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best dsmp theory eras

velvetisegg

someone in manberg was poisoning schlatt

literally everything else

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You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

(reference)

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the memes are cute but literally nobody in dunmeshi would everrr say i wonder how i taste in earshot of laios

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i think as far as the dsmp goes, you either die the villain or live long enough to see yourself become part of the ever-growing list of queer minecraft youtubers

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i fear i may have to start watching dungeon meshi

#i've been lurking on the fringes for the past few months #but one well-timed post about resurrection snapped my resolve like a twig #it's one of those medias i Know i will enjoy if i start watching / reading it.. so i stayed away.. but alas. they got me #will watch the first ep 2nite perhaps

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A trend I’ve been noticing

#posts that fly past your head like a bullet barely missing its mark but you still hear the whoosh ringing through your ears #(my friend is currently watching house md. i watched it years ago. we have frequent conversations about this show)

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open the door

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If I was Orpheus I wouldn't have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus' second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I've done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don't get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide

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i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop

#@ prev soooooo true

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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tommy continuously stopping to look at the prison to go "what is this for??"

thats SUCH foreshadowing!!!! please lock him in there so he doesnt fucking die pleaseeeee

#mcyt heritage post. to me

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god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there

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me: 2 harming potions and a golden apple breakfast is the most important meal of the day, that’s right

my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Goodtimeswithscar to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would bring good times

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the nature of being a hc fan is that one day you’ve caught up on all your povs, three days later you’re suddenly behind two episodes on everyone and have no idea what that new build is on people’s streams and there’s a new inside joke and a new hybrid design and a new duo name has popped up on twitter

#great point! especially with the trap of speedrunning art that i have seen a lot of mcyt artists fall into (me included) #sometimes the secret to getting engagement on your posts is not constantly drawing what just happened #but taking a concept (old. new. completely made up) and creating it with love and energy and patience

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i want to thank mumbo jumbo for putting etho's setup on blast so badly he felt the need to provide photographic evidence