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I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

#ao3 #good. to know

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it is chronically humilating to want and desire. anything, really

#me me me me me

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had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone!

#REAL #comic

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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

#real asf #know your history

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#yees #sisyphus

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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

#real asf #god bless #goncharov

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

#ME ASF #i love bagels so much #throughout all of my questionable on campus food it is a bagel with cream cheese that keeps me hopeful #is this a new york thing. yes. i dont care #bagel

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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

#yeah... #i will die in may

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another deranged drawing from my demented mind

#peace and love #i love the little #:p #trans

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movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

#REAL ASF #i can tell you some weird moments with friends years ago #i have su songs locked and loaded in my long term memory if anyone chooses to start playing their melodies #what did i have for lunch yesterday? who knows #memory

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Listening to my brain usually brings me to similar conclusions.

#yeah

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

#doing this on friday

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TRUST EXERCISE

This is not a rickroll

#tysm op

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I LOVE YOU

#sjkfhdsk?? #real tho #true modern aart

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

#real

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!!EASY BREEZY!!

#EASY BREEZY!!

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Dont know if you were joking about needing catboy references a couple of weeks back but here ya go

Theres one for sheep too if you need that

the sacred texts.... thank you for bestowing it upon me

#FURRY #FURRY BIBLE #absolutely gonna use this for #tabaxi #character refs #yippeee