call-me-rei

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Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

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there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Which bender would you be?? 🌊🪨🔥💨 This was such a fun thing to try! 

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*constantly daydreams about you*

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#Awsten Knight #Twitter #Stop Awsten Knight

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found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

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if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

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do u think the supernatural actors have a lifelong contract where they’re legally required to stir the pot every few months for their royalty checks or what

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That’s fair

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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some of y’all still can’t recognize the differences between platonic, romantic, sexual, mentor-student, and familial relationships, both in fiction and reality, and it really shows