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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#had to make a meme for my younger self #maya talks

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SELLING TICKETS TO LUKE HEMMINGS IN WARSAW

hiii so i have two tickets for the luke hemmings show that I'll be selling in Warsaw on the 08/05/24 in the seating area if anyone is interested!!!! it's in sector A row 2 seats 11&12

bought originally for the price of 259 PLN (59 EUR/63 USD), will be selling it for the price of 200 PLN (46 EUR/49 USD)

please reblog to spread the word 🙏🙏🙏

#i have tried to get a refund but the costumer service there is impossible :)))) so trying my luck here 🤞 #luke hemmings #5sos #wfttwtaf #boy ep #lh2 #signal boost #sb

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proving a point

reblog please i am trying to win a bet

#i can never say the bass player cause my brother plays the bass THEREFORE he's always the loser <3 #sax player IMMEDIATELY #have you ever heard a sexier instrument

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And I love to love you, for God's sake.

#my best

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ah yes my favorite abba song it must have been love

#i prefer the musical version tho meryl streep killed it #love u luke <3 #maya talks

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Luke via trackstarshow on Tiktok

#ABBA ANSGSJSKEH LUKE PLEASE #honestly this is so cool i love that dude's videos #ngl i was waiting for him to put a 5sos song for him just for fun lmao #yes luke get that gen z promo 💅💅💅 #whoever is in charge of his social promo is smart #pretty boy

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#ono version specifically. but all versions apply

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if i was the 5sos social intern i would make them film a tiktok of them in the tesla going "GUYS! i think WE just made THE song of THE SUMMER 🤪☝️"

#get the youth excited #maya talks

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i feel like for the full lighter experience i should be drunk on a beach dancing with a bunch of sweaty people

#honestly the song is a vibe!! and it's not even my type of music but it's nice #maya talks

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life update 🧚🏼‍♀️✨

#i've gone platinum blonde i can concur the world now #maya talks #m*self

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#i have a special spot in my heart for the tfofu version <3 i just love when the choir comes in the bridge hmmmmmm #it scratches my brain real good #studio version very close tho <3

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haven't done one of these in a while but hey! they're so fun <3 thank u @daydadahlias for tagging me mwah <3

last song: body better by maisie peters!!! i was just getting back home and i really wanted to blast it and i had to skip like 10 songs till i got to it but it was just enough time to listen to it and park the car 💅

currently watching: i actually started to do a rewatch of this is us a few days ago and have been crying non stop 👍 highly recommend watching this show btw if you haven't (if you want for extra impact watch it with your mom which is what i did when it was actually airing). also im watching abbott elementary as it's back for s3 now!!! gregory me beloved i missed u my boy <3333

currently reading: for my 911/5sos overlapped people im in the middle of reading this buddie fic and even if i haven't finished it yet im already putting it in my personal favs cause it's got great understanding of eddie as a character which is the absolute best when it happens in a buddie fic yk <3

current favorites: the radiator in my room where i stick my socked feet in that keeps me warm for most of the day. also actually kinda enjoy doing the dishes when i can put on a podcast and take my sweet time. a nice bowl of cereal with almond milk. the dress i thrifted last week that has pockets.

if you feel like doing this go ahead consider yourself being tagged by me <3

#saying i like doing dishes might be a controversial take i admit #idk i just get in the zone and it's so satisfying to see it all clean #maya talks

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me and the girlies (gn) if ashton irwin had to land a plane:

#making a LOST joke in 2024 feels good feels organic #(i've never watched it) #maya talks

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here to submit my thoughts on the poll bc I am Indecisive

while i respect your thoughts on this and see the way you think, calum and ashton should ABSOLUTELY be flipped 😭 i think ashton is an excellent bullshitter and will say it with most confidence that yeah HE WILL convince you he can do it, which HE DID cause you put him in the "could really land a plane" slot BUT that man will not be able to do it. we're all crushing down. no fucking way.

calum is hiding something and i think it's a pilot license.

#valid response tho 🫡 #ask

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#since they are Men they will all say they can but this is not about that. it's about how confident they are about it #i know who im voting for

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im rewatching this is us and just remembered it actually inspired ghost of you to be written 👍

#jack pearson i literally owe you EVERYTHING #btw this is the best show fr #maya talks

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who are some other fanfic authors you recommend?

ooo!! well in the 5sos fandom, I ofc have to recommend (i indicated the ships for people who I've just Read a bunch of that ship from them not bc it's the only ship they've written):

the court of cake: Molly @burstingsunrise (galacticsugar on ao3), Meg @kaleidoscopeminds (also kaleidoscopeminds on ao3!), Aria @calumthoodshands (also calumthoodshands on ao3), & Emma @crossedwiress (toddamyanderson on ao3)

the league of lashton: Amanda @lifewasradical (also lifewasradical on ao3), Anna @ashtcnirwin (elivigar on ao3), Bella @clumsyclifford (bellawritess on ao3), & Helen @calumcest (softirwin on ao3)

the cashton crew: Maya @calumsash (beecosmic on ao3), Monse @lukemichaelcalumashton (nothingliketherain on ao3), Ashley @ashtonarmpit (thesaltyspice on ao3), & Vicky @myfalsedevotion (FalseDevotion on ao3)

the members of the miscellaneous (people who write a multitude of ships): Hazel @allsassnoclass (also allsassnoclass on ao3), Ri @ryebreadloaf (riibread on ao3), & Megs @igarbagecannoteven (kingscrossinseptember)

and ofc the queen of x reader: Crystal @kindahoping4forever (also kindahoping4forever on ao3)

and these are the writers I've personally read the most from and enjoyed :) also if u go thru my bookmarks on ao3, you'll find some goodies that way too <3

#cashton crew babyyyyyyyy 🫶🫶🫶🫶 happy to represent #thank u for including me jess im honored MWAH ❣️ #jess