!

Belphie: Uuhhhh guys? I don't know about this. I mean don't you remember what happened when we asked what they wanted?

Mammon: When they said they didn't want to celebrate? I've thought of that, and I have a plan!

Satan: This ought to be good.

Levi: Why exactly are we letting him run things anyway?

Mammon: Shut up and listen up! We don't have to celebrate anything! We can just try to help them unwind a little. Just friends trying to help their other friend, for no reason at all!

Satan: That sounds so suspicious, they would realize what we were up immediately!

Mammon: Do you have a better plan!?

Satan: ....... *Sighs* No....

Lucifer: Then I guess that's our best shot at doing this for them.

Belphie: I'm not entirely thrilled about following a plan made by Mammon, but I agree that it's the only idea we have.

Asmo: That's pretty sad..

Mammon: Shut up! All of you!

Lucifer: Moving on, I have already told MC that we have no school tomorrow. Hopefully they will sleep in and buy us some time.

-next morning 9:00-

MC: Shit....slept in a bit late didn't I?

-there's a knock on the door-

MC: Come in.

Asmo: Oh good you're awake!

MC: Just woke up. What's up?

Asmo: Oh, just got you a little something~ *carries in a tray with a cover on it*

MC: ..... Asmo..... What is this?

Asmo: I just thought you deserved *takes the cover off* Breakfast in bed.

MC: ...... *Stares at Asmo* What's the occasion?

Asmo: Can't I just do something nice because I fell like it.

MC: You're a demon.

Asmo: But YOUR demon, right?

MC: *shakes head, smiling* Thank you for the food, it looks great.

Asmo: Oh, but that's not all. *Retrieves a bag set by the door* Now, this mask will massage your eyes and play relaxing music.

MC: Asmo-

Asmo: This here will massage your neck and shoulders- which you could really use being hunched over a desk constantly.

MC: ASMO-

Asmo: And these are supposed to wrap around your legs and feet. They are massaged through air waves.

MC: ASMO!!

Asmo: What? I'm on the last one.

MC: Asmo, what IS all of this?? I don't need all of this, if anything you should use it.

Asmo: Now isn't that silly, of course you need it!

MC: As-

Asmo: Now, enjoy your food and relax as long as you wish! *Leaves*

MC: .....*sighs* .. So it's gonna be like that huh?

-few hours later-

Mammon: Yo MC! How about a game of Poker? I know you can't resist the game and the bets!

MC: It's more of the people and the conversations that I enjoy then the game itself. If we get more people on board sure.

Mammon: Uuummm, then how about some blackjack?

MC: Mammon, you know I'm not a gambler.

Mammon: Then how about....... Rummy?

MC: How about Speed?

Mammon: What?

MC: If you want to play a two person card game that bad, let's play speed.

Mammon: ...... What are the rules?

MC: Come here, I'll show ya.

-half an hour later-

Mammon: Wha-!? What the hell!? How are you so fast!?

MC: It's called 'been playing it for years'.

-lunch time-

Beel: Here you go MC. I made your favorite.

MC: Beel, this is much appreciated but why aren't you getting your food first? You must be hungry.

Beel: Nah, I'm ok. Besides, you deserve it.

MC: How so?

Beel: For being a good friend. 😊

MC: ...... *Sighs* ... I can't refuse you when you look at me like that and you know it. That's why you abuse it....

-afternoon-

Belphie: MC, it's time for our afternoon nap. Are you coming?

MC: I'm coming, I'm coming. *Goes to lay down beside him*

Belphie: Oh hold on! *Grabs a different pillow* Use this one instead.

MC: .... Isn't this one of those pillows that are supposed to keep you cool all through the night?

Belphie: Yep! You kept mentioning how hot you'd get while you're sleeping and how uncomfortable you'd be. I'd like my cuddle buddy to be comfortable while sleeping together.

MC: ....... There's NO other reason behind it?

Belphie: What other reason would there be?

MC: .... Fine. *Lays down with the pillow* Thanks.

Belphie: No problem.

-Evening-

Satan: MC, I'd like to talk about the theme in this book I've been reading. It's really confusing to me, I was hoping for different mindset to even it out?

MC: Sure, what book is it?

Satan: Come to my room, I'll show ya.

MC: Ok, *follows*

Satan: *lifts a book off his desk* This is it, apparently this story is holding the idea that committing crimes is alright depending on the situation.

MC: For example?

Satan: Committing murder is alright say, if someone kidnapped your kid.

MC: You think that's not alright?

Satan: I'm a demon, watching humans kill each other is pretty much sport to me. I just see it very unrealistic.

MC: .... Depends on the situation. Say your child was abducted and about to be sold off and become a victim of human trafficking. If this is proven then you should be pardoned for the most part, you will just have to live under new names and protection.

Satan: Wow, I didn't realize how complicated it all was.

MC: Yep, that's life. *Goes to leave*

Satan: Oh, before you go. *Grabs the series of books* Here, read these. I already have and I believe they're right up your alley.

MC: ...... Aren't these the new series of books, that just came out the day before? And you already read them?

Satan: *smirks* If you don't believe me, quiz me.

MC: ...... *Takes the books* .... Why do I not believe this is all coincidence?

Satan: *shrugs* Who knows?

MC: ..... *Leaves*

-Dinner-

Lucifer: MC, you're cooking?

MC: Yep. Everyone else cooks for dinner, I figured I could pick up the slack a little.

Lucifer: How much longer will the food take? We have a reservation in an hour.

MC: It shouldn't take too mu- wait, back up. What the fuck are you talking about!?

Lucifer: Is there something wrong?

MC: A few things yeah! One, I'd like more of a heads up! Two, why now!? What is this for!?

Lucifer: Consider this a reward for all your hard work.

MC: ...... Ok yeah no, this calls for a meeting.

-Everyone is gathered in the common room-

Asmo: What's wrong sweetie? You looked stressed

MC: I am stressed, all of you are stressing me out.

Mammon: Oi!! What did we do!

MC: Everything that has happened today was because my fucking birthday! Wasn't it!?

Satan: So what if it was? Why can't we celebrate it?

MC: I asked you not to.

Beel: MC, why do you hate your birthday so much? We only want to make you feel appreciated... 🥺

MC: Don't give me that damn look. I told you that it was a little too personal, and I rather not talk about it.

Belphie: Do you not trust us?

MC: I didn't say that, it's just...hard to talk about...

Mammon: Have you even tried?

MC: Have you tried not stealing shit? Difficult isn't it?

Levi: Woah! Burn!

Mammon: Shut up!

Lucifer: MC, we would probably understand your request better if you were to explain.

MC: ....... Let's just say... Something REALLY BAD happened on this day.... And everytime someone tried to celebrate with me....I remember it..... When I don't want to....

Levi: .... Woah.... Tragic backstory confirmed!

Asmo: Oh sweetheart, I'm so sorry.

Satan: I'm not.

Mammon: Wha-! Satan!

Satan: What!? Come on! When they first show up they state us down like we're frogs in the dessert, and they don't want to be reminded of some shitty memory!! You're better than this! Whether you like it or not I'm celebrating your birthday every year! Because you deserve it!

Lucifer: Agreed. You're stronger than you give yourself credit for. I believe with a little push you can love past that block on your mind.

Beel: I'll still make you delicious meals that we can enjoy together!

Belphie: You're keeping that pillow, whether you like it or not.

MC: ......... You all are assholes..... I hope you know that....

Mammon: Yeah well, you're a pain in the ass too. So we're even.

-later that night-

Levi: ....... I got that game you wanted....

MC: ....... You want to play together?

Levi: ...... Please?

MC: ...... I'll grab some snacks and drinks. You set up the game.

Levi: Yay!!

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That was much longer than I meant it to be, and alot more feelsy. Regardless, I hope you all enjoyed.

If you see anything that I could have done better, please don't hesitate to inform me. I accept all forms of constructive criticism.

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Ok how would the brothers react when you use a mood octopus

This ↓↓↓

Like mc is not talking to the brothers instead they respond by flipping the plush inside out or something like taht

I am SO sorry this took so long. I wanted to create a scenario that wasn't so cliché, but in the end I feel like I still did 💦 I hope you still enjoy it regardless.

If you see that I could have done something better, please don't hesitate to inform me. I take all forms of constructive criticism.

To all my MCs that had the Brothers a little TOO concerned

Lucifer: Alright. We have just returned from the doctors, and it turns out MC has strep throat. So they cannot voice anything for at least two weeks.

Satan: Then we should probably get them something to help communicate. Like a notebook, or a dry erase board.

Asmo: Hold on! I have a better idea!! *Runs to his room*

Belphie: Anyone else feeling a bit anxious. ASMO, has an IDEA.

Mammon: Yeah, I'm not trusting this.

Asmo: *runs back holding a doll of some sort* This here is a mood octopus! One side has a happy face! But when you flip it, it has an angry face! We can just ask MC yes or no questions! Keep it simple.

Satan: I still think a dry erase board is much easier, but It's really up to you MC. You being the one having to use one of these.

MC: ..... *Takes the mood octopus* (It's cute)

Lucifer: Alright then, it's decided. Remember, don't make MC do anything vocal. It will only make them worse. MC, I would also like you to watch what you eat in the future. You can't have anything that's too strenuous on your throat. Understood?

MC: .... *Happy octo*

Lucifer: Good, you're all excused.

-next morning, during breakfast-

MC: *getting favorite cereal*

Satan: *snatches bowl immediately* I don't think so. These chunks will scratch your throat up more. You need to have something that will go down easier.

MC: ..... *Mad octo*

Satan: Be mad all you want, you still won't have it. I'll make you some of the creamy human food. I believe it's called Cream of Wheat.

MC: *repeatedly beats mad octo on counter* (I want my damn cereal! Beel is going to eat it!!)

-afternoon-

Mammon: Alright, I'm going out!

Lucifer: Be back by dinner! I don't get into trouble!

Mammon: Wha-!? Of course I wouldn't get in trouble!

MC: *rushes to meet him at the door ready to tag along*

Mammon: uuhhhh... MC, I think you should stay here. You're sick remember? And who knows who will try to talk to you while we're out. And you being.....you, you'll be afraid that they will see you as rude and try to reply.

MC: ..... *Mad octo* (I won't talk to anyone! I just want some fresh air!)

Lucifer: I never thought I'd say this, but Mammon is right....... I REALLY thought I'd never say that.

Mammon: What the hell!?

Lucifer: You should stay here and rest, we can't afford you going out and getting worse.

MC: *swinging around mad octo* (Dammit! I'm getting cooped up!)

Lucifer: I don't care how upset you get, you're not going out. END OF STORY.

MC: ..... *Walks away to room*

-dinner time-

-While the lot share a whole roasted havoc devil, you are stuck with tomato soup-

MC: .........

Beel: Guys, I feel kinda bad. This is their favorite.

Lucifer: Just ignore them Beel, they're trying to guilt you into giving them some.

Satan: MC, this is for your own good and you know it. That soup will help you.

Belphie: If it helps at all the meat is kinda dry, so it's not that great.....

Lucifer: We probably would've gotten better quality if someone hadn't decided to steal the food money and spend it on themselves.

Mammon: *nervously sweating* Ha ha... What a scumbag that guy must be.

Lucifer: INDEED.

MC: ........ *Sets down mad octo as they slowly eat* (all I wanted was a bite...)

-later that night in their room-

Levi: Hey! We can always play video games! That always cheers you up!

Asmo: Don't they get pretty loud and aggressive when they play with you though?

Levi:..... Yeah that's true, they are a bit competitive.

Mammon: Then how about some gambling?! That always helps me when I'm down!

Belphie: That has never helped you. AT ALL.

Beel: ..... MC, are you ok?

MC: ........ *Angry octo*

Asmo: Of course you're not. That strep throat must be doing a number on you huh?

MC: (NO!! You all are fucking smothering me!!! I'm going insane!!)

Beel: In that case, we have to support them! Keep them company! Right?

Belphie: *nods* Yup.

Asmo: Of course!

Levi: I brought some movies to watch instead!

Mammon: I guess I got some time to spare for the human...

MC: ......(Guys ....I love you....but can I be alone for FIVE MINUTES!?!)

-Next morning-

Lucifer: That plushie seems to be doing a good job.

MC: (No it's not!)

Lucifer: Make sure you don't lose it, cause what you did yesterday is going to repeat for the next two weeks. *Leaves*

MC: ....... *Bangs head against the wall repeatedly* ..... (I HATE THEM..... I love them! But I hate them!)

-two weeks go by-

Lucifer: Alright MC. After two weeks if keeping silent, how are you feeling?

MC: ....... *Happy octo*

Mammon: Uuhhhh MC, you know you can talk now right?

MC: ...... *Makes the octo nod*

Mammon: Then why.....?

Beel: Is their throat still hurting??

Belphie: It should be fine now though right?

Asmo: Satan, do your detective instincts tell you anything?

Satan: .... I can't help but feel like they're holding a grudge against us for trying to take care of them these past two weeks and are now giving us the silent treatment.

Mammon: But what did we do wrong!?

Lucifer: MC, care to answer?

MC: ...... *Angry octo*

Lucifer: *sighs* Looks like we're not done with the octopus just yet...

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Again, SO sorry how long this took. I loved the idea SO much that I wanted to come up with an equally good idea, but unfortunately this was the best that I could come up with not wanting to make you wait any longer.

I hope you all enjoyed regardless, please inform how it could've been better - cause I know it could've been

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Since the Brothers are assholes (yes, Beel included since he wanted to eat you and didn’t care for your presence at first) when you first meet them, how about they deal with an MC that’s not gonna deal with their bullshit and isn’t phased by their threats? I hate it when otome games have you deal with jerks in the beginning but the choice bubbles are too nice whenever they insult the player.

Yeah, Yeah; They’re the top 7 demons of hell who don’t have to respect a human and are able to kill me with no effort but I don’t give a damn about that. You can’t drop me in hell with 7 assholes without my consent and expect me to be fine with it. I’m more than fine with calling em out and if they try and threaten MC, they would flat out say “At least I’ll die calling you out 🌚”

I like the way you think my guy. I couldn't agree more

To all my MCs that were much Harsher in the Beginning

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Mammon: Now listen here human! I was put in charge of you! In other words you have to do exactly as I say-!

MC: Shut the hell up... *Rubs temples* You're so loud.

Mammon: Wha- Who do you thi-!!

MC: Look dude. I don't really give a fuck who you are or what you could do. You really think I like the situation anymore than you do? I didn't fucking ask for an invitation, nobody even gave me a warning. So suck it up, and shut up. Cause we can't do shit now.

Mammon: I could eat you WHOLE right now!

MC: Be my guest. It'd be better then having to deal with this horse shit.

Mammon: .... What kind of human are you?

-one week later-

Levi: It seems like you're trying to suck up to me so I'll like you. It's no use denying it, I heard it straight from Lucifer.

MC: Oh nooooo, I'm caught. Whatever shall I do?

Levi: You're lucky to have so much free time too think up schemes like this. As much as I'd like to sit and watch a TSL marathon, I can't. There's so many animes I need to watch, trading cards to organize, figurines-

MC: Back the fuck up.

Levi: Eh?

MC: You're telling me you can't do what you want, cause you NEED to watch all these other shows and other shit? Bullcrap! These things are not necessities!! You can go on living without this shit! Do what the fuck you want! If you want to complain, do it in your head! Cause you have no one to blame but yourself.

Levi: You're actually treating ME like this!? You Normies, always rubbing it in that-

MC: And here you are, acting like a child. Do you ever take responsibility for your own actions? Always saying how unfair things are. News Flash! Life isn't fucking fair!

Levi: I could-!!

MC: Eat me? Smite me? Make me feel things I wish I didn't? Fucking go for it dude, I'm so fucking over it.

Levi: ...... Forget this, I have better things to do....

-a day or so later-

Lucifer: You should focus on surviving this year here, finishing the exchange program and going back to the human world. "Curiosity killed the cat". Curiosity can very literally get you killed here as well.

MC: Hey Lucifer, has it ever occurred to you that just maybe.... I DON'T CARE.

Lucifer: You're telling me that you don't value your life?

MC: No, I'm just telling you that I haven't been here long and I'm already over the whole, "I am above you" thing. You yourself, aren't willing to put a scratch on me since you're a fucking lapdog to his majesty.

Lucifer: You rotten-!!

MC: Save it dude, ya ain't gonna do shit. Hell, ya don't even know what my life may have been like before y'all kidnapped me. For all you know, this is everyday life for me.

Lucifer: .....What would you do if a lower level demon ever got their hands on you?

MC: Number one, you wouldn't let that shit happen in the first place. Number two, I'd just fucking let it happen. They probably have a better out for me than you guys.

Lucifer: ..... You petty and ungrateful creature.

MC: *shrugs* Truth hurts doesn't bitch?

-a week later-

Beel: You ate my creme puff, it had my name on it!

MC: You destroyed my wall and injured me. I think we're pretty even.

Beel: No we're not! Give it back!

MC: ...... If you're THAT fucking determined wait a few hours it'll come back.

Beel: That's disgusting.

MC: You kept fucking pushing it. Your own damn fault. Look, I'm an ass for eating you food, but you really are overreacting this is ridiculous.

Beel: It was my food!!

MC: ..... We're just going in circles at this point....

-a week later-

MC: Yo, fucklust! Ya mind not standing in front of the camera every fucking time!?

Asmo: But wouldn't you rather have a picture of something beautiful?

MC: I would. All the more reason for you to get the fuck out of my way!

Asmo: ... Are you saying, I'm not beautiful? Are you actually insulting ME?

MC: 'Oh how dare you! You hurt my feelings and called me out on shit! I shall kill you now!' If that's not petty, I don't know what is..

Asmo: .... You're not very nice.

MC: Like any of you have room to talk

-two days later-

Satan: Are you actually rejecting ME!? You!? A mere human!?

MC: Oh, cut the shit!! Satan! Why the flying FUCK would I make a pact with you! I'm making pacts to gain Lucifer's respect, NOT PISS HIM OFF MORE!!

Satan: Does it look like a I care!? I said to do it!

MC: And I said to fuck off! I'm not going through with this Satan!

Satan: I will cut of your nose and ears. Rip off your arms and legs. And feed you to a lower level demon!!

MC: Fucking go for it dude, I don't give a damn anymore. You lot are impossible to talk sense to, and this here proves it.

Satan: Don't you dare trifle with me!

MC: Y'all are just toddlers who cry when things don't go your way!

-when mc goes back in time-

Belphie: Aaww.. You don't know want a hug? Shame, I was hoping to share my happiness with you..

MC: Yeah, I'm sure you did

Belphie: What does that mean?

MC: I mean, you never did plan on walking out of this together, did you? You had always planned on taking me out and walking away yourself.

Belphie: ...... If you'd known that, why did you help me?

MC: Number one, THIS *gestures to door* was an ACCIDENT. Number two, I may or may not have made a mistake and I'm trying to fix it. Number three, Beel misses you so much. How can I not? So let's just walk away from this together and join the rest of the-!

Belphie: *starts choking the life out of them*

MC: Or just kill me, get it over with, and I won't have to bother with any of you anymore.

Belphie: With pleasure.

-When MC encounters Belphie once again in the time loop-

Belphie: How can a human have such a strong will to live.

MC: Because I am determined to tell each and every one of you how fucking stupid you all are.

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This is a lot longer than I intended it to be. I'm sorry I still don't know how to place the keep reading button (or whatever it is). I had quite a bit of fun writing this, I hope you have just as much fun reading it 😁

I accept all forms of constructive criticism, so if you see anything you feel could be better let me know.

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To all my MCs that are sick of Solomon's "Cooking"

MC: .......

Solomon: ..........

MC: ..... What the fuck am I looking at?

Solomon: You asked me to make you lunch because you're head was hurting.

MC: Right, so what the fuck am I looking at??

Solomon: Your food.

MC: Bullshit. That ain't my food. Give it to the fucking dog, they eat anything.

Luke: No I don't!

MC: .....

Solomon: ....... They never said you're name Luke....

Luke: ....... Dang it.....

MC: ...... I'm going to put this in my back pocket and resume my yelling at Solomon.

Solomon: Wha-

MC: Solomon, do you know how to cook?

Solomon: Of course I do, I just like trying new things. That's where the glory of culinary delights lie.

MC: ...... WRONG. Culinary delights lie where you get it RIGHT.

Solomon: .....*mutters* Alright Gordon I got it. When did you become such a good critic?

MC: WHEN I TRIED YOUR FUCKING COOKING!

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Ok, so, one of my favorites headcannons is that demons can't crack their knuckles, or any part of their bodies. So what if one day Mc is just like "I got this" and just cracks their knuckles and the bros are just like "tf did you just break your fingers?"

I'm sorry if this sounds dumb, feel free to skip it, but if you do decide to write this, thank you very much.

It's not dumb at all my guy! This is actually a funny thing ya got here. I hope I met your expectations and if not feel free to tell me what I did wrong. I accept all forms of constructive criticism.

To all my MCs that unintentionally panic the brothers

-Everyone is in the common room working on schoolwork together-

Mammon: *yawn* Ah! My hand is cramping up. We need to take a break..

Satan: We've only been working for an hour.

Belphie: *been asleep for the past half hour*

Mammon: *gestures to Belphie* What about him!?

Lucifer: He already did most of his work. That's why I've been letting him sleep.

Mammon: Then what am I supposed to do about my hand!?

MC: Why not just crack your knuckles? That tends to work.

Mammon: .... What?

Asmo: MC, what are you talking about?

MC: ... Demons don't crack their knuckles?

Satan: I'm pretty sure we don't crack anything. What are you going on about?

MC: ..... *Flexs their fingers until a loud crack is heard*

Mammon: *has a look of dread* ...di...did you just

Beel: *coughs as he chokes on his food*

Levi: Medic!! We need a medic!!

Belphie: *wakes up* What's with all the noise??

Beel: MC just broke their fingers!

Belphie: Why would you do that to yourself!?

Lucifer: Everyone calm down!!

Mammon: How can we calm down with MC injured!?

Satan: They're not injured idiot!!

Mammon: ...What?

MC: ..*trying to keep from laughing*.... I just cracked my knuckles.....that's it... It doesn't hurt me

Beel: ...MC....please don't do that again...

Belphie: Going to give us a heart attack.

Lucifer: ... MC....

MC: *snickers, truly struggling to keep the laughter in* ....Y-yes...?

Lucifer: You did that on purpose didn't you?

MC: Well yeah. .... I just cracked my knuckles, my hand was cramping up.

Lucifer: ......... You're more trouble then you're worth

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..... I started this a few days ago. I'm so sorry, it took a hot minute 💦

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[cah0mie]

I made my own mc a while ago, and I made a card for her called "Off days" I'm too scared to share it though I thought it'd be cool to try and make a small thing based off this idea. Soooo.....

Off Days

Things just haven't been falling into place lately. Things haven't been working out as they should, as you planned it. And sure, that's life. That happens sometimes, but why does it seem to be effecting you more than normal lately?

The guys have noticed you're lack of spirit, how that smile of yours isn't showing itself much lately. Mammon was the first to make a move. When he had asked you shoved him off, saying it was nothing. When he continued to push at the subject you were forced to use your pact against him to make him stop. You felt bad, but you didn't want to talk.

Asmo was the second to try. He had invited you to bathe with him- to try and relax in some nice warm water. The idea sounded lovely, just to soak all your worries away. But you knew what this was about, you saw him planning with Satan in the common room. Knowing that it wasn't going to stop at a nice soak, you declined the offer.

Levi was next, he suggested gaming together. Slaying noobs online are sure to bring that smile back. And- admittedly- you were pretty mean online, but it was so much fun imagining how much the other gamers must be raging at your victory. And you almost accepted the offer. ALMOST. Until you realized other people were inside Levi's room. Now knowing that this was a trap, you cancelled your plans with Levi and decided on studying instead.

You were starting to get annoyed at their persistence. They wouldn't stop trying to get you to talk- there was NOTHING to talk about. You were fine, just-! .....tired....and....lonely? ... The thought made you confused, you had the guys. These wierd quirky demons you called family, then why.... family... You had left them back home...in the human world.... You never realized how much you missed them until now.

You found yourself sitting outside on the balcony, taking in the breeze as you smoked a cigarette.

"Those things will kill you. You know that right?"

You laughed as Lucifer came to sit beside you.

".... Decided to try and get me to talk yourself?"

"My brothers have expressed their concern to me, yes. They are worried about you....and as am I. But I will not force you to talk if you do not wish to."

".... Don't get me wrong Lu... I love all of you but, at the same time..."

"You miss your own family."

You give a slight nod as you finally let your tears go, not quite sobbing, but enough to express the sadness and loneliness you felt from being away for so long.

"Lucifer, I didn't even get so say goodbye let alone pack."

"I know, and that there is our fault. And I'm sorry."

"It's fine. I only have a few months left anyways. As much as I don't wanna leave you guys....I still want to see them again."

"And it's not as if we'll be saying goodbye forever"

"Very true.....do you mind if I just take a walk, on my own?"

" ....... Bring something to protect yourself with, and keep your D.D.D on. I will be expecting you back in an hour."

"Thank you"

As you walked out the door and wondered out and about, you realize just how much you needed this. Just how much time you've spent being around others and not enough to focus on yourself.

You needed to remember that sometimes you just need to spend some time alone, to feel yourself again.

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[cah0mie]

Ok.... If people could just give me ideas on what to write that'd be great XD

So in other words I'm taking requests. If you would like something written I'd like to try. I may be slow, I may be new. But I'd still like to see if I can make people enjoy themselves during these times.

I like doing little funny things if you want silly shenanigans. I'll also do some cheesy romantic scenarios if you so wish. I shall do my best.

I hope you all have wonderful day or night

Later ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

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[cah0mie]

Same! 🤣

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To my MCs that are sick of the lack of manners going on in this household

-everyone is gathered in the common room-

Lucifer: MC what is this about?

Mammon: Yeah, why did you call us all here?

MC: *in a british accent* Good afternoon gentleman.

Belphie: Oh no. They're doing another one of their impersonations.

Satan: Who screwed up this time?

MC: *in accent* I have called you all here today because we need to put a stop to the- *normal voice* WALKING INTO MY ROOM. WITHOUT. KNOCKING.

Mammon: ..... What?

Lucifer: Who has been invading your privacy MC?

MC: Everyone!! You're no exception! You don't do it as often as others, but you do it!

Asmo: Well you can count on me sweetheart! I know my manners~

MC: Yeah? Then fucking use them! You're one of the WORST Asmo.

Asmo: *!!* What!?

Mammon: HAHAHA!! Asmo got put in his place alright!

MC: You REALLY don't have any room to talk.

Mammon: What do you mean?!

MC: Mammon.... Asmo is ONE of the worst..... You're THE WORST. You visit my room more than anyone else here. And everytime you visit, YOU. NEVER. KNOCK. Fucking start. It's getting old.

Beel: I'm so sorry MC, I know there are times I barge in as well...

MC: Yes there is Beel, and I know it's just you looking for snacks 'cause you're hungry. But I REALLY need you to get a hold of yourself when u reach my door. Ok?

Beel: Ok 😊 I'll do better.

Belphie: Well why am I here? I knock everytime.

MC: Yes Belphie, you do knock.....during the day.

Belphie: What does that mean?

MC: It means that you come into my room in the middle of the night to sleep with me WITHOUT KNOCKING and you scare the living crap out of me when you just slip into bed without me knowing.

Belphie: I just didn't want to wake you up...

MC: But I end up waking up anyway Belphie!! Even if I didn't my hazy mind isn't going to register who you are in the morning and I'm going to bitch slap you thinking you're a stranger!

Asmo: *snickers*

Belphie: Fine.. I'll knock..

MC: THANK YOU

Satan: I'm guessing I'm not scot free either?

MC: No, I'm afraid your not. For the most part you knock, but it's when you lose your temper and you need my help to calm down. I get you're in a frenzy but you don't know what's going on behind that door. I could be naked for all you know! So please, just a little self control when you reach my room.

Satan: Of course. I'll try to keep that in mind for the future.

Lucifer: I fail to see how this involves me.

MC: *laughs* Ah, Lucifer. You're probably one of the better ones, yet the most annoying one all at the same time.

Lucifer: Excuse me?

MC: Lucifer, you text me EVERY. DAMN. DAY. Without fail. And if I fail to respond within five fucking SECONDS. You are always marching to my last known location to make sure I'm still alive. That includes MY ROOM.

Lucifer: .........

Mammon: Woah, Lucifer's speechless....

Satan: I know, I already have pictures. 😁

Belphie: Nice.

Lucifer: I... suppose.... I will be a little more patient in future.

MC: Damn straight. Cause from this point on, my door will be booby trapped! It can only be disarmed from the inside. Meaning that you will have to KNOCK to have me disarm it, and walk in without getting hurt.

Mammon: Wait, what!?

Lucifer: Is this really necessary?

MC: With how impulsive both Asmo and Mammon are, YES. So the next time you wanna see me in my room. KNOCK. ........*continues british* This meeting is adjourned.

-a few months go by and it's MC's birthday-

-all the brothers except lucifer are outside MC's room early in the morning-

Belphie: ..... Mammon how about you walk in? You're the cannon fodder

Mammon: What the- Where the hell did that come from!?

Satan: No, no he has a point. We don't really lose much if you go through.

Mammon: Screw you guys!

Levi: *whispered voice* Guys! Quiet! You're going to wake them up.

Lucifer: What are you all doing in the hallway? What are you planning?

Beel: We want to surprise MC for their birthday. But the door is booby trapped so we don't know how to get in.

Asmo: I mean, we could try disarming it from this side.

Belphie: We don't even know what the trap is Asmo. How would we do that??

Lucifer: *sighs* For the love of- Just walk in. What's the worse thing to happen? It's most likely just a empty threat.

Satan: If it's that easy, then you walk in.

Lucifer: Fine.

-When Lucy opens the door without knocking, a click sound is heard immediately followed by a bat swinging out hitting lucifer square in the face knocking him down-

Mammon: Oh shi-! *Snickers*

Asmo: *Stifles his laughter*

Satan: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Belphie: Did you see his face!? HAHAHA!!

Beel: Lucifer!? Are you ok!?

Lucifer: ........ MC.....

MC: MANNERS MOTHERFUCKER!! USE'EM!!!

Lucifer: Get over here!!

MC: Oh shit! *Runs*

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Too all my alternative MCs

MC: *comes out for breakfast one morning, full makeup on*

Satan:...... MC, what is with this whole racoon look?

MC: What?

Asmo: *gasp*

Mammon: Woah, Satan tone it down a notch.

Satan: You were all thinking the same thing! MC, why do you feel the need to wear such intense makeup?

Lucifer: I have to agree MC. Your appearance makes other demons uncomfortable and unwilling to approach you. Which goes completely against what Diavolo and wishes to achieve.

MC: ........ That is the dumbest fucking thing I've heard yet down here.

Lucifer: Excuse me?

MC: Think about it! Number one, I do what the fuck I want. I don't give a damn who the hell you are. Number two, I thought at the very least demons would be above the 'judge a book by its cover' thing. And number three, for fuck's sake, they're DEMONS. I am not - and never will be - unapproachable to them in any way, shape, or form. Maybe they avoid me like the fucking plague because a certain group of demons always surround me and keep me guarded like I'm the queen of fucking england!

Lucifer: ........

Mammon: ........

Asmo: .......

Beel: .......

Belphie: ......

Levi: .......

Satan: ...... Let it be known, I didn't take it there. That was all Lucifer. He took it down the 'appearances are everything' road. I just wanted to know why.

MC: Because I fucking feel like it. *Heads to school alone*

Mammon: *looks at Lu* Look at what you've done! They're mad now!

Asmo: I don't think I've ever seen them like this. It's kind of exciting~

Belphie: Asmo, shut up.

Beel: They didn't even eat their food.

Lucifer: Everyone just be quiet.

Satan: Won't admit your wrong. As usual.

Lucifer: Satan, you are on your way of getting strung up from the chandelier.

-After classes in MC's room, snacking with Beel-

Beel: MC, you do know you look amazing with or without the makeup, right?

MC: Thanks Beel. I appreciate. I really just wear it cause I like it though.

Beel: Promise?

MC: Promise.

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Has any one thought about how the girls from Huniepop would react if they were chosen for the exchange program at RAD? Or is that just me?

I think it would be funny. Just imagine Audrey coming down- IMAGINE. How freaked would Satan be if he found out someone rivaled his temper? Both of their bitchiness would probably tear apart the devildom! She just walks up to some demon not caring, "Hey you! Where can a girl get some good shit around here!? I REALLY need a smoke"

Or what about Nikki? I'm sure her and Levi would get along pretty well with her love of games, but what about when she first comes down and she was in the middle of one 🤣 "Are you FUCKING SERIOUS? I was FINALLY kicking that guys ass ONLY to be fucking summoned by some demons!? And it's not even about sacrificing me! It's about going to school!? Just kill me now and get it over with" Everyone just be standing there baffled that she's not more fazed by this.

OR JESSIE!! Y'all know where I'm going with this! Asmo and her are going to be the BEST of friends. After after school's done, right after dinner, they gonna be hanging out AAALLL the time! Imagine the conversation at breakfast the next morning, "Last night was so fun Asmo~ I've never been in those positions before. Too bad your brothers never want to join us. I bet it'd be really fun then~"

I can't think of what would happen with the others. If ya wanna reblog adding your own ideas go for it! I honestly think this is funny as hell! 🤣 So please! Keep it going! I hope my own scenarios made you laugh 😁

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