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One of Almondmilkhunni's big fan is friends with Sierra Natalie and other Calum's groupies

Ahhh, Sierra. I always liked her… despite everyone hating me for it 😂 but at the end of the day her and Cal became friends, after their sort-of fling post-groupie stage… and it’s stayed that way so maybe it’s a good sign that people care about both girls who were around the fine specimen of a man… but I’m confused, are you saying that one of her biggest fans is friends with ex groupies or are tot saying that Sierra is a big fan and they’re friends? Sorry the sentence structure threw me off.

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you're the last 5sos gossip blog. everyone else left.

EVERYONE?! Holy shit man, I was expecting like SOMEONE to hold down the fort. I know there are a lot of newer-gen drama blogs from like after my “prime” though… I don’t agree with some of the things said because the context of the time that is called cannon isn’t like questioned and is sometimes false… but like they seem to be good bloggers and are hopefully the hope for the future of this dramatic ass fandom about dramatic ass man-children (I call them man-children with lots of love for them in my heart, but factually they still act like kids sometimes and I’m like “… y’all realize ya pushin 30 now right?” Lol).

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“Not calum posting amh song on story and TAG her lol”

Man doesn’t even promote himself and his band but uses his phone to promote his gf’s ear-shitting music 💀 boi has to be down really bad

i wouldn’t be surprised if she did it herself,,,

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the 12-year-old girl hiding deep inside of me is secretly still obsessed with one direction and 5sos

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Ooooo I forgot how old I was until I saw this 🥲

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRY HARD IS 10 YEARS OLD?!

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PLEASE COME BACK!!! THINGS ARE HAPPENING!!!

I AM SO CONFUSED WHAT WAS EVERYONE CONFUSED ON?!?!

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I miss you so much at times like these xx

Times like these?

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Calum and brandy.

Last I heard they were official. Depending on who you ask she’s a good person, and honestly… the fandom may hate me for this… their babies would be so stinkin cute 💕

#almondmilkhunni #calum hood #don’t hate me #I just want our boi to be happy #5sos drama

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smiley boy

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Please come back xxxxxxxx

I want to come back, but I gotta tell y’all… I’m not the same as I used to be. I would like to think I’m still hilariously amazing and flawless (jk lmao)… but I have so much on my plate now. I think of y’all so often, and that’s like no cap, fr. But the friends I had in L.A… well let’s just say we’re not as close as we once were… I’m closer with my friends overseas now but like… we don’t talk about the boys as much. Mostly their babies, weddings, etc.

Not really much about the boys… but way too much about Harry Styles 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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I MISS YOU SO MUCH :( do you have an Instagram? You used to I remember but I can’t find it anymore!

I have an Insta but it’s not for anything to do with the boys, it’s just my personal Insta but it is my most prominently used social media site. I go on there during my breaks 🥰

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Wait what the fuck is Luke planning

Depends… when is this from?

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WE NEED YOU!!! THERE IS NEW TEA AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

I DON’T KNOW WHEN THIS IS FROM BUT THE TEA WITH THESE GUYS NEVER STOPS POURING I SWEAR TO GAWD.

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You said you wouldn’t just abandon us

I haven’t, and I wouldn’t. Life is just that wild. I changed my major, got a degree, got a thanatology certification, and have had to dedicate more time then I would like to my family. Dad had a stroke, so I’m back home a lot to check on him. My niece had a baby, making me a great-aunt. Then my nephew needs back surgery, and I got diagnosed with a rare disease I’m not happy I inherited.

Then, my best friend got pregnant and had a miscarriage, when she was going through that I broke it off with my fiancé because his entire attitude changed when we were alone Aka no family or friends living with us. He wasn’t the shy adorkable dude I loved anymore.

Then my best friend got pregnant again, this time with twins, and with a dude who she wasn’t in a relationship with and he didn’t want one… so I was helping her with that… and then she had a late-stage miscarriage and needed love.

THEN, my previous best friend joined an actual cult, which was fucking wild to see someone i thought was smart believe someone so dumb… and she lied about r***.

And my mother desperately wants me to buy out my fathers share of the house that I grew up in, saying I can raise my kids there. Which I do think would be a great experience but… and this isn’t bragging this is inflation in full swing… the house is worth just shy of 600,000 and my job doesn’t hand out that kinda money… so while I’m working on my second degree I’m working for actual money at work…. And I haven’t had the time to show anyone the love I’ve wanted too.

Including all of you. I’m so sorry it’s been like that.

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wait are you actually coming back?

Not everyday… as you can probably tell… but I’m leaning back into it. Talking to y’all makes me happy… kinda like when old ladies spill the tea about each other’s grandkids except…. Not that at all? Lmao 💕

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Omg you're back

I’m trying to come back! I miss y’all and our tea spilling extravaganzas! 💕

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It looks like Calum and Sierra Natalie don’t follow each other anymore on Instagram

Yeah that situation blew the FUCK up in 2021 😅 that ended horrifically 🤦🏻‍♀️