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I’m taking commissions now!
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Prices:
Bust - 15€; 1/2 Body - 25€; Full Body - 35€
Payment will be done over paypal only, and you will only receive the art if it is fully paid. I will provide sketches for you to request changes before I go to finish it up, payment will occur between the final sketch and the finished product.
If you’re interested please contact me either on here via DMs or on Discord at non_alcoholic_martini
Edit: I also do commissions via Etsy now!
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absolutely iconic scene btw
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Bernd Das Brot (Bernd The Bread) - KiKA Nightloop - "Bernd In Hell" ENG SUB (FULL)
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As far as I know this night loop hasn't been subtitled anywhere yet. It is the second one in the series and also the first one to feature the white void format!
This one might only be interesting to people who are interested in the history of this bread since the loop itself is quite long-winded with not much happing except Bernd going insane. But it is the origin of the "Bernd can't leave the screen" running gag.
tagging @randomy-chan because we made a pact
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USAmerican Kid's TV:
Do NOT depict the main characters gambling, drinking alcohol, or smoking!!!!!
German Kid's TV:
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Bread boi
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Berndt the bread
this...this was PEAK comedy
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Depressed bread am I right?
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calebs-hangout-corner · 12 hours
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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”
My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding
#<3
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Woulddddddddddd you happen to know of this one quote from Legend of Shadow High where Maddie is babbling about something and I think she mentions that she wants to learn how to surf? I may or may not have a fic idea that may or may not hinge on the existence of this line lol
Yep! I do in fact know of this one quote, allow me (with some previous lines added for context)!
"That's no mountain," the Evil Queen says. "That's a wave."
"Of lava?" asks Raven. "A wave of lava? Of that same lava that just took apart a book?"
"I have always wanted to try surfing," Maddie says. "But that does not look like a beginner wave. I think we need to dash like rabbits who are running late."
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Hmmmmm, the one who cheers them on will have to also join the party! And the others can join in after they finished the lightbulb!
How many dormice do you think it would take to screw in a lightbulb
Four! One to screw it in, one to secure the mouse that screws it in, one to hand over the new light bulb after the old one is screwed out, and one to cheer them on!
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Saw this format and had to make one for cherik and merik lmao
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Ah, you're right, I guess you need one more to have a tea party!
How many dormice do you think it would take to screw in a lightbulb
Four! One to screw it in, one to secure the mouse that screws it in, one to hand over the new light bulb after the old one is screwed out, and one to cheer them on!
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How many dormice do you think it would take to screw in a lightbulb
Four! One to screw it in, one to secure the mouse that screws it in, one to hand over the new light bulb after the old one is screwed out, and one to cheer them on!
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Trying to explain the metaphysics of Kingdom Hearts for a powerpoint party might not have been my best idea
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the "m" in bdsm stands for mouse. and the "s" stands for squeak
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incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google
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