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cajunandfire · 2 hours
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47 is in Bangkok. He is on the pier, waiting for Diana to contact him. The sun is rising over the river.
Trope: Converse With the Unconscious
Include these random words: coin | force | eggnog
Include this line of dialogue: “47… That was messy back there.”
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cajunandfire · 2 hours
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The collection is now open for prompts!
Let's celebrate springtime together, with or without eggs!
Add up to two spring-themed prompts to the collection, and claim (and fill) many prompts as you like! You don't have to add a prompt to the collection to fill one, and vice versa.
Here are the full rules and the schedule of this event.
The tag set with the character and relationship tags can be found here.
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cajunandfire · 1 day
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HITMAN: WORLD OF ASSASSINATION → Miami, The Finish Line
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cajunandfire · 2 days
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Hi there,
My name is peridotglimmer, also known as Belle or SugarsweetRomantic around these parts. I'm a queer Deaf mum to a toddler living in the Netherlands, an avid fic reader and writer for many different fandoms, and as difficult as I find to say this:
I need help.
Over the last months, I've been coming to the realisation that my wife, who I've been with since I had just turned 17, is abusive. And I need to get myself and our son out as soon as possible, as safely as possible.
My wife has isolated me from everyone IRL, including my parents and friends, and controls every aspect of my life.
This entire situation has had an immense effect on my own mental health, which means I'm currently on disability income myself. That's just enough to pay for bills and groceries. She also controls what we spend money on, which means it's nearly impossible for me to set any money aside. I'm trying to save up as much as I can, but I'm not reaching the amount I need to get out anytime soon.
I have two major issues that I need to take care of:
I need a passport. I fear I'll need to flee when I break this whole cyst open, so to speak. I can take shelter with a friend in the UK, but Brexit means my European ID card isn't enough to enter the UK. A passport costs approximately 85 euros, and I'll also need to get photos taken for it. My wife tracks my location 24/7, but I have some opportunities to get to town hall and get it without her knowing. Getting to my friend would be cheapest by taking a train, then a plane, and then a bus. From that point, they will be able to help me out, and I will be able to support myself as well.
I do not have custody of our son. She's been saying I have to earn custody of him, but it's not looking like she'll ever grant me custody. I'll potentially have to take her to court for that, and I will. I refuse to give up on my son. He's the love of my life, and my motivation to create a better life for us both.
If any of you reading this is in the position to help out financially, I would be eternally grateful. The easiest way to do so, is via Ko-Fi, and thus, I'll link mine below. Please only help out if you can miss the money.
I'll be eternally grateful for any help I might receive. Reblogs are greatly appreciated, thank you in advance. I'm terrified, but determined. I have to get out.
Love, Belle
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cajunandfire · 5 days
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New video. It features a tool that you either love or hate!
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cajunandfire · 5 days
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haven island sketch dump yay
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cajunandfire · 5 days
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I want them comfortably married and happy and bickering over their morning beverages and also I want them to fuck nasty on the living room floor because they can't wait another second
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cajunandfire · 6 days
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The Purple Streak Duck Twitch Drop is LIVE!
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You have to link your Twitch account and your IOI account here before you start, if you haven't done that already for the last Twitch drop.
Please don't accidentally unlink your accounts; you will lose your Purple Streak Suit if you do!
After you linked your accounts, all you have to do is watch one cumulative hour of Hitman streams on Twitch.
You can find all Hitman streams here.
Streamers who have drops enabled usually state that in the title or the tags of their stream.
You have time until March 31st!
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cajunandfire · 7 days
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MINI POSTERS: Series 1
Quotes from Hitman (2016)
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cajunandfire · 7 days
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cajunandfire · 9 days
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You know what this means...
BYE ABEL 🥁
Diana and 47 are in the Himmapan Hotel’s bar in Bangkok. Abel de Silva is trying to flirt with Diana. 47 is taking Diana’s hand.
Trope: Imagined Innuendo
Include these random words: briefcase | excitement | brake
Include this line of dialogue: “Pleasure skews judgment.”
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cajunandfire · 10 days
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new hitman fic??!?!?!?! its more likely than you think!
fandom: hitman
pairing: diana/lucas grey, diana/grey/47
rating: proxyfucking!!!!!!!
summary:
Diana and Grey have a conversation. Its not 47's fault that the walls are so thin.
tagged: proxyfucking, Voyeurism, Accidental Voyeurism, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Safehouse shenanigans, 47's canonical enhanced hearing, Shared Fantasy, Dirty Talk, Pining, Mutual Pining, did I mention proxyfucking
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okay trust me on this one lads, its going places.
Diana and Lucas both need to fuck it out, and by it I mean 'their sexual obsession with 47', and 47 just happens to be there to hear the whole thing.
let me know if you want me to write a sequel.
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cajunandfire · 11 days
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BYE SERGEI 🎨
Don't forget to eliminate Sergei Larin before tomorrow!
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cajunandfire · 11 days
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Clothing patterns and bonus pictures under the cut!
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Clothing patterns
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They do not like being picked up.
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Olivia napping & her outfit.
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Agent in disguise.
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cajunandfire · 12 days
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Absolutely love this ❤️❤️. Thank you for tagging some of my works @myth-blossom! I can't wait to enjoy these all over again.
Celebrating Hitman Fanworks
Since I missed International Fanworks Day, I’m posting about it now 😁
The Hitman fandom is comprised of so many amazingly talented people. Their passion in celebrating the Hitman series goes to incredibly creative lengths, including (but certainly not limited to) animations, let’s plays, GIFs, screenshots, fanfiction, fanart, playlists, crafts, and more. I wanted to make a post recognizing many of these wonderful people and link some of my favorite fanworks of theirs through the years. (Please note: Tumblr kept breaking with so many links, so I had to paste some fanart links as plain text!)
And I know there are more awesome people out there still for me and others to discover—comment/reblog and let us know who they are! ❤️
Videos
@cartoonishly (Cartoonishly Animations) - Hitman 3: The Masterful Mendoza SASO
@outsidexboxofficial (outsidexbox: Let’s Plays) - Hitman 3: Lust Escalation
bigmooney06: Let’s Plays - Hitman 3 is changing in a BIG way
The Stupendium: Music - The Apex - Hitman 3 Rap feat. NemRaps! 
@issytheamateurnerd - “All of us on Tumblr be like”
GIFs
@dianaburnwood: Absolution was peak storytelling
@tobiasrieper: HITMAN locations: Chongqing, China
@itspapillonnoir: Sapienza
@cajunandfire: Hitman Characters: Diana Burnwood
@arthur-edwards: Hitman 3
Screenshots
@lucas-grey: Diana in Mendoza
@tvfreak56: We’ll always have Paris
@diana-fortyseven: Lust DLC
@a-gromova: Brick by brick
Fanart
@darkyu-yj: Diana/47
@cabbi3: Diana/47
@apricotbones: Hitman Paperback
@ellenchain: Vacation Time
@evilhellcrow: Diana/47
@magentasteam: Lucas Grey
@glass-of-malbec: “Hold me. I’m the monster that you’ve carved out of stone.”
@theserlingbucket: You’ve given me too much to feel.
@rieper-for-hire: New Contract Available
@lone-pylon: Mendoza doodles
@hndcrm: “summer’s kiss to electric wire” fanart
@cartoonishly: “He is a polite one, isn’t he?”
@excellentwork47: Is it the season of lust yet? 
@grumpynora: Musée du Louvre WIP
@tsuyuus: Agent and Handler
@spookiiwookii: Yearly redraw time :3
@naho-natsumaki: Diana/47
@qpneuma: mendoza dianas https://www.tumblr.com/qpneuma/707446302762483712/mendoza-dianas
@a-gromova: “One last tango, 47" (https://www.tumblr.com/a-gromova/641313052416000001/one-last-tango-47)
@krazyyy: 47 and Diana just need to hug, plz IO. (https://www.tumblr.com/krazyyy/632341649653153792/47-and-diana-just-need-to-hug-plz-io)
@nihilnovisubsole: we know who the real power player is in this series (https://www.tumblr.com/nihilnovisubsole/90643653125/we-know-who-the-real-power-player-is-in-this)
@krn-art: Diana/47 (https://www.tumblr.com/krn-art/642321124290674688/hitman-fanart-coming-through-one-side-move-it)
@vodissey: “Madame Diana” (https://www.tumblr.com/vodissey/643885298271600640/madame-diana-her-appereance-in-hitman-3-directly)
@fassbender-mcavoyobsessed: Blueberry Muffins fanart (https://www.tumblr.com/fassbender-mcavoyobsessed/691517386799611904/ive-been-very-uninspired-lately-but-i-recently)
@diana-fortyseven: They Would Always Have Mendoza (https://www.tumblr.com/diana-fortyseven/722847902962155520/they-would-always-have-mendoza-deviantart)
Fanfiction
@cicaklah: cicak - another day down here in paradise (explicit)
@diana-fortyseven: Diana47 - Little Red Riding Hood (explicit)
@cajunandfire: Spicyfuego - A Private Show (teen and up)
@peridotglimmer: SugarsweetRomantic - Box Dye (teen and up)
@postalninja: Postal_Ninja - Coming Home (general audiences)
@skylightpirate: New1Romantic - Does Your Husband Know The Way The Sunshine Gleams From Your Wedding Band? (explicit)
@issytheamateurnerd: Nerding_Amateurly - I could never be ready (teen and up)
@air-tuna-art: air-tuna-art - Daises on your night stand (teen and up)
@greengoldfish: greengoldfish - Ordinary Days (explicit)
@r-kaye: R-Kaye - y2k (teen and up)
TheAntiHero - Condo 1202 (explicit)
@nihilnovisubsole: akfedeau - Death and Orchids (mature)
Crafts
@arthur-edwards: Fan-furniture
@urarakawarabi: Diana/47 Plushies
Please be sure to check them out and show them some love! ❤️
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cajunandfire · 18 days
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Yes! Much love for Diana and all the women in gaming!
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Happy International Women’s Day from IOI ❤️
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cajunandfire · 18 days
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Yessss let's do it! Team Agent 47!!
BAFTA Players' Poll: The Most Iconic Video Game Character of All Time
Video games have produced some of the most memorable characters of any medium. So, in celebration of the 20th BAFTA Games Awards on Thursday 11 April 2024, we want to settle the question once and for all:  Who is the most iconic video game character of all time?
This is our chance to nominate and vote for Agent 47!
We have a week from now! One entry per IP address, so tell your friends!
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