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when the humor so good people think you have a mood disorder

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dew x rain inc quote

rain: is that a gun?!

dewdrop: it's not what it looks like!

rain: it looks like a gun!

dewdrop: okkayyy.. maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so i technically can't shoot it anymore!

rain: ...ANYMORE?!

#sodo ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #dewdrop ghost #ghost bc #rain ghoul #water ghoul #dewdrop x rain #sodo x rain #dewdrop is insane but it’s okay because he’s pretty #incorrect quotes #ghost band incorrect quotes

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Accidentally found you while cruising tags abt wattpad comments and was siked to see another Chucky fan!!!! Just passing through to say hi!!!!!

TOOK FOREVER TO SEE THIS LOL hi!!!

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alright my friend and i were arguing about this so i’m gonna make a post about it

reblog and put in the tags what you call each of these

#shoes or sneakers #water fountain #soda #i have 0 idea what the fuck the 4th photo is what is that

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none pizza with left beef

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okay but jake with an older sister reader who stands up for him all the time and protects him from their dad. She’s also the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss, matching Chucky’s energy but like not murdering and shit💀💀He came out to her first expecting her not to accept him or something but she’s just happy for him :’))

NO WAIT LITERALLY THIS

jake would probably ask u for help on his homework every 5 seconds, and while yes its annoying, its not like you can say no because he needs help and you wanna help

maybe you'd help out junior too?? yes, of course, your dad and brother find that side of the family obnoxious- and you probably do too- but when junior is having a panic attack over some alegbra equation you'd be a monster to not assist

all this prompt is making me think of is how absolutely FERAL y/n would go after lexys whole party stunt

"you think my dad dying is funny?"

because, despite how shitty of a person lucas was, his death doesn't deserve to mocked and especially not in front of your baby brother.

jake having night terrors late at night and you having to calm him down, making him a drink and letting him vent to you </3

y/n and family r just having dinner and lucas finds out about jakes failing grades, ofc this starts a fight, but your there to assist

you'd probably convince lucas that it was just a mistake on his teachers part

(and of course later help jake raise all of his grades)

PRANK WARS WITH JAKE!!!

i love this prompt sm, ty for submitting!!

#jake wheeler #childs play #chucky tv show #chucky tv series #chucky 2021 #charles lee ray #chucky series #junior wheeler #lucas wheeler

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when i started writing this comic, there were courses on duolingo for klingon and dothraki, fictional languages that are only spoken by characters on television shows who don’t exist, but the course for yiddish, a language spoken by jews – real, living, breathing people – for generations, didn’t exist until april 2021.

in 2017 a jewish employee at the anne frank museum was asked to put a baseball cap over his yarmulke. yeah, you read that right – an employee who worked in the house anne frank and her family hid for two years was asked to hide his judaism when he came into work. 

what i’m saying is goyim are trying very hard to pretend jewish people don’t exist anymore, and it’s safer for a man to tattoo a swastika on his face than it is for me to wear a necklace with a symbol of my culture on it.

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RICK AND MORTY INC QUOTES

Morty: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Rick: Killed without hesitation. Morty: No-

Morty: Wh- R-Rick! I- I can explain. Rick: Can you? Morty: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie!

Beth: Go to Hell! Jerry, tearing up while thinking of his demon ‘friends’: I wish I could..

Jerry: Beth and I don’t use pet names, I swear! Rick: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Jerry: Honey? Beth: Yes, dear? Jerry: Rick: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Jerry: Fitness tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Summer: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Morty: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

*Summer and Morty sitting in jail together after stealing something from Rick* Summer: Who are we going to call? Morty: I’d call Rick, but I feel safer in jail.

ricks wife or smthn idk: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Rick: I'm a knife. Bird Person, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Jerry, driving Morty and Summer: So how was your day? Morty: We almost got surprise adopted! Jerry: What? Summer: Oh, we almost got kidnapped. Jerry: Cool! Jerry: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!\

Beth: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Jerry: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Beth: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME! Rick, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

*Summer mixing a drink* Beth: Any chance that’s for me? Summer: It’s for Rick. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Morty: Oh geez, I never realized the forethought that went into b-being a disappointment.

Lizard Morty: What did you guys get in your yearbook? c137 Morty: 'Prettiest Smile' Fat/Left Handed Morty: 'Nicest Personality' Cowboy Morty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Evil/President Morty: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Jerry: Favorite horror movie? Beth: It! Rick: Saw. Summer: Annabelle. Morty: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #summer smith #rick and morty fandom #rick and morty incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect rick and morty quotes #morty c137 #rick c137 #lizard morty #evil morty #president morty #rick and morty memes #beth smith #jerry smith #rick and morty au

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dc incorrect quotes

jon, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! damian, in a deep voice, holding ken: Nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids jason: What the fuck are you guys doing? damian: Playing systemic oppression

jason: Fuck. bruce: We've got to work on your cursing. jason: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

bruce: I’m going to take you out joker: great, it’s a date! bruce: I meant that as a threat. joker: See you at five!~

dick: I’m driving. jason, out of view: Shotgun! tim, turning to face jason: Aww! But you had it on the way here- tim: OH HOLY SHIT- jason, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *loads gun*

damian, setting down a card: Ace of spades. jason, pulling out an uno card: Plus four. tim, pulling out a pokémon card: Eevee, I choose you! dick, trembling: What are we playing?

#batjokes #joker #batman #dc #dc incorrect quotes #tim drake #damian wayne #jason todd #bruce wayne #jon kent #damijon #batfam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam imagine #superhero

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Hi, do you take requests for scenarios or headcanons? If so, are they open, what are your rules an who do you write for?

i do take requests!! it just might take me a while to do them, though

ig i should actually make a list of rules so im using ur ask to do so hehe

RULES FOR REQUESTS:

- I do headcanons, scenarios, and short fics/oneshots! However, if you request a fic, I will take a while to post it. Those take a while. Headcanons will probably be the quickest as well with scenarios.

- I won't be taking any NSFW requests.

- I can do x Readers , however my rule with that is the character has to be 14 and up. I'm not writing some x Reader fanfic for a 10 year old.

- I do mostly any tropes, but my favorite is hurt/comfort. I'm less likely to write fluffy fanfics, but you can still send in a request for one if you want too.

- I am not a proshipper. I won't write anything for a proship, it makes me uncomfortable.

- I can write for ships! I'm most comftorable writing for mlm ships due to the fact that I myself am gay, however I can write for other ships as well.

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR:

- Chucky / Childs Play

- MCU (DareDevil, Avengers, SpiderMan, DeadPool, etc)

- DC (Batfam, Superfam, Titans, etc)

- Rick and Morty

- Metal Family

- Undertale & Deltarune

- Night In The Woods

- Ghost Band

- Call of Duty mw2

- The Owl House

- DreamSMP

- If you want to request for a fandom that I haven't listed here, you can still do so! Chances are that I'll write for it. Chances are just higher if it's for those fandoms, though.

#chucky tv series #batfam #chucky 2021 #damian wayne #charles lee ray #batfamily #chucky tv show #chucky series #junior wheeler #jake wheeler #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #metal family #night in the woods #undertale #marvel #mcu #send requests #send recs please #batfam headcanons #marvel headcanons #rick and morty #deltarune #the owl house #cod mw2 #dreamsmp #dsmp #ghost band #ghost bc

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you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you’d win

#yes absolutely

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c!niki drawing dump! this is from my personal headcanon that niki is a fallen angel!! 

#so true bestie

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drew camilo!! (the blue hair is just a headcanon lolz)

#camilo madrigal #camilo headcanons #camilo fluff #camilo fanart #encanto #encanto fanart #encanto headcanons #disney #disney fanart #disney+ #disney plus #madrigal family

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some requests!! i’ll do more later :P

#LOOK AT RICK OMFG #AUTISTIC RICK AND BIRDRICK IN THE SAME POST?? #SHIT OUTTA MY DREAMS #I LOVE THEM #RICK AND BIRDPERSON R AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE

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CANON LMFAO

heavy: dude it's four in the morning why the fuck are you making chocolate pudding

dee, not looking up: because I've lost control of my life

#dee metal family #this is a weekly occurrence between the 2 boys #heavy is the only one woken up by it becuz glam is used to victorias snoring #dee has insomnia

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bestie i love your icon so much!! did you make it? love the use of the spooky halloween versions of the flags they fit him so well 🥺

i did make it!! it's the gay flag and ghostgender flag :)

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vander > any other arcane character

hear me out.

HEAR ME OUT-

arcane au where vander never dies and the whole explosion never happens (or it does happen but vander doesn’t die) so vander gets to live. for plot reasons jinx would still be living with silco, maybe vi abandoned jinx because instead of killing vander she just heavily injured him?

so throughout the entire show vander is maybe in bed rest, or maybe he heals and is fighting to get his daugher back. food for thought ig

i have daddy isues

#daddy issues #arcane #arcane league of legends #jinx league of legends #vander league of legends #arcane netflix #arcane au #fix it au