Flaring Up
Route 7
 Oh, there you are! I didnât think you two were coming back, weâve been waiting this whole time!
 Sorry, it took a long time getting the Pokéflute. We figured everyone had gone to bed so we stayed the night at the palace.
+ Of course they charged us for the rooms...
 And the Furfrou ran off again in the night.
 You know, Cally we couldâve shared a room...
+ Itâs fine, Shauna, donât worry about it.
 So do you have my Pokéflute or not?
+ Oh, sure. Here.
I hand over the flute.
 Hurry up and wake that damn Snorlax already!
 Stand back, and be ready to battle it, trainers. Snorlax can get very grumpy if you wake them.
The guy puts the flute to his lips, puffs up his cheeks, and blasts a horribly loud screech from the flute.
 Hmm! Why you wake Puddinâ? Puddinâ hungry, want pudding!
 Oh crap, sheâs not mad. Sheâs hungry!
+ Sorry to wake you. Puddinâ, is it? But youâre blocking the way.
 Hm? Oh, Puddinâ sorry. Puddinâ move. Got any pudding?
+ I donât have any pudding, sorry.
 Puddinâ go find some. Bye!
Puddinâ waddles off towards a field of lavender flowers.
 Oh, it understood you?
+ She was just hungry.
 Ah, wait donât a bunch of Swirlix live in that lavender patch?
 Sucks to be them, I guess.
 Thank you for clearing the road, Iâll inform the town.
 Yay! Mission complete!
We cross the bridge and start walking the long road by the river. As we near some tall grass I notice a faint glowing light buzzing around, an Illumise emerges from the grass.
 I found you! Youâre the trainer Cally, right?
+ Uh, yes.
 I met your Vivillon friend, Claire?
+ Oh?
 I asked Claire to spread the word about our mission.
 I want to help the search!
 Why?
 Itâs important! Can I please go with you? My name is Lucia, by the way.
+ Okay, sure.
 Hey, Cally!
 Youâre just charming the PokĂ©mon to go with you?
 Could you maybe put in a good word for me?
 Guys! I finally caught up. Thanks for telling me the road was open again...
 Oh... sorry Serena!
 Iâll teach you all lesson with a battle!
 What?
 I donât want to battle right now! And three against one isnât fair. Cally, why donât you team up with Serena to make it fair?
+ Uh...
 Iâm okay with that, Iâm sure leaving me behind was the boysâ idea anyway.
 But we just-
 Go Fletchling!
 Go Corphish!
+ Joule, youâre up!
 Whyâre you dragging me into this?
 Go Pikachu!
 Hi!
 Oh itâs on!
+ Thundershock the Corphish!
 Peck the Corphish!
 Thundershock the Fletchling!
 Vice Grip the Fletchling!
Fletchling pecks at Corphish and Joule zaps it while itâs distracted. The other Pikachu shocks Fletchling to the floor allowing Corphish to pinch at it with itâs claws.
+ Thundershock the Corphish!
 Peck the Corphish!
 Thundershock the Fletchling!
 Vice Grip the Fletchling!
Fletchling pecks at Corphish again and Joule finishes it off with a jolt, the other Pikachu zaps Fletchling into submission.
 Go Braixen!
+ Quick Attack!
 Ember!
 Quick Attack the Pikachu!
Joule and the other Pikachu dart at eachother and bump heads at high speed, the other Pikachu recoils back and rolls to the floor where Braixen roasts it a bit.
 Oh yeah, still got it! Iâm in the top percentile of Pikachu! ... Whatever that means.
 Go Flabébé!
+ Electro Ball!
 Ember!
 Fairy Wind the Pikachu!
 Always fun to try new techniques!
Joule places her paws on her cheeks, sparks start to arc around her paws and as she raises them above her head a bright yellow ball of lightning forms between them. Joule sprints at Flabébé and slam dunks the ball on its head. Braixen waves a stick it produced from its tail and showers Flabébé with embers. Flabébé wafts its flower at Joule, causing a small gust of pink... stuff to somehow harm her as it blows by.
 Hey that weird pink stuff hurts! Sort of.
+ Quick Attack!
 Ember!
 Fairy Wind the Pikachu!
Joule darts at Flabébé and knocks it into an easel some nearby artist was using while she tried to furiously paint the battle this whole time. The canvas clatters to the floor revealing a picture consisting of splatters and streaks of yellow, orange and pink.
+ Oops, sorry!
 Are you kidding? This is probably my best work so far thanks to you!
 Oh, it certainly looks... abstract.
 I like how yellow it is. So, Braixen now? Howâs evolution working out for you?
 Fine, just fine. Can you get your trainer to ask Serena to get me a brush? My ear tufts are starting to get out of hand...
 Heh.
 So anyway, our next destination is Ambrette Town. Weâll have to go through the Connecting cave first.
 The Zubat Roost?
 Aww man, not Zubats again...
Connecting Cave
 Letâs just run through here.
+ Agreed.
We sprint through the cave. Zubats whip past us, screeching incoherently. I reach the other end and check on my bag because I think I can feel something moving inside. A Zubat is flapping around inside.
 I fight for justice!
The Zubat bites one of the PokĂ©balls in my bag and before I can react itâs in the ball and being teleported away.
+ Uh...
Route 8
 Ambrette Town is just at the end of this path, be careful of the cliff edge.
 Iâm not going anywhere near the edge, I hate heights!
+ You and me both.
 We have so much in common, Cally!
 It sure looks a long way down, and those rocks at the bottom sure look jagged.
+ Not helping, Joule!
We begin walking down the path, Shauna and I make extra sure to be as far from the cliff edge as possible.
 If people use this path so much they really should add a fence or something.
 What good is a fence going to do if youâre just going to shimmy along the wall like that?
A Spoink leaps out from behind a rock in front of Shauna.
 Wha!
 Found you!
 What does it want? Is is going to push me off the cliff?
 Youâre the human with the Pikachu!
 Whyâs it staring at me?
+ Oh, thatâd be me.
 Oh! Hi there. They call me Babe, Claire sends her regards.
 Oh?
 Iâm coming with you! Youâre going to need all the help you can get to find the Lifegiver.
+ Oh... okay.
 So you just talk to them and they decide to go with you?
+ Uh, sort of. Itâs a little more complicated than that. Sometimes they battle me... sometimes.
Ambrette Town
We eventually make it to town and after a stop at the Pokémon Center, Serena takes us to some research lab.
 They research fossils here, maybe they found something linked to Mega Evolution on one of their digs.
+ Seems like a bit of a stretch.
 Oh! Excuse me, Mister Doctor Scientist guy?
 Myeees?
 Have you ever dug up anything linked to Mega Evolution?
 Iâm afraid not, itâs possible my colleague in the Glittering Cave may have discovered something recently. Heâs been gone for quite some time.
 Oh, I see.
 If you can give him a gentle reminder to get back here before we finish for the day Iâll let you use this fossil reviving machine if you ever find a fossil for yourselves.
 Cool! Letâs go!
Route 9
The path here is much too treacherous than Route 8, a nearby guide loans us a Rhyhorn to ride on. It seems Shauna is much more afraid of heights than I am so she elected to stay in town. Having learned to ride on Rhyhorn since I was little I feel right at home.
 So your mom taught you to ride?
+ Yeah, it helps to be able to talk with them too.
 Iâll say! Itâs so much easier when we have two-way communication.
 Oh, I suppose so. Youâve always been able to talk with PokĂ©mon?
+ For as long as I can remember, yes.
 Oh! I think I stepped on something!
 Ow! My foot! Iâll make you pay, human!
 Uh-oh!
 Iâve got this one, mom! Bubble-bweeeem!
 Oh no!
Baker blasts the Hippopotas with a bright bubbly blue beam, knocking it off the cliff.
 Haha! I feel funny.
 Yeah!
 Baker no!
 Woah, everything else got smaller again.
 They grow up so fast...
Glittering Cave
 More humans? Youâre not red, you arenât with the humans in red?
 Naw, theyâre with me. Also this one has the gift.
+ Hi.
 Oh, then maybe you can help? Some bad humans came and theyâre harassing the PokĂ©mon in here.
 Bad humans? In red?
 Yes, you know them?
 They kidnapped the Lifegiver while he slumbered! We must know where they took him!
 Then how about we help eachother. Together weâll punish the humans in red, also could you introduce me to that handsome fellow you rode here with?
 Excellent, another one for the cause!
 My name is Beryl, by the way.
+ The more the merrier, I guess.
 What just happened?
+ Donât worry about it, but it looks like thereâs trouble further ahead.
We travel deeper into the cave and soon we reach a tunnel that looks to have been excavated recently, we round a corner to find an odd looking guy standing around.
 What do we have here?
 Itâs one of them!
+ Youâre wearing a lot of red. You look ridiculous.
 You dare insult the uniform of Team Flare? Brats like you should be taught a lesson.
+ Youâre not alone in here?
 I have cohorts nearby, what does that have to do wi-
I knee him in the gut, as he doubles over winded I grab him by his stupid hair and slam his face into a nearby minecart.
+ Good, I only need one of you awake.
 Iâm not sure why you did that but thereâs more coming now.
 Whatâs going on here?
 Looks like someone beat up Bob again.
 Those two brats beat him up?
 Ask questions later, get them!
+ Thatâs my line! Joule! Give that one a Thunder Wave!
 Thisâll be fun!
 Wait I didnât call out my PokĂ©mon yet!
While Joule tasers the flair woman I dash at the flair guy and sweep his leg with a kick, causing him to trip face first into the tunnel wall, knocking him out.
I approach the flair woman as she twitches on the ground.
 Gah, I didnât expect a pretty little brat to fight dirty.
 Cally, whyâre you hurting these people?
+ They torture Pokémon. And their organisation has kidnapped a Pokémon deity.
 Deity? Which one?
+ The Pokémon here call it the Lifegiver?
 Canât say Iâve heard of that one, we probably know it by a different name.
 What are you two talking about?
+ Donât play dumb, tell me where you took it!
 I have no idea what you want!
+ You want Joule to shock you again?
 Zappy zap zap! Hehe.
 Please! No! We were sent here to look for Mega Stones! I donât know anything about this, what did you call it, Lifegiver?
 So theyâre just foot soldiers.
+ Take your comrades and get out of my sight.
The flair woman grabs each of the flair guys by the foot and slowly drags them away.
 Hm? Hey, whatâs that?
Joule points to the wall where the second flair guy smacked his head. A tiny shiny yellow ball had been uncovered. With little effort I pry it from the wall.
 Itâs so sparkly, is this ball made of light?
+ Iâm not sure what it is. Itâs like itâs made of glass or something.
 I want it, let me have it!
+ Fine.
 We should check on the scientist, those Team Flare people mightâve done something to him.
It doesnât take us long to find the scientist at the end of the tunnel.
 What a haul, thereâs a whole mess oâ fossils here!
 Hello, are you perhaps from the research lab in Ambrette?
 Hello, why yes I am. Did they send you to find me again? I guess I got carried away. I just found a lot of fossils, itâll take a while to carry them all back. Thereâs much more than weâd possibly need, why donât you each pick one as a souvenir?
 Oh my, thank you. Letâs see, oh this one looks pretty.
I just grab one from the top of the pile.
+ Iâll take this one I guess.
Ambrette Town
On the trip back to town Serena seemed fairly quiet, I would have thought sheâd have more questions. Though she did ask about Mega Stones at the research lab. It would seem the gym leader in Cyllage City might know more.
I found some twine and a fitting so Joule can wear the light ball. Apparently the fossil I picked up was a rare jaw fossil, the scientist with the revival machine was all too happy to use it and it revived a rather surprised looking Tyrunt.
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A Special Day
Lumiose City
 Youâre sure about this?
 Iâm sure. I can fly now, it makes sense.
+ All by yourself, though?
 If weâre going to find the Lifegiver, we need to split up. I can cover more area from above. You continue on land.
+ If thatâs what you want.
 Thank you, Claire.
Claire takes off and flutters upwards.
 See you later!
 Bye Claire!
 Cally! Over here!
I notice Serena near a cafĂ© down the street, sheâs beckoning me over. It seems urgent so I run over to her.
+ Whatâs up?
 In the cafĂ©, look! Itâs Diantha!
 Who dat?
+ Who?
 Youâre kidding, right? Youâve not seen her latest movie?
+ Iâve been bedridden for the better part of this year, so no. So sheâs an actor? Whoâs she talking to?
 Lysandre, whatâre you saying?
 Wouldnât it be better for your career to remain as youthful as you are now?
 Thatâs a terrible idea! Iâd be so bored playing the same roles over and over. I donât want to be typecasted!
 That must be Lysandre, owner of Lysandre Labs.
 Hm? It looks like we have company.
 Oh! Iâm sorry, I didnât mean to eavesdrop.
 You two must be Sycamoreâs new assistants?
+ What makes you say that?
 You have PokĂ©mon with you and I saw you coming from Sycamoreâs lab earlier. So unless that Pikachu is a pet I assume youâre trainers?
 Well Iâm definitely nobodyâs pet, pal.
 Thatâs nice, Iâm a trainer too! When Iâm not filming of course. Maybe weâll battle some time. Anyway, Lysandre, Iâve got to go.
 It was an honour to meet you!
 Always nice to meet a fan!
Diantha leaves, almost as if she were in a hurry.
 So, young trainers, whatâs Sycamoreâs new project?
 Weâre looking into Mega Evolution.
 Oh really? How fascinating! Here, have a Holo Caster each. Itâs the latest model, consider it a contribution from Lysandre Labs.
Lysandre hands us each a cellphone looking thing.
 Thank you so much!
 Good luck on your endeavour. I have... important things to do. Goodbye.
 Somethingâs not quite right.
Route 5
 Weâre heading for Camphrier Town next. Weâll meet up with the others there. Itâs just a stop on our way to--
 Coming through, pardon me!
The skating girl zooms past with a pair of Lucario following. One of them stops in front of me and turns to face me.
 You... your aura. So familiar, but...
+ Huh?
 Whatâre you talking about?
 Oh Iâm so sorry, is Lucario bothering you? He must like something about your aura, they can sense things like that.
 Thatâs amazing, could it have something to do with Cally having the gift?
 You have the gift? Now thatâs amazing. Iâm Korrina, the gym leader for Shalour City. Cally, was it?
+ Uh yeah, and this is Serena.
 Hi, weâre trainers. I hope to challenge your gym soon.
 Iâll look forward to it. See you later! Come along, Lucario.
 Right.
We travel along the road for a while until Serena is challenged by another trainer. I take the opportunity to rest by some tall grass.
 You know that Fennekin isnât that bad in a fight.
+ I suppose.
 Mommy, why do Pokémon fight like that?
 Oh... thatâs complicated. Um...
 Well well, look what we have here.
A handful of Scraggy surround us.
 Looks like some trainer is hanginâ in our turf, Butch.
 Yeah! This is our place!
 Thatâs right, Al. And what do we do to trainers on our patch?
 We beat âem up?
 Thatâs right, Wyatt.
 Oh gee, Butch, sheâs got a bunch of PokĂ©mon with her.
 Then weâll beat them up too, Jane. Get âem!
 Mommy help!
 But that oneâs just a baby...
 Back off or Iâll-- Oh screw it imma zap you all anyway!
Joule starts zapping each Scraggy.
 Crap, she knows thundershock! Run for it!
 You wonât get away that easily! Cally!
I throw a Pokéball at the straggler. The ball clicks and is teleported away.
 She got Jane!
 Forget her, just run!
 Congrats on the catch.
+ How did your battle go?
 Oh just fine. Look, itâs Tierno!
 Hey, I saw that battle from afar. You didnât want to battle, Cally?
+ I was occupied.
 Oh, well how about we battle?
+ But...
 Come on, letâs go! Go Corphish!
+ Go Minnie!
 Letâs do this.
+ Vine Whip!
 Vice Grip!
Minnie whips at Corphish with her vines, Corphish scuttles up to Minnie and pinches her on the nose.
 Ow ow ow!
+ Vine Whip!
 Vice Grip!
Minnie slaps Corphish in the face with her vines while Corphish nips at her with itâs claws.
+ Vine Whip!
 Vice Grip!
 Iâve had enough of this!
Minne uses her vines to grab Corphish and slam it to the ground.
 Still got it!
 Still got what? Minnie, youâve changed.
+ I guess youâve been through a lot...
 You have no idea.
 Woah, youâve got skills!
 Yes she does, mind if I get next?
+ Fine.
 Go Kadabra!
+ Go Bandit!
 Letâs go!
+ Headbutt!
 Confusion!
Bandit charges at Kadabra but freezes in place halfway there. Kadabra waves its spoon as Bandit raises from the ground.
 Oh no...
Bandit is flung down the hill and slams head first into a tree, leaving a horrible mess.
 Bandit!
Camphrier Town
 Cally, youâve not said a word since that battle.
 Sorry about Bandit, by the way.
 And youâve been limping, too. Are your new shoes hurting you?
 You havenât been like this since--
+ My leg hurts.
 Oh, is it an old injury, your scar?
+ Something like that.
 Well Tierno and I are going to the PokéCenter, are you coming too?
+ Iâll just hang around for a bit.
 Suit yourself.
I wander about the town for a while and eventually come across a rather nice looking mansion thatâs open to the public so I decide to check it out.
 I hate these old places.
+ How so?
 No wires.
 Hi Cally! You had the same idea too?
+ Uh, what idea?
 They keep a lot of really old stuff in these chateaus, maybe the owner knows something.
 Hello, Iâm the proprietor of this establishment. What is is you think I know?
 Oh, hi. Uh, do you know anything about Mega Evolution?
 No Iâm afraid Iâve never heard of--
 We have a situation on Route 7!
 What is it, Mayor?
 The Snorlax is back and this time itâs sleeping on the bridge.
 Oh boy Iâve never seen a Snorlax before!
 Great, why do Snorlaxes always think they can sleep wherever they want.
 Come on Cally, letâs have a look!
Route 7
 See? Right on the bridge!
 Zzzzzz...
 Huh, I always thought theyâd be bigger.
+ So howâre we going to move it?
 Normally Iâd use the PokĂ©Flute but...
 But what?
 I gave it to the owner of Parfum Palace to pay off my debt  with him, along with everything else of value I own.
 Well letâs go get it! He should at least lend it back to you to help the town! Come on Cally, letâs go!
+ But--
Route 6
 Parfum Palace is at the end of this road. Itâs getting late, we should hurry!
 You know I couldâve shocked that Snorlax until it moved, right?
+ I know, Joule, I know.
As we hurry up the road something darts from the treeline to my right and bumps into me.
 Ow...
 You really need to watch where youâre going.
 Oh no, humans!
 Nightingale? Is that you?
 Lady Antheia! Iâm so glad I found you!
 Lady?
 I was so worried when you didnât come back.
 Whatâs going on?
 Whatâre you doing with these humans?
 I enlisted their aid. This is Cally, she has the gift.
 Then I insist I join you! Miss Cally please, I must join the search for the Lifegiver!
+ Um, okay?
 Did that wild Audino just decide to go with you?
+ More or less, yeah.
 Wow Iâm jealous, that gift of yours really comes in handy!
Parfum Palace
 It costs how much to get in?!
 One thousand Pokéfrancs. Each. All proceeds go to the maintenance of the building... probably.
 This is extortion, no wonder how the rich stay rich!
+ Iâll cover it. Here, take it.
 Very good, you may enter.
The huge gates in front of the palace open up and we head inside to see a man running around in a panic.
 My Furfrou! My darling Furfrou is missing! Oh where could she be?
 Oh no, Iâd be so upset if any of my PokĂ©mon went missing. Can we help look?
 We?
 Oh thank you, Iâve looked all over indoors. Could you check the garden?
+ Itâs getting dark...
 Come on. Letâs go, Cally!
The garden is mostly a giant hedge maze. We spend quite a while looking until I stumble upon the Furfrou.
 Whoâre you?
 Oh you found it! Your owner was so worried about you, Furfrou.
 Owner?
 Crap, he sent you to look for me?
+ Yeah... you ran away?
 That guy is so clingy and I was so bored! I just wanted some peace for a while.
 I guess itâs time to go back...
We get back to the mansion just after sunset, it really is a big hedge maze. Smokey got tired of taking the proper way back so she burned a path through the hedges, much to Furfrouâs delight.
 Oh my darling Furfrou! Thank you for returning her to me!
 No problem!
 This calls for celebration! Oh Jeeves!
 Myes, Monsieur?
 Have the groundsmen prepare the fireworks!
 Right away.
 Oh boy, fireworks?
 You can watch them from the balcony.
Shauna and I head upstairs to the main balcony overlooking the garden, I can still see some of the embers glowing in the dark where Smokey cheated the hedge maze.
 Iâve had a really fun day!
+ Yeah?
The fireworks start, streaming into the sky above the garden and exploding into showers of bright, colourful sparks.
 Pretty colours!
 They really are.
 Hey Mommy, look what I can do!
 Hm?
 Wheee!
 Baker!
 Hehe! Oh, my tail got smaller. Why does everything look a little smaller?
 What a perfect way to end such a special day. You know I really like spending time with you, Cally.
+ Oh?
Shauna holds my hand while we watch the fireworks continue.
+ Oh...
 Didnât we come here to get something?
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The Big Picture
Santalune City
 You beat me fair and square. Here, the skates just as we agreed!
The skater hands me a trendy looking shoebox.
+ Thanks but I just wanted to get into the gym, youâre right in front of- oh cool, Heelys!
I waste no time in swapping shoes.
 Sorry they look a little childish.
+ Are you kidding? Theyâre so comfy, a lot better than Serenaâs old school shoes!
 Oh, Iâm glad you like them. So youâre going to challenge the gym?
+ Yup.
 Youâre sure you want to do this?
Joule looks at my scarred leg.
 You remember what happened last time...
+ Itâs the best way to find my brother, he hasnât left any trace. But I know heâll be competing in a PokĂ©mon League. The database in a Hall of Fame is the best way to locate him.
I stand before the door to the gym for a moment.
 So are we going? Or...
The door bursts open.
 I won! I got my first gym badge!
 I wasnât worried at all!
+ Hi Serena.
 Hi Cally! I guess itâs your turn.
+ Yeah.
I step into the building. Inside it looks more like a gallery than a gym, until I reach the arena.
 Oh another challenger so soon? Hello, Iâm Viola, the gym leader here. So have you any badges yet?
+ No.
 Alright, just one moment.
A bright flash blinds me for a moment, everything looks foggy for a few seconds while my vision returns.
 Too bright!
+ Ow! What was that?
Viola takes the polaroid from her camera, wafts it a bit and then pins it to a board on the wall behind her.
 So sorry, I take photos of all my challengers!
 Maybe a little warning first?
 Ready to begin?
+ Letâs do this.
 Go Surskit!
+ Youâre up, Joule!
+ Thundershock!
 Bubble!
Joule jolts the Surskit before Surskit spits bubbles back at her, somehow hurting her on contact.
+ Thundershock!
 Quick Attack!
Surskit zips across the arena and bashes into Joule who responds by shocking Surskit into submission.
 Ugh, still out of shape...
 Go Vivillon!
+ Joule come back! Go Smokey!
 To battle!
+ Ember!
 Tackle!
Vivillon swoops at Smokey, smacking into her before receiving a face full of embers.
+ Ember!
 Infestation!
Vivillon summons tiny insects that swarm Smokey and nibble at her. Smokey spits more embers at Vivillon while the swarm of insects continue to bite at her.
+ Ember!
 Tackle!
As Vivillon swoops at Smokey again, Smokey spits embers in its path. The swarm ceaselessly attacks Smokey.
+ Ember!
Viola sprays a potion on Vivillon while Smokey sprays it with embers. Smokey struggles to hold her composure as the insects keep biting her.
 Mustnât scratch, mustnât scratch!
+ Ember!
 Infestation!
Vivillon summons more bugs that swarm over Smokey as she pounces on Vivillon, pins it to the floor and roars embers in its face until it passes out.
 Not as fun as I thought itâd be. Please put be back in the ball.
 Congratulations! Youâve earned the Bug Badge!
+ Thanks.
 One down...
As I head for the marked exit I glance over at the board with all the photos on it. So many trainers, Viola has written their names and the date of their challenge on them. Looking down the board I gaze across Serenaâs photo and next to that is...
+ !!
 Whatâs wrong?
 Is something wrong?
+ This photo, itâs my brother!
 But thatâs the photo I took of you!
Viola comes over to the board and looks at the photo.
+ Itâs him! He looks a little older but thatâs definitely him!
 I donât get it, this is impossible! Thatâs the photo I took but itâs not you in the picture...
The picture is of a boy wearing a blue jacket, jeans and a PokĂ©mon League baseball cap. A Fletchling is on his shoulder and a Fennekin stood beside him. The label has written the exact date and time I challenged Viola but the name reads âCaldar Caldarsonâ.
 This is weirding me out!
 You look just like him. Except youâre blonde and, well... a girl obviously.
+ Itâs not my natural hair colour.
 Yeah Iâve been meaning to ask you about that.
After much headscratching Viola decides to take another photo of me and gave the picture of my brother to me. The new photo turned out fine if not a little posed, I can sort of understand why Viola snaps a surprise shot. I head outside to meet up with the others.
 Cally! It went well?
+ I won.
 Congratulations!
 Awesome!
 Well done!
 Woo!
Route 4
 Next up weâre heading for Lumiose City.
 Hm?
 The Professorâs lab is there. I canât wait to see what he has in store for us!
 Heâs a really cool guy, he gave Serena and me our first PokĂ©mon.
 Cally get over here!
I rush over to Joule whoâs standing by a flower bed. A tiny PokĂ©mon lay quivering on the ground.
+ Whatâs wrong?
 Sheâs in a lot of pain! She tried to tell me something before she passed out.
 What is it?
 The PokĂ©dex says itâs a FlabĂ©bĂ©.
 It doesnât look so good.
+ We need to get her to a PokéCenter!
I reach to pick the frail and fragile looking thing.
 I donât think weâll get back in time...
 Oh no...
 No choice then, youâve got to catch her.
+ What?
 Youâve got to use a PokĂ©ball.
+ This doesnât feel right.
 I hate this idea too, but thereâs no other choice!
I take a Pokéball from my bag and gently tap the Flabébé, capturing it instantly. I kick my Heelys into action and skate downhill back to Santalune. I burst through the doors at the PokéCenter and hand the Flabébé to Nurse Joy.
A few hours later Nurse Joy returns with the PokĂ©ball, it pops open as soon as itâs back in my hands.
 I wasnât expecting a rescue from humans. Thank you. I am Antheia of the Hidden Village.
 No problem, this human is called Cally and she has the gift.
+ Hello Antheia, sorry about capturing you so suddenly...
 Iâve never before met a human who understands us. Iâm not upset about my capture, you saved my life!
+ What happened to you?
 I was attacked by evil humans.
 Rockets? Were they wearing black?
 Whatâs a Rocket? These humans were wearing red. They stole the forest deity!
 Which one?
 The Lifegiver, they took him while he slumbered! We sent out everyone we could to search, I went to look for help. I hoped to find Moltres or Articuno but the bad humans attacked me with their Pokémon and left me poisoned.
 Not the Lifegiver! This is bad news.
 This is bad, very, very bad!
+ Iâm so sorry.
 Iâm honour bound to remain with you but I implore you; please help us. This will hurt us all, humans too, if we donât do something!
 This is heavy...
+ Iâll do my best, Antheia. Iâm not sure what I can do but Iâll think of something.
Heading back to Route 4 I try to catch up with the others, but Iâm slowed down by a few challenges from other trainers. I waste as little time as possible in defeating them.
 I think Iâm about ready to-
 Ah, there we go!
 I can fly! Wheee!
 Lookinâ good, Claire!
 Cally! I saw a bright light and wondered what it was.
+ Claire just evolved.
 Aw I missed it. Iâve never seen a PokĂ©mon evolve before. Anyway weâre all waiting for you at the gatehouse. How was that FlabĂ©bĂ© by the way?
+ Sheâs fine and she decided to stay with me.
Shauna and I meet up with the others just outside the city limits. A couple people are standing with them.
 Ah, are these your friends?
 Yes itâs them, Shauna and Cally.
 Hello, this is Sina and Iâm Dexio.
 Weâre Professor Sycamoreâs assistants.
 The professor is waiting to meet trainers in his lab, turn left out of the gate and head down the road, itâs opposite the PokĂ©mon Center.
Lumiose City
 Iâm heading straight to the lab! Are you coming too?
+ I think Iâm going to make a stop somewhere else first.
 Iâm going to check out the PokĂ©mon studio!
 Tierno and I need to check on something real quick.
 Right, we need to check... that thing.
 Those two creep me out just a little bit.
I look down the highstreet for a clothing boutique and enter the first one I see.
 Oh non non non! We canât let your sort into this kind of establishment.
I reach into my bag and pull out a wad of cash.
+ Really? What a shame...
 Ah, pardonne-moi. Right this way sâil vous plaĂźt.
 What just happened?
+ They only serve the absurdly rich here.
 But arenât you poor?
+ Got a huge cash settlement from the Kanto Pokémon League for what Green did.
 Neat.
I head over to the menâs section and grab a pair of shorts, a white shirt, a blue jacket, a bag, and a blue baseball cap.
+ Iâll take these.
 Mademoiselle, are these a gift?
+ No theyâre for me.
I hand over the cash.
 Okay...
I swap to my new clothes in the changing room before I head back out to my next stop. A hair salon.
 Hello, how can I help?
I glance over at the wall with all the photos of models on them and point to one of them.
+ Iâd like that style please and can you dye my hair? I want to be a brunette again.
 You donât like blonde? Such a shame, it really brings out the green in your eyes. Oh, and you realise that style is more suited for boys, right?
+ I donât care, I like my hair short and I want my natural colour back.
 Okay...
I let the hairdresser do her work but I can only think of one word answers when she tries to chat with me. Eventually she finishes and I feel a lot more comfortable.
+ Thanks.
 You look more like your old self again!
I leave and head for Sycamoreâs lab.
 Cally? Is that you?
+ Yeah, thanks for the loaner clothes but I got my own now.
 But you look like a boy.
 Let her dress how she wants, I kinda like it anyway.
 But shorts? Didnât you want something to cover your scar?
+ I like shorts, theyâre comfy and easy to wear.
 Welcome trainers! I am Augustine Sycamore. I see you two got the Pokémon I sent, are they well?
 Froakie and I are getting on great!
 Fennekin and I won our first gym badge!
 Excellent, now on to my request. Iâd like you to find out all you can about Mega Evolution.
 Mega whatnow?
+ Whatâs that?
 Itâs something only a very few trainers are able to do, supposedly it has to do with a trainerâs bond with their PokĂ©mon. Itâs a form of evolution that transcends regular PokĂ©mon evolution.
 So cool!
 Sounds interesting!
 I donât like it.
 Oh, thereâs three of you? I was expecting two.
 This is Cally, sheâs new to Kalos. Sheâs the daughter of the famous Rhyhorn racer, Grace.
+ Hey...
 Oh I see, I didnât realise. Well since your cohorts got PokĂ©mon from me itâs only fair you get one too, even though you already have PokĂ©mon.
+ Oh.
 I gave Serena the fire type Fennekin and Shauna the water type Froakie, Iâll give you a grass type.
 A Chespin?
 What? No. Itâs a Bulbasaur, Sina and Dexio rescued it on the shore of Cyllage City.
Sycamore opens a pokéball, revealing the Bulbasaur inside.
 Minnie?!
 Joule? Cally?
+ Minnie! Youâre alive!
 You know this Bulbasaur?
+ Sheâs my friend. Minnie Iâm so sorry, we looked for you but we thought youâd...
I hug Minnie tightly, tears streaking down my face.
+ Iâm sorry!
 Iâm so glad to find you again!
 What happened to you?
 I ended up in this place with lots of mysterious dungeons, I befriended another Pokémon who claimed was human once, together we rescued lots of Pokémon in need, we battled legends. We even met the sky dragon Rayquaza and helped him destroy a meteor!
 I donât really remember much after that, I remember almost drowning, then lying on a beach dying of thirst. Then some humans came and brought me here.
 Whatâs it saying?
+ Sheâs been through a lot.
Somewhere different yet exactly the same...
 That guy battled like a veteran! Now to put his picture on the wall...
 Huh? This isnât the picture I took. Whoâs that girl? I havenât seen her before. This is my handwriting, too. Whoâs Cally?
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Grand Tour
Vaniville Town
+ Thanks again for the loaner clothes, Serena.
 No problem, Cally. Looks like weâre almost ready to set off!
The lights in Serenaâs room flicker for a moment.
 Not again, weâve been getting surges for months and still nobodyâs been to fix it.
 Yours too? I think the whole streetâs been having issues.
+ Hmm. Do these houses have external junction boxes by any chance?
 Are you an electrician or something?
+ Or something. Could you show me?
 Oh, sure.
Serena leads me out to the side of her home. A small metal box is attached to the side of the wall, thick cables lead from the box and into the ground. The front panel is wide open and obscuring something on the other side that appears to be rummaging in the box. A few sparks fly every now and then.
 Whatâs that?
+ Joule!
 Uh-oh!
Joule peers over the top of the panel, wires are in her mouth, a couple of sparks arc from the chewed wires to her cheeks.
 A Pikachu?
 Oh, hey Cally. Whoâre your friends?
+ Serena, Shauna, this is Joule.
 You already own a Pokémon?
 Hey, nobody owns me! Cally and I have an understanding.
 It looks mad, did we upset it?
+ Joule doesnât like the concept of PokĂ©mon ownership. She and I are friends.
 You can understand her?
+ Uh, yeah.
 You have the gift! Thatâs so cool! So you can talk to any PokĂ©mon?
+ All the ones Iâve met so far, yeah.
Shauna pulls a PokĂ©ball from her bag and lets out whatâs inside.
 Ready to battle, master!
 Master? What the hell...
 Whatâs my Froakie saying?
+ He said heâs ready for battle.
 Hey, whyâre you calling that human âmasterâ?
 Iâm a starter PokĂ©mon! Iâve been bred to help new trainers on their journey!
 Oh donât worry, Froakie. We arenât battling right now.
 Oh thank Arceus.
 I thought you were ready for battle?
 Oh, uh I havenât actually battled another PokĂ©mon yet heheh.
 Hmph, I was jolting Pidgey when I was still a Pichu!
 They certainly are talkative, arenât they?
+ So, where are we heading?
 Weâre going somewhere?
 Weâre going to Aquacorde Town to meet the boys first.
+ Boys?
 More friends of ours.
Route 1
+ So are there many places to see in Kalos?
 Oh tonnes!
 Our destination is the capital, Lumiose City. But weâll make a few stops along the way.
 Weâre off to see the Professor!
+ Professor?
 Professor Sycamore is starting a new study and he wants the assistance of journeying trainers.
+ What sort of study?
 Iâm not sure, I guess weâll find out when we get there.
 As long as he doesnât plan to use me as a battery like Oak did then weâll be fine.
Aquacorde Town
We approach a nice looking café, two boys are sitting at one of the tables outside.
 Hi guys! Weâre ready to go!
 Oh boy I canât wait! Uh, thereâs three of you.
 It would appear Serena and Shauna have brought another friend.
 This is Cally. Cally, this is Tierno.
 Hi there!
 And Trevor.
 Hello.
 Callyâs new to Kalos so weâre showing her around.
 Thatâs nice. Welcome to Kalos, Cally!
 Now that weâre all here, letâs set off proper!
Route 2
 Oh, I got us a stock of PokĂ©balls in case we encounter something weâd want to catch. Here take some.
+ Oh, thanks.
 Do you know how to capture Pokémon?
+ Of course I do.
 Capturing PokĂ©mon is essential if youâre trying to fill up the PokĂ©dex like me.
 Oh sure, just imprison Pokémon just to fill up an arbitrary list!
 Oh hey there, Pikachu!
 Hm?
 Mind if I hang around with you and your trainer? I need somewhere to lay low for a while.
 Oh sure. Hey Cally, this Zigzagoon wants to tag along.
+ Oh?
 You can understand me? I guess that makes it easier. If any other PokĂ©mon come looking for me, youâre my trainer, okay? In return Iâll be your guide!
 It would be handy to have a local guide. No offence to your human tour guides but a PokĂ©monâs perspective is just better in my opinion.
+ Oh, okay I guess...
 Great! The nameâs Bandit!
+ Nice to meet you, Bandit. Iâm Cally and this is Joule.
 âSup.
 Did you just talk that Zigzagoon into joining you? Thatâs so cool!
 I wish my trainer tried diplomacy, I had to sit there and get pecked at by a Pidgey until she figured out the best way to throw a Pokéball.
 Aww, poor little Froakie. Just as useless as his trainer! Did you even try attacking?
 Come over here and say that. Iâll kick your butt, Fennekin!
+ Is that your Fennekin, Serena?
 Oh, yes. Thanks for your help catching that Fletching, Fennekin return!
 No wait! Iâm not done taunting the frog!
Fennekin returns to her Pokéball.
 Shame, I liked her.
Santalune Forest
 Oh boy a whole forest to explore! You coming Trevor?
 Just a sec, Iâm checking my PokĂ©dex.
 If your Pokémon get hurt I stocked up on potions!
 This oneâs the real MVP.
 How come? I find potions strewn about allover the place.
 Bandit? Back so soon?
 Claire! I found a trainer, sheâs one of them special humans who can understand what we say.
 Really? Hey there Miss Trainer, Iâm Claire. Can I come with you, too?
+ Hello Claire, Iâm Cally. Why would you want to come with me?
 No reason in particular!
 No really, whatâs your angle?
 Iâve lived in these woods all my life and I want to see the world! Bandit promised heâd take me away some day.
+ Fine you can come too.
 Aw man! I wanted to catch that bug! Letâs battle! Go Caterpie!
 Imma getcha!
+ Go Joule!
 Pathetic worm, you stand before the great Joule!
 Tackle!
Caterpie launches itself head first at Joule, hitting her in the stomach.
 Ow! That hurt!
+ Give it a Thunderbolt!
Joule charges up and jolts the Caterpie.
 That stings!
 What? That was barely a Thundershock!
 String Shot!
+ Shock it again, Joule!
Joule gives Caterpie another zap, causing it to keel over and leave it twitching on the floor.
 Youâre pretty strong for a girl!
 I donât get it, Iâm stronger than this...
+ You spent those six months chewing wires and getting fat, didnât you?
 Maybe...
 Cally! We found the way out!
Route 3
 I can see Santalune from here!
 It is a nice view, this pond looks pretty.
Thereâs a rustling noise coming from some nearby bushes.
 Hm?
A tiny blue Pokémon ambles out and approaches Joule.
 Are you my mommy?
 Oh, er... oh boy...
We follow the road for a while, it takes us downhill until we reach the edge of Santalune City.
 Weâre almost at the city!
+ Joule, whatâs keeping you?
 Weâve got an issue here. This little guy wonât stop following us.
 Mommy!
+ Huh?
 Mommy, thereâs big scary humins!
 Donât worry, this oneâs a friend. Her name is Cally.
+ Hi there little guy.
 Aww, look at him, such a cute little bun!
 Bun?
+ We canât just abandon him so close to a city, I guess weâll have to let him come with us. Heâll need a name... How about Baker?
 But I wanted to call him Bun-Bun...
Santalune City
 Our first stop. Iâm going to prepare a bit before I challenge the gym.
+ Gym?!
 A PokĂ©mon Gym. Thereâs eight of them in Kalos, beat them all and you can challenge the PokĂ©mon League!
+ Thereâs a PokĂ©mon League here? Why didnât you say so sooner?
 I thought you already knew.
+ I need to find a place to train!
 Thereâs a good spot on Route 22 not far from here.
+ Thanks, Iâll be right back. Joule, good news!
 What now?
+ Thereâs a PokĂ©mon League here, we donât have to travel back to Kanto!
 Not now! Itâs too soon!
+ Weâll need more badges first, my other ones got melted.
 Fine... I guess the vacation is over...
Route 22
Looking over the road ahead I notice a nearby racetrack, it looks like itâs for Rhyhorn racing. Plenty of trainers are nearby, they look like theyâre waiting for something to happen on the track.
I take my time and challenge them all one by one.
 Is it me or are these trainers getting weaker?
 Oh!
 Uh, Bandit? Do I look fat? I feel fat.
 Oh, uh. No... you look just fine, Claire.
 Trespassers! You must be punished!
The Litleo bounds towards us, spitting embers.
+ Bandit, Headbutt!
Bandit smashes his head on the Litleo, knocking it over. I reach for a Pokéball and throw it at the Litleo, confining it inside. The ball wobbles for a bit before the seal clicks.
Meanwhile in Santalune City...
 Quite an interesting turn of events.
 Indeed, the target didnât even show up.
 I wonder who this Cally girl is? She just came from nowhere!
 None of my instruments showed anything abnormal about her. Iâm going to call HQ.
Trevor produces a silver ball from his bag and holds it in front of him in the palm of his hand. Moments later a small hologram of a person veiled in shadow appears above the ball.
 Sir, Agent 8 reporting in. Agent 3 is also present.
 Sir!
The shadow appears to speak, but no sound can be heard.
 Thereâs no sign of rogue Agents 12 and 13, the primary target has not appeared either.
The shadow silently speaks again.
 Sir, the events in Hoenn continue to play out as normal, despite Agent 12âČs interference. It seems the primary target inadvertently put things back on track.
 No further incursions have been detected but weâre still experiencing bleed-through in some places.
The shadow speaks once more.
 Yes sir, weâll keep you posted.
 Hi guys! Whatâre you talking about?
 Oh nothing in particular!
 Just stuff.
 Cally and Serena are about to challenge the gym!
 Cool, letâs check it out!
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Six Months Later
 Wake up!
+ Wah!
 Had that nightmare again?
+ What do you want, Fletch...
 Your mom made breakfast!
+ But she never makes- Â do you smell that, Fletch?
 Itâs breakfast!
+ No, it smells like chemicals.
 Oh... your hair...
+ What?!
I jump out of bed and bound over to the mirror.
+ Why the hell am I blonde now?! She dyed my hair!
 I thought you knew, your mom has been brushing your hair in your sleep for months.
+ I had no idea! Sheâs gone too far this time!
I storm downstairs and find mom sat at the dining table set for two, breakfast consists of toast and a glass of orange juice.
 Caldette, youâre finally out of bed!
 The plan worked!
 And a âTweet tweetâ to you too, Fletchling!
+ Mom, my hair!
 Isnât it great? Itâs already lifted your mood! Youâve not left the house this whole time.
+ My leg still hurts and you think changing my hair colour would cure it?
 Itâs been months since they let you out of hospital and the doctor said thereâs no reason your leg should still be hurting. You just need to go outside and get some sunshine!
+ And where would I go? All my friends are back home! Whyâd you have to move us to Kalos anyway?
 For my career of course, I got a big sponsorship deal for the next race season. I didnât hear any objections while you were gallivanting around Kanto.
+ I was looking for Caldar!
 Oh you know your little brother, heâll show up sooner or later.
+ Heâs been missing for over a year!
Thereâs a knock at the front door.
 Oh, thatâll be them!
+ Who?
 It turns out a couple of neighbours have daughters about your age. I asked them to visit and cheer you up. Why donât you answer the door.
I march up to the door and open it, revealing two girls standing on the other side.
 Good morning! Iâm Serena and this is Shauna!
 Hi!
 Iâm guessing youâre Caldette?
+ Cally.
 Oh, uh Ms Grace?
 Hm?
 Something smashed up your garden wall.
I peer beyond Shauna to see the wall at the end of the garden is gone and rubble scattered out onto the street. I notice familiar footprints leading from the garden, through the rubble, across the street, beyond the house across the street and out to the grasslands to the south.
+ Mom, Rhyhorn has gone on another stampede.
 Oh dear, I hope she doesnât cause too much trouble. Sheâll come back sooner or later.
 So Cally, are you ready for a trip?
+ Huh?
 Didnât your mom tell you? Weâre gonna give you a tour! With PokĂ©mon!
 Professor Sycamore gave us Pokémon!
+ Great. Itâs Momâs first day off since... ever, and I already canât wait to get away.
 Youâre not going like that are you?
+ What do you mean?
 Youâre still in your pyjamas, silly!
+ Oh... my clothes...
 Why donât you put on that pretty summer dress, Caldette?
+ I havenât worn that since I was nine! None of the clothes you brought for me fit anymore!
 Donât worry, you can borrow some of my clothes! You look about my size and I only live next door.
+ Okay...
I follow Serena to her house and she lays out an outfit for me. A pink pleated skirt, a charcoal coloured schoolgirl blouse and what looks like a pair of school shoes. Iâm not wearing the hat...
+ Thanks, Serena. Itâs a perfect fit, though itâs not something Iâd typically wear...
 Youâre welcome! Youâre not wearing the stockings?
+ This climate is a bit warmer than Iâm used to, I think Iâll stick with my ankle socks.
 Youâre sure?
 Oh my, thatâs a wicked scar on your right leg!
 Shauna!
+ Itâs fine... Before you ask, I was burned by a Ninetales.
 Sorry, I didnât want to draw attention to it. Iâd have loaned you something to better hide it but all I have are skirts!
 Does it hurt?
+ Yes. Yes it does.
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But In The End...
Indigo Plateau
+ Green!
 So you actually made it, Caldette.
+ I told you not to call me that!
 So you think you can ruin my big day? Well think again, Iâm going to ruin your day!
+ What? Iâm not here for that!
 Youâve come all this way and youâre not interested in becoming the champion?
+ No!
 Well what are you here for?
+ The records in the Hall of Fame, I need to look someone up.
 Really? Youâre still looking for that boy in the photo? Who is he, why is he so important?
+ Heâs my little brother, Caldar.
 Your brother?
 Hahaha! This is perfect!
+ So youâll let me past?
 No.
+ But why?
 I want you to suffer! Iâll bar you from entry to the Hall of Fame, Iâll look up your brother and then Iâll never tell you what I learn!
+ You...
 Come at me, Caldette!
 Go Sandslash!
+ Go Eve!
+ You know the drill, Eve. Surf!
 Fury Swipes!
Sandslash is washed away from Eveâs tidal wave.
 Go Alakazam!
+ Eve return! Go Selene!
+ Body Slam!
 Psychic!
Selene leaps over Alakazam but before she comes back down she just stops in mid air. Alakazam gestures with one of its spoons and Selene is sent flying into the roof, Alakazam waves its spoon and Selene is dragged across the roof. Raking through the supports under the roof Selene slams into the far wall and smashed to the floor. The damaged roof collapses into the arena revealing the night sky above.
+ Selene!!
Selene is lying amongst the rubble, staring at the sky.
 The moon looks so beautiful tonight...
Selene draws her last breath.
 Selene...
+ Summer! Go!
+ Slash!
 Psychic!
 For Selene!
Summer takes flight and jets towards Alakazam baring her claws and swipes them across Alakazamâs chest. Alakazam waves its spoon, propelling Summer into the arena wall.
 Guh!
+ Slash!
 Psychic!
Summer leaps off the wall and takes flight again, she suddenly stops in mid air. Alakazam motions with its spoon and Summer smashes into the ground before being lifted up and smashed into the ground again. And again, and again, and again until the flame on her tail snuffs out.
+ Summer no!!
 Hahaha!
+ Terra!
 Weâve got this!
+ Slash!
 Kenisis!
Terra zips past Alakazam, somehow causing cuts to appear on it. Alakazam points its spoon at Terra and it bends.
+ Slash!
 Psychic!
Terra zips past Alakazam again, Alakazam collapses to the floor.
 Go Exeggutor!
+ Sand Attack!
 Leech Seed!
Terra flings sand in Exeggutorâs faces. Exeggutor spits a small seed at Terra which sprouts on contact and wraps tendrils around her.
+ Sand Attack!
 Leech Seed!
Terra flings more sand at Exeggutor, another seed hits her but nothing happens until the first seed begins draining energy from her.
+ Slash!
 Leech Seed!
Terra darts past Exeggutor, wounding its flank. Exeggutor flings another seed but it doesnât seem to affect how the first is draining energy from Terra.
+ Slash!
 Leech Seed!
Terra makes another pass, wounding Exeggutor further. The sprouted seed continues to drain energy from Terra, the extra seed spat from Exeggutor bounces off her harmlessly.
+ Slash!
 Leech Seed!
Terra zips past Exeggutor again but goes a little too wide and misses it. The leech seed keeps doing its job.
 I think Leech Seed is all heâs got!
+ Terra return! Go Eve!
 Leech Seed!
As Eve entered the arena Exeggutor spat a seed at her but it completely missed.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Eve fired a beam of ever changing colours that struck one of Exeggutorâs faces. Another seed spat by Exeggutor lands on Eve and sprouts.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Exeggutor got another multicoloured beam to the face before spitting another seed.
+ Aurora Beam!
Green sprayed a full restore onto Exeggutor before Eve gave it the aurora face treatment.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Eve aimed for a different face on Exeggutor while it continued to spit seeds.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Eve fired at the next face along, figuring if she hit them all then something special might happen. Exeggutor seemed to only know how to spit seeds.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Eve repositions herself to get a better aim at the remaining heads on Exeggutor and fired her boreal ray at the next available one. Unwilling to change strategy, Exeggutor spat another useless seed.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Eve started to get good at aiming for the head, hitting the next one between the eyes. Exeggutor predictably spat out yet another seed.
+ Aurora Beam!
 Leech Seed!
Before Exeggutor could spit one last seed, Eve fired her beam right in the last headâs mouth. With no conscious heads remaining, Exeggutor slumps to the floor.
 Go Cloyster!
+ Eve return! Go Joule!
 Time to make some clam chowder!
+ Thunder!
 Spike Cannon!
Joule formed a giant lightning bolt and threw it at Cloyster with both hands. Cloyster tipped over to avoid the bolt and fired a volley of sharp spikes at Joule, most of them hit her in various places.
 Ow! It learned a new trick!
+ Thunder!
 Spike Cannon!
Joule throws another huge bolt, striking Cloyster in the face this time and cooking it from the inside.
 Tougher than I thought...
 Go Ninetales!
+ Joule get back! Go Terra!
+ Earthquake!
 Confuse Ray!
The ground shook violently and broke apart, shattering into millions of pieces and scattering rubble everywhere. When the dust settled Ninetales fired a psychedelic beam at Terra.
+ Earthquake!
 Fire Spin!
Terra zipped across the arena and slammed into the wall. Ninetales breathed a stream of fire at Terra which formed into a blazing cyclone around her, scorching her until nothing was left.
 Terra!
+ No no no no!
I dropped to my knees, unable to move or say anything else. Everything looked like it was underwater.
 Ahaha! Go ahead, send in your next Pokémon!
 Donât give up now!
I said nothing, only watched my tears collect on the floor as I sobbed.
 Fine! Eve! Itâs only a fire type, you can do this!
 Letâs finish this quickly!
 A Surf should do it!
 Confuse Ray!
Ninetales hits Eve with another eerie ray. Eve charges head on in Ninetalesâ general direction but trips up on the rubble.
 Come on, snap out of it! Both of you!
 Quick Attack!
Ninetales slammed into Eve at speed, knocking her to the side. Eve responded in kind, only to hit the arena wall.
 I can still do it!
 Quick Attack!
Before Eve could stand up again, Ninetales smacked into her again and knocked her up against the wall. Eve slumped to the ground and stopped moving.
 Cally!
I could barely hear anything around me.
 Fine, itâs up to me...
Joule hopped into the arena.
 Feeling tired already, one big Thunderbolt should do it...
 Fire Spin!
+ !
Everything slowed down, I could see the dust particles in the air, the sparks arcing from Jouleâs cheeks, and the flames streaming from Ninetalesâ mouth. I jumped to my feet and started sprinting onto the arena floor.
The sparks from Jouleâs cheeks were arcing across her body and to her arm, morphing into a single lightning bolt. Ninetalesâ flames came closer and closer. I leaped for Joule, the look of determination on her face quickly changed to that of surprise, the lightning bolt in her hand dissipated.
I grabbed ahold of Joule as the flames surrounded us.
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Indigo Plateau
 Welcome challenger. I am the final of the Elite Four, my name is Lance. Defeat me and my fearsome dragon Pokémon and your challenge is complete.
 No turning back now.
 Are you ready?
+ Yes.
 Then let the final battle begin!
 Go Gyarados!
+ Go Joule!
 Letâs do this!
+ Thunder!
 Dragon Rage!
Joule throws a giant lightning bolt with both hands at Gyarados who weaves out of the way before breathing dragonfire in Jouleâs face.
 It burns!
+ Thunder!
 Hyper Beam!
While Gyarados gathers energy Joule leaps above it with lightning bolts in both hands and drives them into its head.
 Take that, you overgrown Magikarp!
 Go Dragonair!
+ Joule come back! Go Selene!
 Tag in!
+ Ice Beam!
 Hyper Beam!
Dragonair fires itâs bright white beam at the same time Selene fires her bright blue beam, they collide and cause a large explosion, catching both PokĂ©mon off guard and scatters ice and mist everywhere. The mist soon dissipates revealing Dragonair frozen solid.
+ Ice Beam!
Selene entombs Dragonair in a block of ice by carefully painting it with her ice beam.
 Go Dragonair!
+ Ice Beam!
 Wrap!
Before Selene can move Dragonair wraps its tail around her and squeezes the breath from her.
+ Ice Beam!
 Bubblebeam!
Dragonair blasts Selene in the face with a beam of many bubbles, Selene freezes Dragonairâs tail to the floor with her ice beam.
+ Ice Beam!
 Bubblebeam!
Dragonair fires another bubbly beam while Selene fires her frosty ray and freezes Dragonair solid. The projectiles pass in mid air, freezing the bubbles before they shatter on Seleneâs body.
 Go Aerodactyl!
+ Selene return! Go Eve!
 Tag out!
 My turn!
+ Surf!
 Wing Attack!
Aerodactyl assaults Eve with itâs wings before being washed against the back wall by her tidal wave.
+ Surf!
Lance sprays a hyper potion onto Aerodactyl before another wave crashes down onto it, drowning Aerodactyl and drenching Lanceâs expensive looking cape.
 Go Dragonite!
+ Acid Armour!
 Thunder!
Eveâs coat starts to look more slick than usual. Dragonite summons a massive thunder bolt to strike down at Eve who narrowly dodges it.
 Close one!
+ Aurora Beam!
 Thunder!
Dragonite conjures another bolt of lightning above Eve but it hits the ground next to her as she leaps out of the way. Eve shoots a colourful ray that strikes Dragonite on the belly.
 Get her out of there, Cally! Itâs too dangerous!
+ Aurora Beam!
 Thunder!
A massive lightning bolt strikes Eve directly, scattering steam around her.
 Eve no!
 Aurora Beeeeeam!
The steam parts as Eveâs Aurora Beam traverses the arena and strikes Dragonite in the eye.
 She did it!
 Congratulations trainer! You have completed the challenge!
+ Finally!
 Itâs over...
 Though the title of champion would be yours, but someone else completed the challenge just before you battled me. But heâs yet to enter the Hall of Fame for some reason.
+ What?!
 But...
 According to the rules, in this unlikely situation the two of you must battle to determine a winner. There can be only one.
+ But Iâm so close!
 Your opponentâs name is... Green!
+ Green...
 Oh snap!
+ GREEEEEN!!!
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I Tried So Hard
Indigo Plateau
 So youâve defeated two of my cohorts. But you progress no further, young trainer!
+ Oh yeah?
 Yeah!
+ Oh yeah?
 Yeah!
+ Oh yeah?
 Will you two stop it and battle already!
 Go Gengar!
+ Go Cookie!
+ Amnesia!
 Substitute!
Gengar generates a crude copy of itself and hides behind it while Cookie forgets things.
+ Psychic!
 Confuse Ray!
Gengar fires a multicoloured ray in Cookieâs face. Cookie rips up a floor tile and tries to eat it, breaking some teeth.
 Ow, that be one tough cookie!
+ Psychic!
 Mega Drain!
Gengar drains some energy from Cookie while she glares at the substitute, shattering it.
+ Psychic!
 Lick!
Gengar tries to lick Cookie but she completely ignores it while she reaches for another floor tile and chomps on it, breaking more teeth.
 These cookies bad!
+ Psychic!
 Substitute!
Gengar swiftly generates another substitute in time for Cookie to shatter it with her death stare.
+ Psychic!
 Lick!
Gengar tries to lick Cookieâs face but nothing happens until Cookie looks at it, then Gengar is sent flying through the roof and doesnât come back.
 Go Golbat!
+ Psychic!
 Supersonic!
Golbat makes a lot of annoying noise almost beyond my hearing range. Cookie looks at Golbat, which slams to the floor.
+ Body Slam!
Agatha sprays a super potion on Golbat while Cookie takes a bite out of the arena wall.
 This bad cookie too!
 Stop eating the masonry you stupid Snorlax!
+ Psychic!
 Wing Attack!
Golbat slaps Cookie in the face with its wings before being squashed to the floor at the moment Cookie looks at it.
 Go Haunter!
+ Psychic!
 Confuse Ray!
Haunter shoots a psychedelic ray in Cookieâs face before recoiling in pain as if hit by an invisible fist.
+ Psychic!
 Lick!
Haunter licks Cookie ineffectively before folding in on itself and vanishing from existence the instant it meets Cookieâs gaze.Â
 Go Arbok!
+ Psychic!
 Acid!
Arbok sprays corrosive goo at Cookie and somehow contorts and ties itself into a knot and is somehow flung over the arena wall.
 Go Gengar!
+ Psychic!
 Confuse Ray!
Gengar fires a beam of many colours at Cookie and is knocked backwards at the mere sight of Cookieâs eyes.
+ Psychic!
 Psychic!
Gengar and Cookie stare at eachother intensely. For a while nothing happens but then I notice the air between them start to ripple and shimmer. The shimmering intensifies until it suddenly snaps to normality and Cookie is sent flying over me and smashes through the wall above the doorway behind me.
 ?!
 Cookie!
+ Cookie nooo!
+ Go Terra!
 For our fallen comrade!
+ Dig!
 Dream Eater!
Terra burrows under the floor, avoiding whatever it is Gengar is trying to do.
 Hypnosis!
Gengar stares at the floor waiting for Terra to appear. Terra pops up underneath Gengar and sends it hurtling through the roof.
 Youâre tougher than you look, kid. Go on and face the final challenge.
+ Cookie...
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You Wonât Like Her When Sheâs Hungry
Indigo Plateau
 ...
 Uh...
+ Hello.
 ...
+ So...
 Battle!
 Onix!
+ Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Slam!
Eve summons a tidal wave, it sweeps across the arena and washes Onix up against the wall.
 Hitmonchan!
+ Eve return! Go Cookie!
 Cookie!
+ Amnesia!
 Fire Punch!
While Cookie forgets things, Hitmonchan sets its fist on fire and punches Cookie in the stomach.
+ Psychic!
 Fire Punch!
Hitmonchan gives Cookie another flaming punch to the stomach. Cookie glares at Hitmonchan and it suddenly collapses to the floor at unnatural speed.
 Hitmonlee!
+ Psychic!
Bruno feeds an X Defend to Hitmonlee before itâs suddenly driven to the ground face first.
 Onix!
+ Psychic!
 Screech!
Onix tries to make a loud noise but was silenced before getting flung to the side wall and then dragged by an invisible force into the opposite side wall.
 Machamp!
+ Psychic!
 Karate Chop!
Machamp chops at Cookieâs neck with one of its many hands and then meets Cookieâs gaze and recoils in pain.
+ Psychic!
 Strength!
Machamp grabs Cookie and flips her over. Cookie lands on her stomach, her head instantly snaps into position to lock eyes with Machamp. Machamp rockets backwards and smashes into the back wall.
 Hungry, want cookie!
 Hmph!
Bruno gestures to the door behind him and turns away.
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A Frosty Reception
Indigo Plateau
After spending nearly a whole day in Victory Road running in circles and trying to find the way out we eventually reach the Plateau.
+ That was unnecessarily complicated for a cave.
 All you had to do was have Cookie shove that boulder out of the way.
+ Well I wasnât thinking straight, we were just assaulted by that fire bird PokĂ©mon.
 The mega ultra chicken? It wasnât any problem for me, apparently it hates lightning.
We approach the entrance to the arena. I thought itâd be much grander, itâs just an ordinary looking wooden door with a guard in front.
 Welcome challenger. Please state your name for the record.
+ Cally.
 Please state your full name, miss.
+ ... Do I have to?
 Itâs a requirement for entry.
+ ... Caldette Caldarson
 You are cleared to begin the challenge. Before you go you need to be aware that you cannot leave until your Pokémon are no longer able to battle, you forfeit, or you defeat the Elite Four. You will face each of the Elite Four one after the other, you will be permitted a short rest after each battle however you may not use the Pokémon Center facilities until the challenge is over.
+ Okay.
 Good luck, Ms Caldarson!
The guard opens the door for me and I step out to the arena. My first opponent is already standing by the opposite side of the arena.
+ Weâre almost there. Guys, before we go I just wanted to thank you all for helping me.
 I never properly thanked you for saving me from those Zubats, helping you achieve your goal feels like the right thing to do. Not because I feel I owe you, but because weâre friends.
 Thanks to you I finally got my wings!
 Before I met you I was so depressed from loneliness I was going to let myself starve to death. I feel like you gave me a sense of purpose. Thank you.
 We got to see some interesting places, not to mention eliminate the threat of the Rockets. Weâve had fun and look forward to more!
 Cookie! Cookie want cookie!
 For a human, youâre not so bad after all.
 Greetings challenger. I am Lorelei of the Elite Four. No one can best me when it comes to icy Pokémon. Freezing moves are powerful! Your Pokémon will be at my mercy when they are frozen solid! Are you ready?
+ Bring it on!
 Letâs do this!
 Go Dewgong!
+ Letâs go, Joule!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Rest!
Joule throws a lightning bolt at Dewgong, who promptly falls asleep and recovers from itâs injury.
 Itâs taking a nap?
+ Thunderbolt!
Joule throws another lightning bolt at Dewgong, who continues to sleep.
+ Thunderbolt!
Joule continues to electrocute the still slumbering Dewgong.
 Go Cloyster!
+ Thunder!
 Ice Beam!
Joule forms a pair of lightning bolts in her hands before leaping at Cloyster and driving them into itâs face.
 That went better than I expected.
 Go Slowbro!
+ Thunderbolt!
Joule throws a lightning bolt at Slowbroâs face. Lorelei quickly sprays a super potion on Slowbro.
 Hey, thatâs annoying!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Psychic!
Joule throws a lightning bolt at Slowbro again. After being electrocuted, Slowbro tries to dodge and ends up falling over.
 Go Jynx!
+ Joule get back! Go Summer!
+ Flamethrower!
 Ice Punch!
Summer douses Jynx in white hot flames, burning its skin. Jynx responds with a frosty uppercut to Summerâs jaw.
 Sheâs tougher than she looks!
+ Flamethrower!
 Ice Punch!
Summer blasts Jynx in the face with her flame breath.
 Go Lapras!
+ Summer return! Youâre back in, Joule!
 Ready to go!
+ Thunder!
 Confuse Ray!
Joule arms herself with a pair of lightning bolts and leaps at Laprasâ face. Lapras moves itâs head to avoid Joule who ends up staking the lightning bolts on Laprasâ shell. Lapras fires a psychedelic ray from its eyes at Joule.
 Why is the room spinning?
+ Thunderbolt!
 Body Slam!
Joule stumbles around with a lightning bolt in her hand, she throws it in a random direction. The bolt strikes Lapras in the neck, making it pass out.
 Youâve only had but a taste of the power of the Elite Four. Continue to the next arena for your next challenge.
 Did... did I get it?
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Route 21
 Fishing again? Come on letâs do something thatâs not boring.
Thereâs a bite on the line.
 Great, another Staryu. Can we go now?
Viridian City
 So weâre back here. Itâs been a while. Whatâre we doing here again?
+ This place is the gateway to Victory Road and the last gym we need to challenge is here too.
 Then whatâre we waiting for?
The door to the gym is unlocked this time. Inside all the gym trainers seem to be acting strange, they appear to be avoiding my gaze as they whisper to eachother.
 Friendly...
I step up to the gym leaderâs arena.
 You!
+ You!
 Rocket boss!
 So youâve come to try and humiliate me once more.
+ Iâve only come for the gym badge.
 Ha! In that case I accept your challenge.
+ You will?
 But I donât care how many badges youâve collected so far, I will fight at full strength. My name is Giovanni and I will have my revenge!
 Go Dugtrio!
+ Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Dig!
As water sweeps over the arena, Dugtrio burrows underground and avoids it.
+ Surf!
Dugtrio emerges from the ground, striking at Eve just as a tidal wave crashes down upon them both.
 Go Persian!
+ Eve return! Go Divekick!
 Osu!
+ Jump Kick!
 Daivu Kiku!
Giovanni uses a Guard Spec. on Persian as Divekick leaps at it from afar and smashes itâs skull with his foot.
+ Double Kick!
 Double Team!
Persian darts around, leaving afterimages about the arena. Divekick eliminates two of the images.
+ Double Kick!
 Slash!
Persian pounces at Divekick and slashes itâs claws across his chest, dealing critical damage.
 Divekick! No!
 Gomenânasai...
+ Go Eve!
+ Quick Attack!
 Slash!
Eve zips towards Persian and knocks it into the arena wall.
 Go Nidoking!
+ Eve return! Go Terra!
+ Dig!
Terra burrows underground while Giovanni uses a Guard Spec. on Nidoking.
 Earthquake!
Nidoking raises itâs foot ready to smash the floor, Terra pops up under Nidokingâs other foot and causing it to fall over awkwardly against the arena wall, breaking itâs neck by accident.
 Go Nidoqueen!
+ Dig!
 Leer!
Terra retreats underground while Nidoqueen stares at her.
 Double Kick!
Terra bursts from the floor and hits Nidoqueen in the process, Nidoqueen kicks at two of the three Terra.
+ Slash!
 Double Kick!
Terra zooms past Nidoqueen, cuts appear on itâs flank. Nidoqueen kicks Terra back to her side of the arena.
+ Slash!
 Double Kick!
Terra darts past Nidoqueenâs other side, more cuts appear on Nidoqueen and it collapses in pain.
 Go Rhydon!
+ Terra return! Go Selene!
+ Ice Beam!
 Earthquake!
Selene points her finger at Rhydon, firing a bright blue ray at it and causing frost to build up on itâs body. Rhydon slams the floor, the building shakes, debris falls onto Selene and sharp rocks burst from the floor underneath her.
+ Ice Beam!
 Horn Drill!
Rhydon stampedes towards Selene who fires another blue ray which strikes Rhydonâs horn and freezes it entirely.
 How? How did I lose to a brat like you?
+ You use Pokémon as tools, but a trainer and Pokémon are supposed to work together. A team!
 Something like that.
 Hmph! Just take your Earth Badge and get out.
Route 22
 So thatâs all the badges.
+ Yep, now we can get to the Indigo Plateau.
 Not so fast, Cally!
+ Green!
 Iâm going to be champion! Iâm not even going to give you a chance to take my goal from me.
+ Youâre in my way.
 Thereâs something important to you at the Indigo Plateau isnât there. Well I still havenât forgiven you for killing my PokĂ©mon, as revenge Iâll stop you right here!
+ Wait, what?
 Go Sandslash!
+ Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Slash!
Eve summons a tidal wave that washes Sandslash away beyond the treeline.
 Go Exeggcute!
+ Eve return! Go Summer!
+ Flamethrower!
 Stun Spore!
Summer incinerates the spores in the air and broils Exeggcute.
 Go Cloyster!
+ Summer return! Get âem Joule!
 A water type? No problem!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Aurora Beam!
Joule electrocutes Cloyster until she receives a multicoloured ray to the face.
 Ow!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Clamp!
Cloyster edges towards Joule, who throws a lightning bolt into Cloysterâs opening.
 Go Kadabra!
+ Joule come back! Go Selene!
 Iâve got this!
+ Body Slam!
 Reflect!
Kadabra covers itself in a shiny barrier before being squashed against the ground by Selene.
+ Body Slam!
 Psybeam!
Unable to move, Kadabra doesnât dodge Selene leaping onto it again.
 Go Jolteon!
+ Selene return! Go Terra!
+ Dig!
 Agility!
Terra burrows below while Jolteon runs around and builds speed.
 Pin Missile!
Jolteon fires needles at the ground before being launched into the air by Terra popping up from beneath it. Jolteon hits the ground hard.
 Fine! Iâll beat you to the League and stop you there!
Green sprints to the gatehouse ahead and disappears inside.
 He wonât have what it takes.
Route 23
 Trainer, present the Boulder Badge to pass.
Brock, the first gym leader I ever battled. Beating him gave me enough confidence to think that I might be able to do this.
 Welcome to the second gate, please present the Cascade Badge to pass.
I kind of regret not going on that date with Misty, it would have been fun.
 This gate requires the Thunder Badge for you to pass.
I wonder if Surgeâs Raichu ruins the electrical cables in his building too.
 Show me the Rainbow Badge and you may proceed.
I hope I didnât completely ruin Erikaâs herb garden.
 At gate five you need the Soul Badge to continue.
Battling Koga showed me there were still big challenges ahead and pushed me to train harder.
 Present the Marsh Badge and Iâll grant passage.
I wonder if Sabrina really has psychic powers or is it just a trick?
 Itâs not a trick, Cally.
+ Who said that?
 I said Iâll let you through if you show me the Volcano Badge.
Blaineâs quiz machines were too easy and that mansion was just crazy.
 Beyond here lies Victory Road, the final ordeal before reaching the Indigo Plateau! Present your Earth Badge and I shall grant you passage!
Should I tell someone that a notorious mob boss is hiding in a Pokémon gym?
Victory Road
 I thought the Pokémon here were supposed to be strong.
+ I thought the same about the trainers. I mean theyâd need all eight badges to get this far, right?
The air suddenly heats up, I hear something swoop over me. Embers scatter around me.
 Brave trainer. You have proven yourself to me. Now, become one with the-
 Lightning!
Joule throws a lightning bolt into the birdâs face.
 Gah! Lightning! I hate lightning!
Meanwhile in the Viridian Gym...
 Hmph. Teamwork...
 Maybe I can use that. You there!
 Yes, sir?
 Inform the men. From this day forth we shall be known as Team Rocket!
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Two Birds...
 It sure is fun to fly!
+ Can we at least fly a little lower? Iâll die if I fall from this high!
 Then donât fall!
Joule is perched atop Summerâs head giving her directions.
+ Are we nearly there yet? I want to get down already!
 But you wanted somewhere to train, this place is perfect.
Power Plant
+ This place looks like it was abandoned a long time ago...
 Itâs been years since I left, time for some revenge.
+ Youâve been here before?
 My brothers and I used to chew wires here when I was a Pichu.
+ Pichu? I thought the very idea of evolution repulsed you?
 I was young, I didnât know any better!
+ So, why did you leave? I know how much you like to nibble electrical wires, this place seems perfect for you.
 We were chased off, we couldnât protect ourselves and then I got separated from my brothers.
+ Protect yourselves from what? Didnât your parents try to protect you?
 That bitter old Raichu wouldnât lift a finger to help us even if she was there.
+ Why not?
 Sheâs a prized fighter for some trainer. At least she was until she was put into daycare and met dad.
+ Wait, daycare? You were born in captivity?
 That trainer threw us all away because we werenât the right colour or something. Every last one of us...
+ How many?
 Including me, 200. Iâm the only girl. 119 brothers and 80 half-brothers.
+ 200?! Wait, half-brothers?
 Theyâre Eevee, same father.
+ Your dadâs not a Raichu?
 Dad can be confusing at times, mostly when heâd spend time with me and my brothers heâd be a Pichu. But Iâve seen him be a Raichu, a Blastoise, a Skitty, a Dragonite, a Leafeon, a Litten-
+ So heâs a Ditto?
 Oh yeah, Iâve seen him be a Ditto a couple of times. So how about your dad? I assume heâs another human?
+ I donât remember my dad, he left my mother when I was very small.
 Is that why youâre looking for him?
+ Iâm-
 Terribly sorry to interrupt your conversation but I canât help but notice youâre intruding in my part of this building. Voltorbs, roll out!
 EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
 Uh-oh!
 Iâve got this!
 Sisters assemble!
The ground trembles as gaps in the floor begin to crumble away under the approaching Voltorbs, they all tumble into the darkness below.
 Thatâll teach âem!
 You brought your sisters? Wait, but which one is you, Terra?
 We are Terra.
 Yeah but which one?
 We are Terra.
 Okay...
More Voltorbs approach, buzzing with more malice than the others.
 My turn!
Melvin charges at the nearest Voltorb and before he can attack it explodes in his face.
 Melvin!
+ Time to leave! Terra, can you dig us a way out?
 Weâre already on it!
We retreat via Terraâs tunnel to a nearby PokĂ©Center and recuperate for a bit before trying the power plant again. I decide to take the side entrance this time.
 So weâre training?
+ Thatâs right, Eric.
We start with some target practice on some nearby Magnemite.
 Whoop!
 Feeling stronger already! Oh? Whatâs this?
 INTRUDER! EXTERMINATE!
With a deep thumping explosion, Eric was no more.
 Not again...
The air around us starts to buzz and it feels like something is looming over me.
 Who dares disrupt my nest!
 Zapdos!
 Cower before me, mortals!
Joule leaps towards me and taps one of my Pokéballs.
 Selene! Ice beam!
Selene pops out of her PokĂ©ball and shoots a bright blue ray into Zapdosâ face.
 Oh, that was what you wanted me to aim at, right?
 Gah! Ice! I hate ice!
Zapdos takes flight and escapes through a hole in the roof.
 Damn, it got away. Revenge will have to wait for another day.
+ I think we should just head for the next gym.
Route 19
 Aw, you donât want to fly the rest of the way?
+ No thanks, I think Iâd rather swim.
 But youâre fishing. This isnât getting us across the sea any quicker...
I get a bite and fish up a Staryu.
+ Not very talkative, is it...
 Well what did you expect? Staryu donât have mouths... I think.
Route 20
 I thought we were going to have a rest on this sandbank...
+ Well, you are. Iâm the one whoâs fishing here.
 Another Staryu, really?
Seafoam Islands
 Now what are we doing? Thereâs nothing here.
+ The currents around here are too dangerous to swim in.
 But we canât even traverse this island, Iâm not shimmying along those sheer cliffs!
+ Maybe we can ask for directions. Oh, mister Krabby!
 The nameâs Sammy. What can I do for you, miss?
+ Do you know of a quick way to the other side of this island?
 I suppose you could always take the cave path if youâre in a hurry, but I wouldnât recommend it. Thereâs a strong PokĂ©mon inside.
+ Okay, then. Oh, would you like to come with us? Weâre heading for the PokĂ©mon League.
 Well Iâve not got anything else planned for today and I hear humans make great PokĂ©mon food, Iâm tired of eating what little I can find here. Alright then.
We delve into the cave, it seems to be a mostly straightforward path with a few chambers here and there. Light seems to not be an issue, intricate ice crystal formations are refracting light from outside all about the cave.
 Did it just suddenly get colder?
+ It wasnât exactly warm to begin with, but I know what you mean.
 Watch out! Itâs Articuno!
 For thousands of years I lay dormant. Who disturbs my-
+ Flamethrower!
 Flame-what?
 Charr!
Summer blasts a stream of flames in Articunoâs face.
 Gah! Fire! I hate fire!
Articuno swoops off deeper into the cave.
 Two birds in one day!
Cinnabar Island
Another quick stop at the PokĂ©Center to get checked up and dried off after that swim and I head for the gym. But no building on this island is marked as a gym so I assume itâs that big mansion by the docks.
Inside nothing seems to indicate it being a gym at all, it seems quite ordinary for a mansion. Except nobody looks to be home right now. A large stairway to the basement looks inviting but before I can approach a man in a lab coat comes up.
 Hm? Oh! That scent! Unmistakable!
+ Uh.. you what, mate?
 This guyâs a creep!
 Youâre carrying a fossil, arenât you? Iâve got a nose for such things. Show me!
I show him the helix fossil, the weirdo scientist snatches it from my hand and dashes off downstairs.
+ Uh...
A few minutes later he returns with a Pokéball.
 I had to test my prototype! I finally got it to work! Here, you can have the result!
The Pokéball pops open.
 For thousands of years I lay dormant. Who disturbs my- oh? Where am I? What is this place? I donât understand!
The whole building shudders and a sudden loud noise comes from the basement followed by muffled screams being cut short.
 Oh no! Could it be? Doctor Fujiâs experiment!
The floor beneath me is blasted apart, knocking me back. Something slowly rises up from the new hole in the floor.
+ What are you people doing down there?! That thing doesnât look human! A Pokemon?
 I have no clue! A monster?
 Hmph.
It continues to rise. The roof above it somehow shreds into pieces making way for it to float up and above the building before it zips off to the north.
The floor beneath me starts to feel warm and I notice flames licking at the edges of the hole in front of me.
+ Letâs just get the gym badge and get off this crazy island!
 Agreed.
I eventually find the gym down the road. The gym leaderâs arena is blocked by a series of doors linked to lame quiz machines. It takes me less than a minute to get past them all, including the walking time.
 Greetings challenger, welcome to my gym.
+ You know, itâs not very well signposted. And those quiz machines need some work, 2+2? Really?
 Two of what? Plus two what?
 Iâll take that into consideration. So, how many badges have you gathered so far?
+ Six.
 Nobody ever comes here with none, just once I wish thisâd be someoneâs first gym... Anyway, letâs begin!
 Go Ninetales!
+ Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Tail whip!
Ninetales whips itâs many tails in Eveâs face before being washed away into the arena corner by a tidal wave.
 Go Rapidash!
+ Surf!
 Fire spin!
Eve deftly avoids the flame cyclone and summons another wave that sweeps Rapidash away.
 Go Arcanine!
+ Surf!
 Fire blast!
The giant flaming kanji strikes Eve, sizzling out on contact. Eve summons yet another tidal wave that crashes down upon Arcanine and breaks the rear wall of the gym, the water drains out in the docks nearby.
 I hardly felt a thing.
 Congratulations challenger. Youâve earned the Volcano Badge!
+ Oh, before I go. Quick question. Have you seen this person?
I hand him a copy of the photo.
 Sorry, I havenât. Someone Important to you?
 Blaine! Itâs terrible! The lab is on fire! The project escaped!
 This is very bad indeed! Sorry trainer, but Iâve got to handle this immediately!
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Saffron City Beatdown
Route 7
 Still thirsty!
+ Fine! I get it, hereâs a bottle of water.
I hand the guard the bottle.
+ So can I get into the city now?
 Sure, just watch out for the Rockets. Apparently theyâve all gathered in the centre of town and thereâs some sort of hostage situation at Sliph Co.
 Rockets?!
 Weâre going to fight the Rockets?
+ I suppose so, if theyâre in my way.
 Okay, just give me a minute to... hngh!
 Melvin, whatâre you doing?
 Just... gimme a sec...
 No, really. You look like youâre about to hurt yourself.
 Ah, there we go.
 All done, letâs blast some Rockets!
Saffron City
There are a whole bunch of Rocket goons littering the streets, generally causing trouble and denying people access to most of the buildings. Except the PokéCenter, where a bunch of young trainers seem to be too much to handle for the goons.
I approach the Silph Co. building to find a burly looking goon standing at the door.
 Beat it, kid. Nothing in here is any of your business.
+ So there are no hostages?
 Oh, theyâre on the top floor with the Boss. Oops!
I shove the goon through the door and step inside...
We reach the stairs to the top floor.
+ Whyâd we have to cut the power? We couldâve taken the elevator.
 Whoâs that coming down the stairs?
 Prepare for trouble!
 Oh...
 Make it double!
 To protect the world from-
 Psybeam!
 Shazam!
From a side room a bright psychedelic ray blindsides the Rockets and explodes on impact, sending them flying through a window and far away.
 Weâre blasting off again!
 Hey guys! Wait for Me-owth!
Meowth disappears down a flight of stairs. Green steps out from the side room.
 So... didnât expect to see you here. The scientists here say the Rockets are here to steal some revolutionary new PokĂ©ball prototype. I thought Iâd help and kick the Rockets out. Whatâre you doing here.
+ Same.
 I still havenât forgiven you.
+ Oh.
 I know itâs not the right time or place, but Iâm going to take this opportunity to make you pay!
 You mean like last time you tried?
 Go Sandslash!
+ Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Slash!
Sandslash lunges towards Eve but is washed down the stairwell by Eveâs conjured tidal wave.
 Go Ninetales!
+ Surf!
 Tail Whip!
Ninetales whips itâs many tails at Eve before joining Sandslash downstairs.
 Go Cloyster!
+ Eve return! Go Joule!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Supersonic!
Joule shoots a lightning bolt at Cloyster, electrocuting it until it topples over.
 Go Kadabra!
+ Joule get back! Go Selene!
+ Body Slam!
 Confusion!
Kadabra gives Selene a mild headache while she slams her full weight onto Kadabra until it passes out.
 Go Jolteon!
+ Selene return! Go Clive!
+ Earthquake!
 Sand Attack!
Clive smashes the floor and the whole building begins to shake, ceiling tiles fall down, cracks open up on the walls and Jolteon slips down the stairs.
 Iâll get you someday! Mark my words!
Green runs downstairs, gathers his Pokémon and leaves. I continue upstairs to the top floor and find only one giant office. The whole building judders.
 You crooks are destroying my building!
 I can assure you the destruction of this building is not among my goals at the moment. But this coincidence does present an opportunity.
 W-whatâre you talking about?
 That earthquake did a lot of damage, this building can come down at any moment. Just give me the prototype or Iâll make your escape impossible before this whole place comes down.
 Never! Iâll never allow you mobsters to take the prototype! Youâll put me out of business, thousands of people will lose their jobs!
 You think I want it to make money? Ha! No, with the Ultra Ball technology Iâll have a definite edge and will become the greatest trainer on the planet! I and only I will have exclusive access to them.
+ You again! Youâve caused a lot of suffering to PokĂ©mon, I donât like it and Iâm going to put a stop to it!
 Weâre gonna make you pay!
 Suffering? Who cares? Theyâre PokĂ©mon, just tools for the betterment of mankind. You wonât get far in life until you realise that.
 You monster!
 Graaagh!
 Now Iâm mad!
 Go Nidorino!
+ Flamethrower!
The Rocket boss feeds a Guard Spec. to Nidorino before Summer engulfs it in flames.
+ Slash!
 Fury Attack!
Summer slashes her claws at Nidorino, knocking it aside.
 Go Persian!
+ Summer return! Go Selene!
+ Body Slam!
 Bite!
Persian bites Seleneâs arm, dealing critical damage. Selene leaps onto Persian with her full weight.
+ Body Slam!
 Bite!
Persian bites Selene again, Selene swings Persian to the floor and drops elbow first onto it.
 Go Rhyhorn!
+ Selene return! Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Stomp!
Eve summons a massive tidal wave, washing Rhyhorn through the windows.
 Go Nidoqueen!
+ Surf!
 Body Slam!
Nidoqueen is swept through the broken window by another tidal wave.
 Hmph! I donât have time for this!
The Rocket boss leaps out of the window. I peer down below to see a black parachute drift away.
The building shifts again and a loud creaking noise can be heard throughout.
 Oh no! The building! I donât want to die in here!
+ Weâve got to get out fast!
 The stairs collapsed!
 Whatâre we going to do now?
 Summer! Youâve got wings now!
 Oh right! I can fly!
Summer grabs me and the Silph Co. president and glides down to the street.
The president didnât even bother to thank me so I just left for the PokĂ©Center as he was talking to the press. After a quick checkup I head for the gym.
 You wish to challenge me? Very well!
+ Wait, but first could you-
 Go Hitmonlee!
+ Go Joule!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Double Kick!
Joule gives Hitmonlee a zap before getting kicked in the face, twice.
 Ow!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Double Kick!
Joule fries Hitmonlee until it submits.
 Go Hitmonchan!
+ Joule return! Go Eve!
+ Surf!
 Thunder Punch!
Eve washes Hitmonchan out the door.
 You are a worthy opponent. But Iâm afraid I lost my badges when I lost my gym status. Please take this PokĂ©mon as a consolation.
+ Wait, this isnât a gym?
 Iâm afraid not. The new gym is next door...
+ Thanks!
I rush next door to the actual gym and enter. Inside are a bunch of workmen installing warp panels and walls. Through a gap I see the gym leaderâs arena, the leader seems to be waiting for me.
 I know whom you seek. I foresaw your arrival.
+ Uh, what?
 His whereabouts is... difficult to see right now. I know heâs important to you, donât give up and youâll reunite one day.
+ Oh, okay? So I should keep battling gym leaders?
 Your challenge is accepted.
 Go Abra!
+ Go Clive!
+ Slash!
 Flash!
Clive slashes at Abraâs face before it can even make a move.
 Go Kadabra!
+ Swords Dance!
 Psywave!
Clive sharpens his claws and builds strength. Kadabra projects eerie waves at Clive, they distort the air around him and hurt his head somehow.
+ Slash!
Sabrina feeds an X Defend to Kadabra just before Clive slashes it across the chest.
+ Slash!
 Psychic!
Kadabraâs spoon glows as it points it at Clive, who is flung into the arena wall and then sent flying into the opposite wall and back again and again.
 Clive!
+ No Clive!
 Send me in! Iâll avenge you, Clive!
+ Go Selene!
+ Strength!
 Recover!
Kadabra heals itâs wounds before receiving a pummelling from Selene.
+ Strength!
 Kenisis!
Kadabraâs eyes glow as Seleneâs next flurry of swings miss by a wide margin.
+ Body Slam!
 Psywave!
Kadabra emits more eerie waves as Selene leaps through them and lands belly first on Kadabraâs head.
 Go Alakazam!
+ Selene return! Go Summer!
 My turn!
+ Slash!
 Reflect!
Alakazam covers itself in a strange armour as Summer slashes at itâs face, trimming itâs moustache and dealing critical damage.
+ Slash!
 Psywave!
Alakazam blasts Summer with strange rippling waves before Summer smacks the spoons from Alakazamâs hands and slashes itâs face for more critical damage.
 There is no spoon!
 Hm, youâve earned this. The Marsh Badge.
+ Clive...
 ...
 ...
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The Wall
Celadon City
 But you canât do this!
+ I already bought the stone, Joule.
 You canât force this on a PokĂ©mon!
 Itâs okay, I want this.
 You donât understand. Youâll change, drastically!
 Yeah, evolving is scary! Why canât everyone be happy the way they are?
 It wasnât that scary for me. I found it to be exhilarating.
 This isnât like evolving naturally, her whole personality can change!
 I donât feel any different, just a bit taller.
 But you have changed, you just donât realise it!
 Enough! Iâve made up my mind! Cally, do it!
I touch Eve on the forehead with the stone.
 No!
 Huh, I donât feel any-
 Oh my gosh!
 This is amazing! I feel incredible! Yes yes yes yes! I can win! I feel great! I. Can. Do. This!
Route 17
Every biker thug waiting for me meet a watery fate as Eve Bubblebeams them all over the side of the bridge. Though I am a little concerned, all those Grimer, Koffing and bikes are surely going to pollute the bay.
With the biker gang out of the way Iâm able to ride down the slanted bridge all the way to the next city.
Fuchsia City
 This place is horrible, they have Pokémon in cages here!
+ They look more like habitat enclosures.
 Thatâs just a fancy name for a prison!
I walk up to the Chansey enclosure.
+ But the PokĂ©mon donât look unhappy here. Letâs talk to one of them and see if they like it here. Excuse me, Ms. Chansey?
 Oh hello. Itâs not often I meet a human with the gift. What did you want to ask me?
+ Do they treat you well here?
 Of course they do, I get plenty of food and a nice home to live in.
 But youâre in a zoo! Donât you want to be free?
 If I didnât want to be here Iâd have Eggbombed my way out a long time ago.
 Then why stay?
 I like all the attention I get from the tourists, also the money they bring in funds the Safari Zone.
+ The what?
 Thatâs what the humans call the safe place, itâs a place where the good humans protect PokĂ©mon from the bad humans like the Rockets.
 I want to see it.
Safari Zone
+ So, weâre here. What did you want to see?
 I didnât expect it to be so nice here, this place is huge!
 Itâs you! The trainer with the Pikachu! Youâre the ones who fight the Rockets!
 Kelly? What are you doing so far from home?
 Oh Minnie, you survived! When the Rockets attacked we all fled, itâs not safe to go back.
 The Rockets are still at it?
 Thatâs why Iâve approached you, I want to join the fight.
+ But you were running from them, why change your mind now?
 With a trainer like you I can get a lot stronger. I want to stop those Rockets and Iâm not alone, other PokĂ©mon are looking for you too.
+ Youâre welcome to come along if you want.
I take a Pokéball from my bag and Kelly jumps in, as the seal locks the ball is teleported away.
Route 15
 Whatâre we doing out here? Isnât there a gym back in that city?
+ Rumours around that place say the gym leader is especially tough. I want to be ready so weâre training out here.
 Oh, so what about that Venonat thatâs been staring at us since we got here?
 Uh-oh!
 Hey, whyâre you following us?
 Oh, uh. Youâre going to the gym?
+ Eventually, yes.
 Can I come too? I have family there. My nameâs Jeb, by the way.
+ Sure, why not.
Route 14
 The trainers out here donât amount to much.
 They provide no challenge at all.
 I dunno, the ones Iâve been battling seem tough enough.
+ Practice makes perfect, we need to be ready for the gym.
 Minnie? Is that you?
 Eric!
 So you sought out the trainer with the Pikachu, too?
 Sort of.
 Can I come too?
+ Sure, my nameâs Cally, by the way.
Route 13
 Iâm getting bored of battling trainers who use nothing but birds.
 Hi! Iâm Melvin!
+ Hello Melvin. Were you looking to team up with me, too?
 Um, okay!
Route 12
 Hello there! You must be Cally.
+ Uh, hi.
 You met my brother in Vermilion City, his wife convinced him to give up his hobby.
+ Oh, the guy who collects fishing rods?
 Yeah, well I had this gift for him. A Super Rod for his collection, but he doesnât want it anymore. He said if I ever meet a trainer with a Pikachu on their shoulder I should give it to you.
+ Oh, thanks. I guess Iâll try it out now.
I step outside and cast out with the new fishing rod. After a few minutes I get a bite!
 How dare you! This is my river!
The Seadra starts shooting Water Gun at me.
+ Joule, Thunder Wave!
 Zapp!
I throw a Pokéball, the Seadra is drawn inside. The ball shakes a few times before the seal clicks. The ball is soon teleported away.
 Oh yeah, nice catch. So youâre a trainer? How about a battle!
+ Go Minnie!
 Go Voltorb!
+ Hit it with a Mega Drain!
 Tackle!
Voltorb rolls into Minnie, bouncing off before Minnie drains the life from Voltorb.
 I guess I donât know my own strength!
 Go Electrode!
 Bzzt!
+ Leech Seed!
 Selfdestruct!
 How could you-
Electrode explodes in front of Minnie, sending her flying into the river.
 Help! Guh... I canât swim!
 The current is too strong!
 Minnie!
+ Go Eve! Help Minnie!
 Iâm on it!
Eve dives into the water and tries to reach Minnie. I run along the shore, trying to keep up with them as Minnie is swept away.
Route 14
I reach the mouth of the river and canât run any further.
+ Minnie! Eve!
Eve emerges from the water alone.
 Iâm sorry, I lost her in the currents. The ocean is too big...
 Minnie!!
Fuchsia City
Several days later I feel ready to take on the gym. Inside the gym I immediately find the gym leaderâs arena, but it seems every step I take I bump into an immaculate glass wall.
 This is getting old, fast.
+ I agree. Selene, use Strength!
 Okay!
Selene slams the glass wall with both fists, shattering it and opening the way to the arena.
 Hmph. Thatâs one way to solve the puzzle, I suppose. So youâre here to challenge me?
+ Yes, but first I want to ask you: have you seen this boy?
I hand him a copy of the photo I carry.
 No I havenât seen him. Heâs a trainer?
+ Well, he always wanted to be a trainer.
 Anyway, to the matter at hand. How many badges have you gathered so far?
+ Four.
 Very well, letâs begin.
 Go Venonat!
+ Go Clive!
+ Slash!
 Sleep Powder!
Clive slashes at Venonatâs face before getting his own face covered in sleep powder and shortly drifting off to sleep.
+ Clive! Wake up!
 Tackle!
Venonat hops at Clive and bumps into him, the nudge wakes him up.
 Huh? Where am I? Oh, right!
+ Slash!
 Sleep Powder!
Clive adds to the gashes on Venonatâs face. Venonat keels over in pain.
 Go Venonat!
+ Clive return! Go Selene!
+ Ice Beam!
Koga feeds the second Venonat an X Attack while Selene fires a blue ray from the tip of her finger, dealing critical damage and covering Venonat with frost.
+ Ice Beam!
 Supersonic!
Selene fires another ray at Venonat until it stops moving.
 Go Venonat!
 Another one?
+ Ice Beam!
 Psychic!
Venonat assaults Seleneâs mind while she freezes Venonat solid with her Ice Beam.
 Damn, what a headache.
+ Body Slam!
 Psychic!
While Venonat is still unable to move, Selene topples over onto Venonat.
+ Body Slam!
 Psychic!
Selene leaps over Venonat and lands gut first onto it, shattering the frozen Venonat into hundreds of pieces.
 Go Venomoth!
+ Selene return! Go Clive!
+ Dig!
While Koga feeds an X Attack to Venomoth, Clive burrows underground.
 Double Team!
Venomoth darts around rapidly, leaving illusions around the arena. Clive emerges from underground and strikes at one of the illusions.
+ Swift!
Koga feeds another X Attack to Venomoth, Clive spins around and somehow fires bright star shapes at Venomoth.
+ Swift!
 Leech Life!
Venomoth bites Clive and drains some life from him, Clive flings more star shapes back at it.
+ Slash!
 Double Team!
Venomoth creates more illusions while Clive slashes randomly at them.
+ Swift!
 Psychic!
Clive flings some more odd star shapes at Venomoth, whoâs eyes begin to glow. Clive is gently lifted off the ground and above the arena.
 This canât be good...
Clive is suddenly driven to the ground at high speed.
 A worthy challenge...
 Damn, heâs pretty badly busted up!
+ Clive return! Go Selene!
 Psychic!
As Selene enters the arena sheâs suddenly flung backwards and smashes through several invisible walls near the arena before being yanked back into the arena and landing on her face.
 Ow...
+ Ice Beam!
 Psychic!
Selene is flung backwards through more glass walls while firing her Ice Beam. Some frost builds on Venomothâs wing while Selene lands on her back in a pile of glass.
 Ugh... tag in?
+ Selene return! Go Eve!
 Psychic!
An invisible force attempts to push Eve backwards but she claws at the floor to stay in place.
+ Surf!
 Psychic!
Eve summons a tidal wave that washes across the arena and crashes into Venomoth. Moments later Venomothâs eyes glow again and Eve is shoved by another invisible force, unable to grip the water-slick floor she is flung through a glass wall at the side of the arena.
 Hehehe! Mind over matter!
 Ugh, your cheap tricks wonât work forever...
+ Eve return! Go Summer!
 Toxic!
Venomoth spits toxic venom at Summer as she steps in the arena.
 You call that poison? I barely felt it!
+ Ember!
 Psychic!
Summer sprays sparks at Venomoth, singeing itâs wing and melting the frost off the other wing. Summer is suddenly launched into the roof at speed and pinned to the rafters for a moment before being released and plummets to the arena floor,
 Sure would be handy to have wings right about-
Summer slams into the floor.
 Hehehe! You will all fall before me!
 Oh yeah?
+ Summer return! Go Joule!
 Psychic!
Joule is flung to the side and slams into a glass wall and stays pinned against it.
 Ugh... I guess it pays to be small.
+ Thunderbolt!
 Psychic!
Still pinned to the glass, Joule fires a single lightning bolt and fries Venomoth.
 Whew... my back hurts.
 Congratulations trainer. You are awarded the Soul Badge.
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Grass Pun
Cerulean City
 Itâs so damn hot in here...
 I have no issue with the heat, the humidity bothers me a bit though.
 Itâs all the plants in here thatâre giving me the creeps.
 I love it in here! The sunlight seems brighter in here! What did you call this place again, Cally?
+ Itâs a Gym but it looks like it doubles as a greenhouse.
 So this is a grass gym?
 Yup.
 Aw man... I guess Iâll get the next gym, then. Looks like youâre up, Summer.
 No plant can stand in my way!
We eventually find a clearing in the middle of the gym, a battle arena is marked out. A young woman appears to be sleeping in a garden chair at the gym leaderâs spot. I clear my throat loudly.
 Suuuu...
+ Um, hello?
 Can I give her a jolt? Imma give her a jolt.
 Hmm... mm? Oh! Hello.
 Aww, I wanted to zap her...
 Iâm Erika, the leader of this Gym. Are you here to challenge me for the badge?
+ Yes but first I was wondering if youâve seen this trainer?
I hand Erika one of the photos I had mass printed.
+ Heâs probably doing the league challenge too, has he been to your gym yet?
 I canât say Iâve... wait a minute, but this is you! Youâre standing in front of me.
+ No, first of all Iâm a girl, this is a picture of someone else, a boy.
 Oh, well Iâve not seen him. So, how about that battle?
+ Fine.
 Go Tangela!
+ Go Summer!
+ Ember!
 Constrict!
Summer blasts embers in Tangelaâs face before being squeezed about the waist by one of Tangelaâs vines.
+ Ember!
 Bind!
Before Summer can act again Tangela wraps vines around her neck and doesnât let go.
+ Summer!
 Gag!
Tangela continues to choke Summer but she eventually wriggles free.
+ Ember!
 Constrict!
Tangela tries to grab Summer with itâs vines again but only manages to get her arm. Summer sprays more embers in Tangelaâs direction, sending sparks beyond the arena.
+ Ember!
 Constrict!
Tangela grabs Summerâs other arm with itâs vines before receiving another face full of embers.
+ Ember!
 Bind!
Tangela goes for the throat again but Summer narrowly dodges before breathing more embers at Tangela until it passes out.
 Go Weepinbell!
+ Summer return! Go Selene!
 How embarrasing...
+ Ice Beam!
 Stun Spore!
Selene points her finger at Weepinbell and fires a bright blue beam at itâs face, Weepinbell spews powdery spores back at Selene.
 Ugh... my arms feel so heavy all of a sudden.
 Itâs that plant stuff! Thatâs why plants creep me out. No offence Minnie.
 None taken Beck, you should try this PokĂ©nip! Thereâs a whole patch over here...
+ Ice Beam!
 Acid!
Weepinbell sprays caustic ooze at Selene who fires another blue ray, freezing Weepinbell solid.
+ Oh no! Faries are weak to poison!
 Whereâd you hear a crazy thing like that? Seleneâs fine.
 Go Gloom!
+ Ice Beam!
 Acid!
Gloom vomits purple gunk at Selene before she responds with another blue beam from her finger tip.
+ Ice Beam!
 Acid!
Gloom begins to spew more sludge when Selene shoves her fist down Gloomâs throat and freezes itâs insides with an ice beam. Gloom belches a frosty mist before doubling over.
 Oh dear. Congratulations, youâve earned the Rainbow Badge!
I notice a faint glow coming from the garden behind Erika and smoke gathering under the glass roof.
 I think one of Summerâs embers-
+ Oh, er. Thanks for the badge Erika, Iâve got to go!
Route 16
 Zzzzzz
 Aw man, whyâd they make this path so narrow? Donât you humans know Snorlaxes like to sleep in places like this?
I poke the Snorlax.
 Zzz... mmm... Cookie... Hm?! Cookie smell cookie! Want cookie! Cookie want cookie!
+ Oh, you can smell the cookies in my snack pack?
 Want! Cookie want cookie!
+ Suppose you can have some, if you promise to move aside.
As I get the cookies from my bag I donât even get to open the bag before the Snorlax snatches them from my hand and swallows the packet whole.
+ Uh... so we have a deal?
 More cookie! Cookie want more cookie!
+ Thereâs more in town but itâs a bit of a walk to get there.
 Too far, want cookie!
 Well thereâs a quick way there. If you get in one of Callyâs PokĂ©balls youâll be teleported directly to the PokĂ© Center where there are lots of cookies!
 Cookie! Cookie want!
The Snorlax reaches at my bag and pokes a Pokéball before vanishing inside. The Pokéball instantly vanishes.
+ Did you- Did I just catch a Snorlax?
Route 17
 Oi, datâs a noice lookinâ set oâ wheels ya got dere.
+ Uh... thanks?
 âAnd it oâer!
 Why did you have to ride that bike thing again? And why do you humans value those tangled messes of metal?
+ How about no, cueball.
 Get âem Koffing! Poison Gas!
 Blehh! Heh heh.
 Iâve got this!
Beck sprays his water gun at the Koffing, the gas surrounds them both.
 Ugh, it stinks!
 Tackle!
The Koffing bounces off Beckâs shell. Beck shoots another jet of water at it, sending the Koffing flying.
 Woah!
The Koffing explodes high in the air above.
 Heh... heh, stupid gas bag.
 Now Iâm mad! Iâm gonna get me mates tâ come anâ beat yer up! Just wait right dere while I get âem.
 Iâll take you all on! Heh... heh. Youâre nothinâ but practice to me!
 Letâs just go.
As the thug rides off to town I just ride to the south across the somehow downhill bridge. As I near a patch of tall grass something darts out in front of me.
+ Wah!
 Look out!
 Aagh!
I pull the brakes hard which flings me over the handlebars, contents from my bag scatters everywhere. Joule, still in the front basket, pops up unscathed.
 Watch where youâre going! I couldâve been squashed!
+ What was that?
 I donât know, I didnât get a good look. Itâs gone now.
I try my best to recover the stuff that spilled from my bag but I end up one Pokéball short.
 Ugh...
+ Whatâs wrong, Beck?
 Heh... itâs nothing, Iâm fine.
 Hey, you donât look so good.
 Itâs poison!
 Oh crap!
+ Oh no, no! Iâm out of antidotes!
 Really... heh... itâs no trouble. Letâs keep going.
The Celadon PokĂ©mon Center is closest, even though itâs uphill I get back on the bike and climb the ramp. As I near the gatehouse another thug stands in my way.
 Oi! You attacked me mate! Iâll make ya pay!
I keep pedalling and barge past the thug, knocking him down.
 Gah!
Celadon City
I ride as fast as I can towards the Pokémon Center.
+ Hang on, Beck!
 ...
I stumble as I dismount the bike at the Center and run to the main counter.
+ Help! My friend is really sick!
I had over Beck, inside his Pokéball, to Nurse Joy. She takes him to the healing machine.
 Iâm sorry. But heâs gone.
+ Beck no! I was too slow! Iâm so sorry! Itâs my fault, I forgot the antidotes...
 Beck...
 ...
Meanwhile at Celadon Gym...
 Erika! The secret garden is on fire!
 Hehehe, you look silly. Haha!
 Erika! Garden! Fire!
 Oh hi Michelle. Are you burning incense? Itâs getting really smoky in here. Do you have any chips? I could really go for some chips right now. Oh! Funyuns!
 No, look! The fire! Itâs burning my stash! Er... I mean the private herbs!
 Oh dear... someone call the Squirtle Squad. Um... what herbs are in there again?
 Oh... you know... this and that...
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Who Ya Gonna Call?
Celadon City
 This is the city. The Rockets took our friends here.
+ Right...
 This city is pretty big, itâll take a long time to find them.
 I think they were taken to one of the big buildings?
 Makes sense, they werenât using PokĂ©balls so theyâll need a lot of space.
 I thought every human had Pokéballs?
+ Well, theyâre expensive. I mean if someoneâs looking to catch a whole herd of Tauros or something itâs going need a massive investment at the PokĂ©Mart.
We check out the biggest buildings in the city, first we managed to get into a massive and expensive looking apartment complex. Checking each floor in turn we find nothing out of the ordinary and no sign of the Rockets so far.
Reaching the top I notice the door to the only apartment on this floor is ajar, cautiously I peek inside. With no sign of anyone inside I step in and have a look around. Thereâs a visible layer of dust covering everything, nothing really stands out apart from a PokĂ©ball on a coffee table. I tap the release and an Eevee pops out.
 Wha? Where? How long? Whoâre you?
+ Iâm Cally and this is Joule.
 Looks like you were asleep for a long time there.
 I was getting lonely so I decided to hibernate.
+ Lonely? Donât you have a trainer?
 She died...
+ Oh...
 Have you seen my brother? He was supposed to be here too but I couldnât find him or his PokĂ©ball.
+ I assume heâs another Eevee? Whatâs his name?
 His name is Bob, Iâm Eve by the way.
 The only other Eevee weâve seen is with Green, but I think that Eevee is female.
+ You think? I thought you could tell the difference because youâre a PokĂ©mon too?
 Itâs different with Eevees, itâs not like the girls have a heart shape on their tails!
+ Oh, well I donât think that Eevee was named Bob anyway. Sorry Eve.
 Oh... I guess Iâll go back to sleep, then.
 Wait, why donât you come with us?
 I can?
+ Sure you can!
 The Rockets arenât here, we should try the next building.
We head on over to the next big building, a department store. I check each floor and have a look at whatâs on sale, I find one department that sells unusual looking rocks.
 Ah, taken a liking to the Evolution Stones?
+ Evolution Stone?
 Some Pokémon can only evolve when they come into contact with an Evolution Stone. Your Pikachu can evolve with use of a Thunderstone.
 Get that thing away from me!
+ No thanks, but they do look kinda similar to a stone I found in Mt. Moon...
I take the stone from my bag and show it to the clerk.
 Oh! Itâs a Moon Stone! Those are rare! Well, rarer than a Thunderstone or a Water Stone.
 Moon Stone? Iâve heard fables about them! Can I hold it?
+ Sure.
 Itâs happening!
 Woah cool! So they work on Clefairy.
 Iâd like to see a horde of Zubats try to mess with me now!
 Selene... why?
 Evolvingâs really not that bad, you should try it.
 Never! Iâll never change!
 Iâm with you on that, itâs too scary!
We head up to the roof to get a better look at the city. A few other people are up here too, enjoying the view.
 Iâm thirsty! I wanna drink!
+ Thereâs a vending machine right over there.
 I donât have any pennies.
I go to the vending machine and get the cheapest drink on the list, Fresh Water, to my surprise two bottles drop down. I keep one and give the other to the little girl.
 Thanks! Here, Imma teach one of your PokĂ©mon a trick! Youâll do well with it!
 Me?
 Yeah, you!
The girl and Celene duck under a nearby café table for a moment.
 That sure is cool, Iâll have to give it a try sometime!
 Youâre welcome!
 Cally!
+ Whatâs up?
 Down there!
I peer over the edge and look into the streets. I see a bunch of men in black uniforms enter a casino.
 Rockets!
We rush down the stairs and make our way to the casino. The building is covered with neon lights and a massive sign in the shape of a rocket hangs over the front.
+Â âRocket Game Cornerâ
 Subtle...
Inside is pretty much what I expected for a small casino, slot machines everywhere, but no Voltorb Flip tables. At the back I notice a crudely hidden hatch in the floor, nearby thereâs a switch on the wall clearly labelled âStairsâ. I flip the switch and the hatch opens.
Below is a dingy looking basement, itâs very poorly guarded so I feel free to look around with impunity. I find my way down to a sub-basement full of cages, PokĂ©mon are in some of them.
 Whoâs that?
 I donât know, itâs not dressed like the other Rockets.
 Sheâs with me. Donât you recognise me?
 Beck?
 You evolved!
 Youâre all here!
 Minnie, youâre alive!
 Weâre gonna figure a way to get you guys out.
 Iâd have gotten us out earlier but I only have a headache and Iâd need at least a migraine to break these locks.
 Iâve got this.
Summer melts the locks with her ember attack.
 Weâre free!
 Iâll burrow an escape tunnel to the surface.
Clive smashes a hole in the wall and digs upwards, tonnes of dirt and rubble spill into the room until sunlight can be seen shining from the hole.
 The way is clear.
 Oh no! The Rockets got me!
 Someone grab Egon, heâll take all day to escape!
 Letâs go!
The Pokémon climb through the hole and make their way to the surface.
 Beck, Minnie are you coming?
 Sorry, we canât.
 Weâre with a trainer now, you know how it is.
 Well... Iâll see you around.
The Jigglypuff joins her friends, escaping to the surface. I hear footsteps approaching from a nearby room.
+ Weâve got company!
 Prepare for trouble!
 Make it double!
 To protect the world from devastation.
 To unite all peoples within our nation.
 To denounce the evils of truth and love.
 To extend our reach to the stars above.
 Jessie!
 James!
+ I already know who you are!
 The weirdo Rockets!
 Oi, we resembles that remarks, and you interrupted our motto!
 Get âem, Koffing!
+ Clive, youâre up!
+ Dig!
 Smog!
Clive burrows underground, avoiding the noxious gas being coughed up by Koffing.
 Try Smog again!
Clive bursts from underground and strikes Koffing, knocking it into a wall.
 Meowthâs turn!
+ Slash!
Clive slashes as Meowth, clipping his whiskers.
 Nyeh~ too sharp...
 Go Ekans!
+ Dig!
 Poison Sting!
Clive leaps back underground, dodging the poison needles Ekans is spitting at him.
 Poison Sting!
Clive emerges from underground, catching Ekans by surprise when he grabs it by the tail and swings it around, slamming itâs head on the floor.
 Annoying twerp!
 Maybe weâd do better with those ghosts the boss was talking about. Have you got the scopes?
 Got âem right here, Jess!
 Then weâre off to Lavender Tower! Grab Meowth.
 Weâre blasting off again!
The odd Rockets quickly leave via the stairs. Intrigued to know their boss is near I head into the next room.
 It seems I have a guest.
+ Youâre the Rocket boss?
 Letâs kick his ass!
 So you want to fight me, little Wartortle? Go Onix!
+ Water gun!
 Rock Throw!
Onix throws a large rock at Beck but it sails overhead and smashes into a wall. Beck responds by spraying water in Onixâs face until it passes out.
 Go Rhyhorn!
+ Beck return! Go Minnie!
+ Vine Whip!
 Horn Attack!
Rhyhorn charges at Minnie but Minnie trips it up with her vines and it sails face first into a wall, wedging itâs head there.
 Go Persian!
 Did that cat just sparkle?
+ Leech Seed!
 Payday!
Persian flings assorted coins in Minnieâs face, Minnie launches a seed at Persian that sprouts on contact, wrapping little vines around Persian.
+ Poisonpowder!
 Screech!
Persian makes a loud piercing noise while Minnie sprays powder in itâs face. The leech seed drains some energy from Persian and heals Minnie with it.
+ Vine Whip!
 Screech!
Persian continues to make that horrible noise while Minnie whips at it with her vines. The poison takes hold and the leech seed continues to sap Persianâs energy.
+ Minnie come back! Go Selene!
 Bite!
As Selene pops out of her PokĂ©ball, Persian bites on her arm, but itâs partially healed thanks to the leech seed.
 Time to use my new trick!
 Payday!
Persian throws a bunch of coins in Seleneâs face. Selene points her finger at Persian and a bright blue ray shoots from her fingertip, striking Persian it covers it in frost. Before Persian can recover it succumbs to poison and collapses.
 Youâre pretty good for a kid. But donât think your victory here will stop me.
+ If your cruelty to PokĂ©mon continues Iâll find a way.
 Well said, but one more thing.
+ Whatâs that?
 What on Earth is that behind you?
+ Huh?
By the time I look back heâd disappeared.
 I canât believe you fell for that.
+ Whereâd he go?
 Some sort of trap door escape tunnel thing.
I look around but all I can find are some crates that look like theyâve been stolen from the back of a truck. Theyâre addressed to something called Silph Co.
One of the crates has been busted open, inside are a bunch of weird looking goggles in what looks like retail packaging, some of the packets are empty. I read the description.
+ âIf thereâs something strange in your neighbourhood. If itâs something weird and it donât look good. Then itâs probably a pesky ghost PokĂ©mon up to mischief. The new SilphScopeâą will allow the user to see ghost PokĂ©mon in their true form, giving trainers an edge in battling them!â
 Didnât those Rockets say they were going to get ghost PokĂ©mon?
 Yeah, Iâd rather they didnât bother them, too. Not sure if ghost PokĂ©mon are alive or not but either way they donât deserve the treatment my friends got!
Lavender Town
We climb the tower once more, hunting for the Rockets.
 Iâm glad they made PokĂ©mon sized scopes. Hopefully those ghosts look less scary in their real forms.
 Are you a god?
+ Yes?
 Oh, okay then. Youâre here to deal with our annoyance upstairs?
+ The Rockets? Yeah.
 Then I will show you the way, I am Gozer.
+ Iâm Cally.
 They call me Joule.
We reach the top floor to find the Rockets trying to nab Gastlys with nets. The Gastlys pass through the nets unharmed but they seem somewhat annoyed by this.
+ Hey! Stop that!
 Prepare for trouble!
 Make it double!
 To protect the world from devastation!
 To unite all-
 We already tried the motto today, letâs just get âem! Nyaa!
+ Thunderbolt!
Joule zaps Meowth into submission.
 Nyooow~
 Go Arbok!
+ Joule get back! Go Clive!
 So theyâve evolved, itâll make no difference for me...
+ Dig!
 Leer!
Clive burrows beneath the floor while Arbok stares at him.
 Poison Sting!
Clive emerges from under the floor and uppercuts Arbok to the jaw.
 Weezing go!
+ Dig!
 Sludge!
Clive vanishes under the floor again while Weezing vomits noxious fluid in his direction.
 Sludge!
Clive bursts forth from under the floor, smashing Weezing and knocking it into itâs trainers at speed, sending them all flying out of a nearby window.
 Weâre blasting off again!
Meanwhile, back in the Rocket Hideout...
 We just got new orders from the boss.
 What is it this time?
 He wants more guards posted in the hideout. Also he wants the hatch switch to be more cleverly hidden.
 I thought it was clever disguising it as a light switch. Plain sight and all...
 He wantâs something better.
 Well weâve got some spare recruitment posters hanging around...
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The Long Way Around
Vermilion City
I stock up on items at the mart and pick up a case for my gym badges.
 You there, trainer! You seem capable, I see three badges there. I was wondering if you could assist me? Youâd be helping the city too.
+ Whatâs wrong?
 This Squirtle has been causing trouble and has attacked several people with itâs water gun. I think it just needs a good trainer to keep it out of mischief.
 Let me go you damn Rockets! Youâll pay for what you did to my friends!
+ Rockets? But weâre not with them.
 Lies! All you humans are liars! Youâre with the Rockets!
 Rockets? You can understand it? Iâve never met someone with the gift before.
 Take it from a fellow PokĂ©mon, they arenât with the Rockets. Iâll vouch for them.
 Okay, letâs say I believe you. Prove it, I want to see you do something about it!
+ Alright, Iâll help you. What happened to your friends?
 They were taken, snatched away.
+ Where did they take them?
 To one of the human cities, the one to the west of the biggest city.
+ Then letâs go rescue them!
 I want to be stronger to punish the Rockets. Youâre a trainer? Then train me. The nameâs Beck.
+ Youâve got yourself a deal, Beck. Iâm Cally.
 So it agreed to go with you?
+ Yep, also it seems the Rockets are poaching Pokémon.
 Iâll have to investigate that. Thank you for your assistance, citizen.
Diglettâs Cave
 This place is perfect to start my training!
+ Why do they call it Diglettâs Cave?
 Iâll give you three guesses.
The ground gently rumbles until a small Pokémon pops up from the ground.
 Hi!
+ Hello.
 Whatcha doinâ?
 Weâre here to train, so we can defeat the Rockets.
 Rockets? Can I come too? Iâm sure the rest of us will oblige with the training, you are intruders after all.
+ Sure, Iâm Cally by the way.
 Iâm Terra.
 Iâm Beck.
 They call me Joule.
 Good luck.
Terra and her new Pokéball vanish, sent to the PC.
 What did she mean by that?
The ground shakes violently until dozens of Digletts pop from the ground and the walls.
 Time to play Whac-A-Mole!
Beck fires his water gun at the Digletts, each in turn retreat into the earth only to reappear. Some of them end up soaked and retreat for good. After what feels like an eternity the last Diglett ends up drenched.
 Whew, intense!
 Yeeeeeeah!
 Iâm ready, I want those Rockets to suffer!
Route 6
I figure the place Beck was talking about is Celadon City, checking my map I see the quickest way there is via Saffron City. I try the gatehouse again.
 Still thirsty!
Checking the map again I see another way in to the east from Lavender town but itâs a long detour. I take the tunnel back north.
Cerulean City
I stop by a bike shop to find a faster means of transport. The new bikes are far too expensive so I pick up an old second hand fold-up bike for cheap.
The bike itself is pretty rusted up but it still works okay and it looks like a popular brand. The shop owner said it was a knock-off because itâs not a model they make and they even screwed up the manufacture date, the plate on the frame says it was made two years in the future.
Before continuing on I head to the Pokémon Center.
 Your Pokémon are fighting fit! Um... I was wondering if you could help. Someone brought in this wild Bulbasaur, she was injured but since we healed her she refused to leave.
 So?
 They say you have the gift, could you talk some sense into her?
The Bulbasaur is perched on the counter by the healing machine.
+ Hey there.
 What do you want?
+ Iâm wondering why you refuse to go home, you are a wild PokĂ©mon, right?
 Iâm scared, the Rockets are still out there. They caught my friends in nets and beat me with sticks when I tried to stop them, I wasnât strong enough.
Beck appears from his Pokéball.
 Minnie! I thought they got you too!
 Beck? Is that you? You evolved!
 I had to get stronger to battle the Rockets. Iâm with this trainer now, why donât you come too?
 But I donât want to have to evolve...
+ You donât have to if you donât want to.
 Iâm living proof that you donât need to evolve to kick ass!
 Okay, Iâll go with you.
Route 9
Continuing with the detour I hardly get anywhere before my path is blocked by a Rattata.
 Fight me! Câmon human! Show me your moves!
+ Joule! Thunder Wave!
 Zap. There, done.
I throw a Pokéball at the Rattata, it wobbles for a moment and the seal clicks before being teleported to the PC.
Rock Tunnel
+ It sure is dark in here.
 I canât see a thing!
 Iâve got this. My tail will light the way!
 Hi there!
+ Woah!
 Zubat!
Joule zaps the Zubat until it collapses to the floor. We continue through the cave, Summer guiding the way and Joule frying any Zubat that gets close.
Lavender Town
The people here tell me the Pokémon Tower is a resting place for the dead. I decide to go in to pay my respects.
I start climbing the steps and find a familiar face on the first floor.
 Cally! Iâm gonna make you pay for killing Rattata!
+ Wait!
 Go Fearow!
+ Go Joule!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Fury Attack!
Joule shoots a lightning bolt at Fearow, electrocuting it. Fearow unleashes a flurry of pecks and jabs in Jouleâs direction but she deftly dodges them all.
+ Thunderbolt!
 Fury Attack!
Joule fries Fearow once more until it collapses to the floor.
 Heh, evolving didnât do you much good!
 Go Shellder!
+ Thunderbolt!
 Clamp!
Joule zaps Shellder until it gives up.
 Go Vulpix!
+ Joule come back! Go Beck!
+ Water Gun!
 Roar!
Beck douses Vulpix.
 Rawr?
+ Water Gun!
 Tail Whip!
Beck sprays water in Vulpixâs face until it passes out.
 Gargle...
 Go Sandshrew!
+ Water Gun!
 Slash!
Beck blasts Sandshrew with enough water to send it flying across the room.
 Go Eevee!
+ Beck return! Go Clive!
+ Slash!
 Quick Attack!
Eevee darts at Clive and bounces off his hide. Clive gives Eevee a close shave, dealing critical damage and scaring it enough to pass out.
 Nope...
 Mark my words Iâll make you pay one day!
Green rushed back downstairs and out of sight.
I climb the tower further until I notice the lights are a lot dimmer and a mist has somehow rolled in across the floor.
 So this is a resting place for the dead?
+ Yeah, kinda creepy on this floor though, right?
 Whatâs that behind you?
+ Hm?
 ZUUL!
+ Wah!
 Run!
I decide we take a quick exit and just leave town, as fast as possible.
Route 8
Not far now until I reach the east gatehouse, there are quite a few trainers on this route today. Battling them all in turn takes a while, only one left.
 Meow meow!
+ What?
 I canât understand her, is she even speaking human?
 Meow meow meow!
The meowing lass throws a Pokéball, a Meowth pops out poised for battle.
+ Go Paulie!
 To battle!
+ Gust!
Paulie blasts Meowth with a quick gust, knocking it down. The Meowth pounces onto Paulie in midair and bites his wing, causing him to plummet to the ground.
 Ack!
+ Gust!
Paulie tries to knock Meowth away with only one wing, Meowth bites Paulieâs throat and he stops moving.
 Paulie!
+ NOOO!
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