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caildur · 14 days
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A manhole? Thats obscene!! ;/////;
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caildur · 14 days
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I once saw a baby eat a cricket, it was fucking disgusting
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caildur · 2 months
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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it
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caildur · 3 months
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Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales
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caildur · 6 months
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She's being weird again
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caildur · 6 months
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caildur · 7 months
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having a bad day (didnt take my meds) and i dont know why (i did not take my medication)
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caildur · 8 months
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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
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caildur · 9 months
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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
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caildur · 10 months
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im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you
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caildur · 10 months
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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.
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caildur · 11 months
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sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
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caildur · 1 year
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caildur · 1 year
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What’s it called when a furry says they’re sorry?
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caildur · 1 year
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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”
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caildur · 1 year
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caildur · 1 year
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if I play my cards right maybe this tumblr mutual and I will have sex one day
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