too warm; someone dunk me in a cave spring
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getting a migraine on a day my boss has taken off so i can't call out really feels like the universe saying "fuck you in particular"
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post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place
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this is what being on tumblr feels like
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For the purposes of this poll, I think long-term leases count if you're the primary person on the lease.
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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Dragon Brush Rest // Ceramicorn
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cereal is the peak dessert
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this ONE FUCKING WOLF in our pathfinder game has managed to survive through like 5 attacks with one (1) hit point
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